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The Cost of Sacrilege by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Mar 2023
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Shizun is tucked inside of Luo Binghe’s bed, eyes shut and face pale. Luo Binghe hadn’t known where else to put him.
He doesn’t know what to do.
He’s so tired.
“My boy,” a voice that’s gently weathered by age like an old map says. It sounds the way Luo Binghe imagines a grandfather ought to sound. “You’ve had a very long day.”
Luo Binghe only realizes that he’s closed his eyes when he opens them. How long has he been standing in place?
The Old Palace Master looks at him with an air of concern, as if Luo Binghe is a child that has hurt himself. Not a monster covered in his Shizun’s blood.
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In the wake of Shen Qingqiu's death, the Old Palace Master decides to take what he thinks is an opportunity. Luo Binghe makes him regret it.
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03 Jan 2026
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Rehearsal by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Apr 2023
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Luo Binghe rehearses all the different ways his reunion with Shizun might go.
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10 Dec 2025
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Meander by p0rth0s
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Jul 2019
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Shizun has Binghe hold on to him from behind whenever they’re in the air, and shouts at him to speak up when he attempts to whisper sweetly in his ear. Perhaps he ought to be embarrassed by his failed overtures. He does feel his cheeks heat and his stomach swoop from more than their rising altitude, but it only serves to make Binghe want to squeeze him tighter. A lesson in seduction.
The only man Binghe has ever wanted to please is Shizun, and he will learn to be less clumsy. Shizun will teach him, as he always has.
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07 Dec 2025
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Poll: would you read the peerless cucumber transmigration romance? by envyenvy for Ghostlyboop
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Oct 2024
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dick jokes
[screenshot of a text from Peerless Cucumber that reads “Do you still take commissions?”]passionate ranting
no fucking way
he’s still alive???binghe obsession
of course this is how we find outhomoerotic undertones
maybe he really was dead and he just rose from the grave to commission art of lbh one last time
in a totally hetero way ofcbinghe obsession
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- Part 1 of peerless cucumber discord server
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16 Nov 2025
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THE HIT AND RUN by brawltogethernow
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game), Death Note (Anime & Manga)
15 Feb 2025
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Harry hits Light Yagami with his car. (Based on a joke post, taken extremely seriously.)
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16 Jun 2025
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my name, safest in your mouth by heart_to_pen_to_paper
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Mar 2025
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The first time Hua Cheng calls Xie Lian’s name during sex, Xie Lian cries.
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30 Mar 2025
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horizonline hymnal by heart_to_pen_to_paper
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Feb 2025
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Shen Qingqiu could never have imagined himself capable of holding such a feeling. It swells, breaks, crashes through him with enough force to leave him breathless. It sweeps through him like the tide. He can almost smell salt; he can almost taste it.
And in that moment, something clicks into place. This is his body, his life, and his world. He wants to map every cùn of it with Luo Binghe at his side. So why shouldn’t he? He’s the first and only consort of the Demon Emperor. The best beloved of Luo Binghe. If he wants to go on vacation with his husband, who in the three realms would dare stop him?
Shen Qingqiu ponders his and his husband’s places in a post-canon world.
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23 Feb 2025
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marginalia by funeralstrut
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jul 2024
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Under the weight of Shen Qingqiu’s grief after the Immortal Alliance Conference, Ming Fan keeps his head bowed and his gaze low, like everyone else—until Ning Yingying makes a stand one fateful afternoon class.
(Heavenly Demons are shapeshifters AU.)
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- Part 3 of forged in your shape
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05 Feb 2025
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shovel party by heart_to_pen_to_paper
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Dec 2024
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“My name is Yue Qi,” he informs the man. Not that the name really means anything, when it comes down to it. Not that Yue Qi is worth one thing, when he can’t even—
“It is not,” the man spits, sounding almost affronted. Then he makes a strange sound. Is he trying to laugh, too? “Or, well.” There’s a pause, or maybe Yue Qi’s awareness just lapses again. “Where do you think you are right now, Yue Qi?”
The question makes Yue Qi feel cold, even colder than he already is. He shivers. “How can you not know the Ling Xi caves, if you’re here with me?” he demands. A new thought hits him like a thunderclap right between the eyes. “Are you here to get me out?”
Yue Qingyuan is left injured and poisoned in a cave after a fight. His mind drifts.
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13 Jan 2025
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What Came First…The Chicken or the Pox? by NinjaKK
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Audio Drama), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Webcomic)
17 Nov 2024
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When Lan Yuan comes down with chickenpox, Lan Wangji begins to worry his husband may not have caught the virus as a child and could become very sick. Brushing it off, Wei Wuxian boldly declares it would take more than a few mere spots to defeat the likes of him!
The next morning, Wei Wuxian awakes covered in spots and stricken with a fever. Delirious, he soon wages a one man war against the apparent amorous chickens threatening to wreck his marriage.
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Wei Wuxian gets sick, goes a little crazy and has his own version of the 'Would you still love me if I were a worm?' moment.
With adorable artwork by the lovely Otno 😍
This is a follow-up fic to A Piece of Cake and Bun in the Oven, so if you want more fluffy, established Wangxian fics, you may want to check them out as well 🥰
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- Part 3 of A Punderful Collection Of Food Fics
- Part 3 of Established Wangxian Fluff
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20 Dec 2024
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Tarnished Gold by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Dec 2023
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Becoming emperor of the cultivation world will start with a first step as small and basic as becoming Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace. For that, he must steal the position away from the current Head Disciple. Luo Binghe will sabotage, upstage, and completely and utterly best him.
The road to destroying everything and everyone who has ever wronged him, to becoming the highest ruler so that no one will ever have the right to control him ever again - it will start as simply as ruining Gongyi Xiao’s life.
Compared to everything else he’s already done, this should be easy.
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Luo Binghe brings all his skills of cunning and brutality to bear on Gongyi Xiao, Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace Sect. It… doesn’t go too well for him.
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30 Oct 2024
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[COMICS/ARTWORK] Documenting my WoL's adventures in art form as I play through XIV.
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30 Sep 2024
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YWKON Art (and visual guides) by rarsneezes
Fandoms: Tales of Symphonia, Tales of the Abyss, Xenoblade Chronicles 2
11 Jan 2024
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Art and Fanart for my YWKON series!
Also contains visual guides for concepts like core crystals + ether lines + non ToS characters that are present in YWKON.
Please enjoy my art! Thanks everyone for the fanart you've given me! Thanks for reading!! [pleading emoji]
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- Part 33 of YWKON
- Part 11 of jademythra (ywkon flavor)
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11 Jan 2024
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Mob asks Tsubomi out and then some other things happen. 20 page comic.
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30 Apr 2023
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It shouldn’t be happening. It can’t be happening. The savior of Eorzea can’t simply bleed out on a rooftop. That’s not how the story is supposed to end. Is it?
The woman on the stone shudders and coughs weakly. It looks for a moment as if she’s going to say something—but instead she sighs, long and bubbling, and the Warrior of Light does not speak another word.
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Or: The Warrior of Light takes a spear for Haurchefant. Things unravel rapidly from there.
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21 Mar 2023
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Jade doesn’t like thinking about depth.
So he doesn’t.
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- Part 2 of Whumptober 2022
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26 Sep 2022
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Krile's first commission as the head of the Students of Baldesion is simple: find a way to permanently seal an ancient Allagan relic without sealing away a dear friend and colleague with it. It's a strange experience finally getting someone back, after all the people that she has lost.
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25 Sep 2022
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ffxivwrite day 7, pawn
Jullus asks the twins to play chess with him. Only one actually accepts the offer.
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- Part 68 of Scented Stationery
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09 Sep 2022
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The Warrior of Light should be happy, but she isn't. It makes no sense, especially not to Alisaie - but one cannot travel betwixt stars unchanged.
Hearts, however, can.
G'raha knows it more keenly than any.
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19 Jan 2022
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Alphinaud, Alisaie, and the aftermath of Holminster Switch.
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02 Oct 2021