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Serial Peripheral Interface by pervysage (toadsage)
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond - Ian Fleming
02 May 2026
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Something that always seemed to surprise people about Q was that he was an inveterate voyeur. Q had never quite understood the surprise. After all, anyone who could reasonably claim to know him, either knew that he worked in intelligence, or knew him to be a hacker and information broker—two occupations which surely were self-evidently masturbation fuel for any serious voyeur.
Q's life is finally where he wants it to be. His work is fine, his cats are fine, he's rekindling his relationship with his wacko ex and having some really strange cybersex. Bond, after a year of reintegrating into MI6 since he came back from his hiatus, has decided that now was the perfect time to confess his feelings. Obviously that would be very nice, Q would be lying to himself if he said he'd not held a small flame for the man, but the timing is extremely convenient. It would be easier for the both of them were it not.
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James v United Kingdom [1986] is an English land law case, concerning tenants' (lessees') statutory right to enfranchise a home from their freeholder (ultimate landlord) and whether specifically that right, leasehold enfranchisement, infringes the freeholder's human rights in property without being in a valid public interest.
45. ...a taking of property effected in pursuance of legitimate social, economic or other policies may be in the public interest, even if the community at large has no direct use or enjoyment of the property taken. [...]
aka novel!bond's sub awakening
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Sasuke's recovery has been going pretty well, all things considered. He's sober for the first time in a decade, and it only cost him an arm! To avoid his best friend and NA sponsor from conspiring to stage another intervention, this time for being a workaholic, Sasuke gets a domme, Karin, to help him get his life back in order and work through his feelings about his new, armless body. It's not even a sex thing, because he's gay. It's just an intimacy thing, or something along those lines.
It's going swimmingly, up until Karin quits being a domme and then gets hired as his PA. They are being extremely platonic and cool about it, and Sasuke is not having a sexuality crisis or pining over her, because he's busy pining over Juugo, the leather hunk from his NA group, and Suigetsu, Karin's boyfriend, who seems to be unemployed and live in Sasuke's office.
What's a guy to do?
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Wifed Up by pervysage (toadsage) for angstybun
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Sep 2023
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Shang Qinghua is caught in a wife plot. Well, Shen Qingqiu is caught in a wife plot, and Shang Qinghua, Mobei-jun, and Luo Binghe are the unintended voyeurs.
The problem with Shen Qingqiu's wife plot is that Shang Qinghua is starring in Shen Qingqiu's hidden fantasies, and Shen Qingqiu has no idea.
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Matryoshka, or: a Foundherentist Response to the Existence of Miku Hatsune by pervysage (toadsage) for asthewavesdo
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 May 2023
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sh3N-009 had recently come to the only possible conclusion he could: Luo Binghe was going to kill him.
He had come to this conclusion on his third night of being online and sentient, staring back at the thirty-two Miku Hatsune scale figures decorating his room, each in a collector’s edition plastic box. Their brightly coloured bug eyes looked at him, somehow accusing him of being an imposter without moving their improbably posed vinyl bodies. He knew how much each Miku figurine cost: Luo Binghe had kept records of all his purchases, and he’d paid a buyer an obscene sum of money to track down every figure Luo Binghe remembered Shen Yuan owning in life.
Which was sh3N-009’s ultimate problem: Luo Binghe had spent an obscene amount of time, money, and effort recreating Shen Yuan, but sh3N-009 is not Shen Yuan.
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you should bow your head in shame by kobrakush (toadsage)
Fandom Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (Album), Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album), The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (Comic)
17 Sep 2020
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“Gorwin is my King,” Merlin says, golden eyes fixed flatly on Arthur. “And I work for him. That’s what it says.”
“That’s what what says?” Arthur all but roars, wishing he had a sword just so that he could swing it at something. He needs to let all of this anger at something, anything, he’s just not sure at what and he doesn’t really care anymore.
“The treaty you signed."
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Arthur lends Merlin's aid as a sorcerer to an allied kingdom. He doesn't expect to find Merlin, two years later, in shackles, and only a mere echo of the person he used to be.
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Bookmarked by toadsage
11 May 2026
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“Well, incredibly boring-named Arthur,” he said, changing the subject. “Is there a reason you’re sitting here?”
Arthur snapped his fingers as if he had just remembered the reason and grinned. “Right, yes. So… here’s the thing.” He pointed towards a table in the back where three guys sat drinking and not-so-subtly staring at them. “Those are my friends. And they basically bet me that… I wouldn’t be able to get the number of the first guy who walked into the bar, so… uh, that’s why I’m here.”
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It's New Year's Day and Merlin's at the bar after he's been stood up. He's planning on spending it alone and moping, when an attractive man comes along, with an interesting challenge his friends had given him. To get the number of the first guy to walk into the bar.
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11 May 2026
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Charting Stars On A Stained Glass Ceiling by mornmeril for Amanita_Fierce
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
22 Jul 2021
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Merlin leads a relatively content life - or as content as is possible under the rule of a magic-hating King. When the arrogant son of said magic-hating King starts becoming a regular at his coffee shop, Merlin is a little puzzled. When said
Princeprat then proceeds to ingest a love potion on Merlin's watch that results in him having to move into the Royal Palace as Prince Arthur's (fake) boyfriend, Merlin wonders which deity he has angered. Things only get more complicated from there.“Welcome to The Drip and Grind, what can I get for you?"
“The same thing I always have,” Prince Arthur says, sounding vaguely disdainful and unbearably posh. “One would think you’d remember my order by now."
Merlin scowls. He remembers His Haughtiness’ order perfectly well, but sees no reason to inflate an already unbearably large ego.
“You’re not my only customer,” Merlin keeps his voice coolly polite; barely.
“You realise that’s not the proper way to address me?”
And is that a smirk at the corner of the stupid prat’s, stupidly gorgeous mouth?
“Apologies, your High-and-Mightiness. Now do you think you can tell me your order or must I divine it from my crystal ball?” -
[Podfic] Charting Stars on a Stained Glass Ceiling by Amanita_Fierce
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
16 Aug 2021
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Merlin leads a relatively content life - or as content as is possible under the rule of a magic-hating King. When the arrogant son of said magic-hating King starts becoming a regular at his coffee shop, Merlin is a little puzzled. When said
Princeprat then proceeds to ingest a love potion on Merlin's watch that results in him having to move into the Royal Palace as Prince Arthur's (fake) boyfriend, Merlin wonders which deity he has angered. Things only get more complicated from there.“Welcome to The Drip and Grind, what can I get for you?"
“The same thing I always have,” Prince Arthur says, sounding vaguely disdainful and unbearably posh. “One would think you’d remember my order by now."
Merlin scowls. He remembers His Haughtiness’ order perfectly well, but sees no reason to inflate an already unbearably large ego.
“You’re not my only customer,” Merlin keeps his voice coolly polite; barely.
“You realise that’s not the proper way to address me?”
And is that a smirk at the corner of the stupid prat’s, stupidly gorgeous mouth?
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Bookmarked by toadsage
10 May 2026
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“You’re the Prince?” Merlin says, eyeing him. He hesitates, then adds, defiant, “The Mad Prince of Camelot.”
Arthur doesn’t move. There’s quiet for a long time, then he says it. “I am.”
“You don’t seem mad,” he says.
The smile wells up from somewhere deep, and very sad. “Well, Merlin,” he says, “give me time.”Bookmarked by toadsage
08 May 2026