troutchopper

fish with mouth open looking like an absolute fool



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    Cat's Cradle by

    Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)  

    26 Jan 2026

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    You’re a former grad student ripped out of your thesis writing and dumped unceremoniously into Sherlock.

    Worst of all, you can’t even kill yourself.

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    Bookmarked by beetlebug (troutchopper)

    15 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    oh my god shes so fucking delusional <3
    future rob reading this will fill you with dread and disgust -- this is not healthy. please do not emulate this. bad things represented in really good writing does not make said bad things good. read your sciencedaily articles and find good relationships

    tldr DO NOT REREAD IF YOU ARENT IN A STABLE PLACE MENTALLY

    edit: reread-- i LOVE the ending good lawd

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    Coma Girl and the Excitement Gang by

    Fandoms: Fleabag (TV)  

    11 Jun 2023

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    A year and a bit after the end of series two, the Priest gets news that sends him flying through the streets of London to a nearby hospital. Or, my take on Fleabag series three.

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    Bookmarked by beetlebug (troutchopper)

    14 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    be still my beating heart this is gorgeous. i typed how to write screenplays into my searchbar and this was the first result.

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    the fox in motion by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Fleabag (TV)  

    23 Jul 2019

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    He isn’t going to spill his guts to this woman surrounded by guinea pig merchandise, he absolutely is not— but then he remembers the world is ending tomorrow, so, what the hell.

    “I just want him to choose me,” Crowley says. “For once, I want him to fucking choose me, over… over…” His mind reaches frantically for a human-appropriate metaphor to couch his whole impossible situation in, and eventually finds one.

    “...over God.”

    ***

    (Crowley and Fleabag share a moment, in the middle of their stories.)

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    Bookmarked by beetlebug (troutchopper)

    13 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    fuck holy shit. this is really good. this is how i want to write.

  4. Public Bookmark 46

    i will follow you north (and south, east and west) by

    Fandoms: The Office - Fandom  

    08 Jul 2012

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    au. karen was the one to start at dunder-mifflin, not jim. simultaneous evolution of pam, her art, and her love life.

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    Bookmarked by beetlebug (troutchopper)

    11 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    descriptive writing at its finest

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    golden, three hundred and twenty by

    Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005) RPF  

    27 Jul 2025

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    We were always on the verge of almost. Never nothing, never something.

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    Bookmarked by beetlebug (troutchopper)

    11 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    CHARACTER STUDY IN SO LITTLE TIEM???