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“No one has any more pumpkin spice cup noodles,” Peter says miserably. “I think that Flash bought every single one in the entire city just to spite me. And also because – oh man, Mr. Stark, they smell so freaking good.”
“Ah. Soup. You’re definitely freaking out a reasonable amount about this.”
“Yes, Mr. Stark, soup. What aren’t you getting? It’s soup. Life-changing soup. Pumpkin. Flavored. Cup. Noodles.”
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or, peter just NEEDS a limited edition pumpkin-spice-flavored cup noodles, and tony wishes that he’d tried to find the damn thing before agreeing.
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“Seven layer dips,” he says with a smirk. “Classic game day food, right?” Tony’s asking a genuine question here. He doesn’t know very much about game day foods. FRIDAY agrees hesitantly. “Why stop at seven layers?”
“Logic,” is FRIDAY’s answer.
“Exactly. What do I always say, FRI? Come on, hon, you can do it.”
FRIDAY sighs and then dutifully recites: “Fuck logic.”
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or, it’s superbowl sunday and peter & tony both fake and barf their way through the game.
[sicktember day xxviii. + xxix. + xxx. – missing out + too many layers (alt) + food poisoning/allergy]
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- Part 18 of sicktember 2021
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“FRI, talk to me,” Tony says. He pushes the suit to the side and immediately grabs a tablet, scrolling through the useless information as quickly as he can. “Fucking talk to me, FRIDAY, godamnit!”
And then he hits it. This is the part when he hits it, when shapes blur into colors, sounds blur into white noise, and reality blurs into nightmares. This is the part when he reads Karen’s report and doesn’t think about how fucking endearing the kid is, but how fucking endearing the kid – the kid was.
Heart Rate, the tablet reads. 0 BPM.
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or, tony needs to head over to the library and check out every goddamn book on spider anatomy they’ve got.
[sicktember day xxvi. – alt prompt - + xxvii. – asleep on the couch + blankets]
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- Part 17 of sicktember 2021
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“Er, excuse me?” Peter says, walking up to an employee. Her name tag reads: Evelyn. “Do you know how to take care of sick people?”
Evelyn blinks. “Sure, kid.”
“Okay. Okay, cool.” He shuffles around for a little. She makes no move to follow up, so Peter does. “H-How exactly?”
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or, after the (fixed) events of endgame, morgan gets sick.
[sicktember day xxiv. + xxv. – sneezing + sick at school/work]
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- Part 16 of sicktember 2021
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“Gerald’s kind of like Petey,” Morgan says contemplatively. “They both just sit there and eat a lot.” She frowns. “Petey, are you an alpaca?”
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or, both morgan and peter learn that there are consequences to eating too much candy.
[sicktember day xxii. + xxiii. – toothache + stay]
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- Part 15 of sicktember 2021
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a series focused on peter and revealing his secret identities.
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everything i wrote for the sicktember event in 2021!
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short one-shots from each acadec member's pov
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peter contemplates suicide and calls the crisis line. this is what comes next.
a ten-part series with titles from cavetown's lemon boy.
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tony stark has a heart by mjscorner
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
22 Aug 2021
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When Tony finally took his final, heaviest step through the threshold that the nurse had led him, every thought and every doubt fell silent in his head.
Suddenly Tony was glued to the rainbow-tiled floor of the pediatric wing, about as unmovable as a statue.
They'd never met, but he knew him.
That was Peter.
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a few of the major events in the MCU reimagined if Peter was Tony's biological son.
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- Part 3 of biodad tony
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Bookmarked by turtle_bean
06 Sep 2021
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stitch 'n' bitch by SpideyFics
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
03 Sep 2021
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When Peter Parker is born – a quiet, placid baby who enters the world with barely a murmur – he is cleaned and then swaddled in a soft receiving blanket, the strands of pink, blue, yellow, and green knitted into an intricate pattern. His fingers grasp the blanket and sink into the lacy weave, and he stares at his mother with dark, unfocused eyes. She looks back with awed wonder, stroking his cheek with the side of her index finger, before settling the blanket more closely around him.
Bookmarked by turtle_bean
05 Sep 2021
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I Didn't Mean to Say It by loubuttons
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
05 Jan 2019
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“What? Are you embarrassed?”
Rolling his eyes, he says, “No,”
“Then I don’t get--”
“I didn’t want to call you Dad!”
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- Part 4 of Stark Raving Mad
Bookmarked by turtle_bean
05 Sep 2021
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You Can't Save Everyone by polaroid15 for turtle_bean
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
23 May 2021
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After a rough night brings back vivid memories of his Uncle's death, Peter finds himself at Stark Tower.
Tony has some realizations.Bookmarked by turtle_bean
24 May 2021
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such a sweet gift that i will always treasure <3
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someone gets hurt (febuwhump 2021) by Hailfire_73
Fandom: Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
28 Feb 2021
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unconnected (somewhat but not really) whumpy fics
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Bookmarked by turtle_bean
02 Sep 2021