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Atsumu explains the structural soundness of the humble cockroach
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"Please don't refer to the big cockroach as the monster cock" - Sakusa KiyoomiSeries
- Part 1 of Call On Me
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The Entirely Platonic Sharing Of A Last Name by ukai
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
04 Apr 2025
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Viktor had two goals for tonight:
1. To be so rude at this gala that he will not be invited to anymore going forward, and
2. Figure out the reason behind why everyone thinks he and Jayce are married. -
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You dream of important days in your soulmate's life but you can only remember one of their features when you wake up.
Of all things, Kiyoomi dreams of his soulmate's mouth.
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A video of Atsumu saying his heart has been taken by a man has gone viral, so he comes up with the foolproof plan of pretending to date someone in secret. This way, all he has to do is say he has a secretive boyfriend and nothing has to change, right?
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Sakusa agrees to fake date Atsumu in secret until he can find himself a real boyfriend he can introduce to the public. This will not affect him is any way.
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Astarion pretends he absolutely is NOT a vampire for a little bit longer this time.
Gale knows he absolutely is, and is continuously defending him until he no longer can.
(Astarion has no idea Gale knows.)
(Wyll is onto both of them.)
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5 times Astarion believes he kept his vampirism hidden from Gale and the one time it all went to shit.
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the heart is hard to translate by catknives
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Jan 2026
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Shane is twelve when he realizes he can understand Russian.
Or, in a world where you can understand whatever language(s) your soulmate speaks, it takes Shane and Ilya an embarrassing amount of time to realize they’re soulmates.
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- Part 1 of all this and heaven too
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01 Feb 2026
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rose garden filled with thorns by galactictsukki
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Jan 2026
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“I’m sorry, but my answer is no. Someone else might be willing to switch if you ask.”
“I can’t believe—this is unacceptable! I’m going to call the flight attendant over and get this sorted out right now!”
Flustered and cornered, Shane injects his Captain Voice into the conversation. “Ma’am, I understand that you’re upset, but I paid for this seat and am going to stay here. You’ll have to find someone else willing to change places or just fly with the seat you booked. I’m sorry I couldn’t help you.”
She hisses like a goddamn tea kettle, and starts to say, “You are the most selfish man I’ve ever—” when another voice behind her says, “You are blocking my seat. Move.”
Shane and the woman turn to assess the new arrival. It turns out that his seat partner is well above six feet tall, ripped as hell, and knows how to deliver an excellent bitch face. He’s also the hottest man that Shane has ever seen in real life, including a chance run-in with Jensen Ackles at a Stars game.
Or, still!famous Shane meets non!famous Ilya on a cursed flight from Ottawa to Boston and kind of (totally) falls in love with him at first sight (and first chirp)
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- Part 1 of i love the players, you love the game
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- English
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01 Feb 2026
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“No, Ilya, stay.” The last word came out as a whine.
“Why is he calling you Ilya?” Pike asked.
"Why is he asking you to stay?” Hollander’s mom followed.
Ilya shrugged. “How would I know?”
Hollander lifted his arm out, as if reaching for Ilya. “Because I want him to stay.” It was said in a tone that seemed to say, 'obviously'.
“Shane,” Hollander’s dad started. “Um- what’s going on? I thought we hated Rozanov.” He seemed to realise what he’d said and glanced at Ilya. “Sorry.”
“Is fine.”
"No, I don't hate him. I love him."
Cliff's jaw was firmly hanging open, and he didn't think it was going to move anytime today. He felt as if he'd been punched in the stomach, all the air ripped away from his lungs.
"Am I dreaming?" Cliff muttered to himself.
Pike let out a strained laugh. "I think someone spiked my coffee this morning."
(cliff, ilya, hayden & shane's parents visit shane in hospital after the incident. a very drugged up shane cannot hide his feelings for ilya)
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- Part 3 of ways they didn't find out
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31 Jan 2026
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ilyuca81 (otherwise known as lucarozanov) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jan 2026
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lucarozanov
if shane hollander gets mad at me reading about him getting blasted in the ass then he can check his bank account. i know ilya would be chill with it though
Luca Haas tries very hard to not let anyone know about his dark (read: embarrassing) past. Unfortunately, the fans are ready to let people know for him.
Or, Luca used to run a tumblr blog for Hollanov and the internet goes wild.
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30 Jan 2026
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wishing you the best (in the worst way) by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Jan 2026
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Shane: I’ve never wanted to share it since our timeline is so…complicated
Hayden: Is it? You were fucking, then you dated, then you got married. Normal progression!
Shane: I don’t think the “fucking” part of that equation is usually 7 yearsIn which the Voyageurs’ secret homophobic group chat leaks, Shane decides it might be time to tell the world how long he’s been seeing Ilya, and said world loses their shit.
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- Part 4 of the secret society of stick handlers
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28 Jan 2026