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After everything has blown over, when there is no more hurt feelings, no more anger, no more Blackbeard, everything aboard The Revenge finally seems to settle back into normalcy. But nothing can ever be that easy, can it?
With Anne Bonny's crew needing a new ship, a bounty on Ed's head, and feelings unspoken, the crew of The Revenge will have to put their love for one another to the test.
(Continuation of my series 'Hijinks on the High Seas').
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When Anne Bonny is in a bit of a slump, Ed and Stede decide to let her lead a raid to make her feel better. Who knew that the day would end with couples' counseling, a toddler running amok on a pirate ship, and a talk about fatherhood?
“Anne?” Mary spoke softly, voice just above a whisper. The captain looked up from her victim into the dark eyes of her first mate. “Who is this guy?”
Anne gave a harsh bark of laughter, pulling her knife away from the man’s throat as she turned to Stede and Ed.
“I suppose I should do introductions, shouldn’t I?” Anne turned back to the man, pointing her knife in his direction.
“Everyone, meet James Bonny, my husband.”
AKA: The one where it's revealed that Stede Bonnet wasn't the only person who was uncomfortable in a married state.
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Stede and Ed hold their first ever "training day" with the crew, hoping that Izzy can teach them how to swordfight. Found family training montage!
AKA: The author really wanted to write some swordfighting, as well as some domestic love and family themes.
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“Well, mate,” Ed sighed, “I didn’t want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. I want you down in the rec room tonight for team bonding tonight.”
That was an order, and Izzy knew it. He knew it just by the look in Ed’s eye, by the tone in his voice. You gotta be fucking kidding me.
“Are- are you ordering me to have fun?” Izzy questioned.
AKA: The one where the crew plays "never-have-I-ever" while Izzy tries to process his feelings over Stede's return and a certain doctor on Bonny's crew.
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Stede Bonnet royally fucked up. Edward Teach is now Blackbeard, fully embracing The Kraken. Will Stede be able to guide him back to shore?
Stede goes after Ed when he fakes his own death, only to find that the task may be much harder than he thought. Meanwhile, Ed is just trying to stay afloat, Jim is making plans to escape, and Stede finds that help can come from the oddest of places.
AKA: I'm fixing the finale because my heart can't take it. Get ready for lesbian pirates, found family, and a whole lot of hurt/comfort.
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Hijinks on the High Seas: The Tale of Captains Bonny, Bonnet, and Blackbeard by underthecouchhh
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Jun 2022
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Takes place after the events of Season 1 of Our Flag Means Death. This was supposed to be a one shot and turned into a fix-it fic series. This is just full of my crazy ideas about what could happen next season as well as the wild adventures that this odd found family could get in.
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"As it is, we don't know an awful lot about werewolves. Lots of them die within ten years of being turned, either by their own doing or by the transformations. The body of a werewolf gets torn apart during the transformation, you see. A lot of their bodies just.. give out, after a few years." The class was silent for a bit, Coates sweeping his gaze across the room.
"Ah well, I guess you could say that it's almost a self-solving problem, like that," Coates mused thoughtfully, seeming lost in thought. Remus could feel the shocked horror from his friends and wished the professor would stop there, but of course the man had to go on.
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OR: It's near the end of their third year when the Marauders get their first lesson on werewolves. Hearing about the terrible, short future most werewolves have, James, Peter and Sirius do not find this okay. At all. Remus wishes they would just accept it.
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02 Sep 2025
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Sometimes the other Vulcans wonder how Spock managed to obtain such an exotic bondmate, and sometimes Spock wonders himself.
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12 Aug 2025
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If Not in the Crimson Dawn, Then by Pale Night by CedarDove for toomanybats
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
05 Feb 2025
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But, Simon isn't pulled under. He's pressed against Soap's front, an arm around his waist to hold him close. Fingers tangle into Soap's matted chest hair, clinging to him with both a healthy amount of apprehension, and exhilaration. The softest vibration of a purr tickles through his body when Soap stoops down, and captures Simon's lips in a deep, languid kiss. Eyes a mile wide, Simon can't find it in himself to struggle as his fingers creep up, framing Soap's throat as he melts.
Years… It's been years since he's tasted the touch of another man's lips against his.
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A love story between Ghost, once a lieutenant of the Royal Navy - turned pirate captain, and Soap, a merfolk, who Ghost saves from a fisherman's net.
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22 Jul 2025
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Soap gave in before he even really registered there was a fight to be had.
“Was thinking about blowing you,” he mumbled, dropping his head forward. “Just gettin’ on my knees right there in Price’s office, in front of his desk.”
“Bit kinky,” Ghost said, amused, and dragged his teeth lightly over the bumps of Soap’s spine. “Right there in Price’s office, eh? And what was Price doing?”
“Watching.”
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Soap has a fantasy, Ghost is indulgent, and Price just wants to take care of his boys.
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17 Jul 2025
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After being shot, Soap loses his memories. When he wakes up in the hospital, he doesn't remember who his team is.
He'll remember that he loved Ghost, though. Right?
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14 Jul 2025