unlikelypluto
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“Maybe some things just shouldn’t be talked about,” Avid grits out from between clenched teeth, shooting a glance at Legundo that is obviously meaningful. Unfortunately, Legundo has no idea what that meaning is.
Scott raises an eyebrow, unimpressed. “Really? I have no reason not to, though.”
“You can’t!” Avid hisses, taking a step forward.
Scott goes still, and Avid freezes a moment later, eyes widening. The elder vampire slowly steps forward, pinning Avid under the full force of his red gaze. For all of the warm color in them, his eyes are ice cold.
“What did you say?” He says softly.
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Two liars walk into the woods. The truth comes out.
or, what if Avid hadn't immediately told the town that he was a vampire?
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recent events characterized by a surplus in bees by artificialCharisma for milki_matcha
Fandoms: WHITEPINE - IvoryTV (Web Series)
24 Dec 2025
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On occasion, her head gets full of bees.
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07 Jan 2026
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Tommy was handed a small flyer in printed in black and white, with the words “POETRY NIGHT - OPEN MIC” splayed across the front in bubbled font. He fumbled with his binder as he took it, eyes wide as he said, “are you sure? I mean, I love poetry and all, but I don’t think-I’m not sure—what if I can’t write poetry?”
Mr. Sam’s dark eyes softened, and he reached out to place a hand on Tommy’s shoulder, squeezing it gently. “Everyone has to start somewhere; every poet, from me to Rudy Francisco, started off without knowing a clue about what we were doing. Tommy, it’s not about if you can or cannot write poetry, it’s about if you want to.”
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The performance poetry AU in which Tommy joins a slam team and finds a home in the arts.- Language:
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14 Jul 2025
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From the Archives by Sixteenthdays
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Evolution SMP, HCRecap, Hermitcraft SMP, House Builder Gang SMP | HBG SMP, Ivorylore - MCRP, Minecraft Speedrunning - Fandom
24 Jul 2023
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A collection of statements from the archives of the Void Institute.
Cover illustrations by @chrisriin. My series of character studies and AUs exploring different aspects of this series not part of the main story can be found here, so check that out if you're wanting more content!
ALSO, AN OFFICIAL, FULLY-VOICED PODFIC OF THIS SERIES IS NOW CURRENTLY POSTING ON YOUTUBE HERE!!
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12 May 2025
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Life is hard enough to navigate when your parents did nothing but destroy your sense of self, and you never figured out how to be a better version of yourself. It makes it hard to even get out of bed and take care of yourself, much less be an anchor for others who feel the same way.
Maximus, Willy, and Vegetta are learning this fact the hard way, holding each other tightly and capable of spinning out of control at a moments' notice.
Somehow, one person or the other is making everybody else sink down, down, down. . .***
Songs for the Rural Apocalypse: The unfolding of predestined, utter destruction and death; in relation to a simple, familiar, and lonely way of life
Answering questions such as Are you alright? and How many cemeteries should you check before assuming your parents are still alive?
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- Part 1 of Songs! Universe
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09 May 2025
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Love Death + Grumbot by SunOfARaven
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
26 Feb 2024
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Zombies. We’ve always had them. They’re life’s last-ditch attempt at thwarting death; reanimated corpses acting out an echo of their lives. Dangerous, sure, but mainly an inconvenience. Burn your dead, build walls, keep an eye out at night—you’ll be fine. But this… sculk. It makes zombies look like kittens.
And it’s spreading.
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It's been two years since the sculkers appeared and society collapsed. A mistake forces Grian and Mumbo to leave the safety of their city walls and face the terrors of this new world. In their search for answers, they find familiar faces and befriend new ones, discovering joy blossoming in the ruins of the apocalypse. However, time is running out as Grian and Mumbo fight to survive, dealing with love, loss and an enigmatic robot. But not every monster comes from the shadows. Some come from within.
~A novel~
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09 May 2025