xiaopervert (userhoax)
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the present reeks of history and the cynics say we’re in too deep by xiaopervert (userhoax)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Sep 2025
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Wanderer's skin glows for his age.
For a puppet that outlived its shelf-date, he’s kept well. Preserved in a time where divinity has long gone; dermatologists and cosmetic clinics wish he were their poster model.
He’s watched Teyvat modernize time and time again, his doctorates and degrees void of any meaning when he graduates for the 76th time out of boredom. He's used to human society by now, their lengthy and ridiculous rules. Mastering their absurd systems of rent, bank loans, the stigma of unemployment—living.
Everything is fine, even when grocery prices hike up way past his budget, when Nahida insists he stops walking across a stage, and when he finds out he’s died again in the local newspaper.
And, oh, that Xiao is still alive.
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“Short, dark hair, looks like he’d murder you if he could,” Zandik states, “Wears red eyeliner sometimes, can’t miss him.”
Ajax thinks Zandik’s brief descriptions do not do this person’s appearance any justice because he’s staring down at the most beautiful man he’s ever laid his eyes upon.
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Xiao doesn’t know why this ginger-haired man is mistaking him for his date, but it’s a little too late to correct him.
A Chixiao Blind-Dating AU, aka wrong person, right time.
TLDR: AITA for pretending to be my boyfriend's blind date because he mistook me for someone else he was supposed to meet that day?
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through the gated courtyard by xiaopervert (userhoax)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Dec 2023
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A detour from his usual route, Chongyun makes a promise to a stranger clad in performance garb, a firecracker boy with an infectious smile and wild ambition in the glint of his gaze.(Written before Ga-Ming's Release)
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Summer's Dawn, Autumn's Dusk by xiaopervert (userhoax)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
02 Aug 2023
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A letter written with no return address, left within time’s grasp as a prayer. Where a wish is embraced before it is granted, and where a dream is given shape, and the name of a lover, a friend, a promise is inscribed in his heart. Carried by the wind, whispered into the arms of eternity, forever touched by the fingers of fate.
Kazuha dozes into a slumber, as Xiao's voice fills him with life.
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Embarking on an oceanic voyage to the abandoned island of Wangshu, Kazuha encounters a stubborn lightkeeper that refuses to leave, though all the more insistent on keeping Kazuha out than letting him in.
When Kazuha’s boat gets damaged by an unexpected storm and he is left stranded, his hope for survival lies with the man who has been watching over him from afar—one he isn't too keen about getting assistance from. Perhaps they can overcome their mutual differences, and reveal a layer of their identities from a bygone age.
A post-apocalyptic Teyvat AU.