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Say Uncle by utouchmycookie
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), DCU (Comics)
06 Jan 2026
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“Say uncle” is what siblings call mercy.
Or:
Dick Grayson leaves for three days. Wayne Manor reacts poorly. And tbh, so does Dick.
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Peitho Gives Her Account a Golden Checkmark by utouchmycookie
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
04 Feb 2025
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Hermes hasn’t quite embraced Gerry like some people have (okay, one person — an unusual one, named Percy Jackson), so naturally, this middle-aged look just isn’t doing it for him.
Everything is going smoothly — right up until the Mist fails. ...That’s a problem, even for the God of Problem-Solving (is that one of his siblings’ domains? Probably. Which explains exactly why Hermes has it now. Especially if it was Apollo’s).
Hermes has to think fast (not a problem), act faster (still easy), and outrun the consequences (seriously, that's literally his job title). Join him on his journey to traumatize Jorge Rivera-Herrans, while Percy Jackson continues to be perfection personified, enjoying his exceptional sense of humor and finding his relentless need to be a little bother (typo intended) to Apollo to be peak comedy.Featuring:
- Always-A-Girl!Percy/Apollo (if that’s not to your taste, consider this your warning!)
- Hermes’s (read with sarcasm) not-at-all confusing relationship with Percy and his (don't read with sarcasm) not-at-all confusing relationship with Peitho.
- The gods' grossly misplaced sense of priorities.For those with religious trauma, please see the notes.
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in League with Mercenaries by scxrpondl
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Teen Titans - All Media Types
07 Oct 2025
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in which Slade Wilson and Dick Grayson have a long and complicated history, born of capture, abuse, apprenticeship, betrayal, reluctant cooperation, family, and all things hard to explain.
They are adversaries that have shared family dinner, enemies who drink tea together on difficult nights, a father who has failed his children, a son who has had every family ripped from him, in one way or another- Words:
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Bookmarked by utouchmycookie
07 Feb 2026
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Jason and Dick investigate a new compound causing increased instinctual behaviour, and Bruce comes home with a domestic mission
Bookmarked by utouchmycookie
26 Jan 2026
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Freshly cut grass on a perfect sunny day by SumOfAllThings
Fandoms: DC Cinematic Universe, Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, The Flash - All Media Types
15 Aug 2025
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Dick had the sort of scent that made people take notice. When we walked by even betas would stare. He was beautiful too. Like on another level gorgeous. The man possessed the sort of features that the rich paid millions to try to emulate. His sparkling sapphire blue eyes were framed by thick, curling eyelashes. His cheekbones and jaw were sharp and chiselled, his lips full and soft. He possessed a lean, perfectly muscled physique that screamed elegance and perfection. And of course, on top of everything else, he was kind and smart and had a wicked sense of humour.
People flocked to him. Everyone wanted to be in Dick Grayson's world.
Jason fucking hated him.
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Bookmarked by utouchmycookie
03 Dec 2025
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Parenting a Pumpkin by OntologicalMoki
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
08 Mar 2024
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Damian Wayne, qualified vigilante and Force To Be Reckoned With, who should be Feared and Respected, is still 9 and is entitled to the occasional meltdown. It’s good to know your limits.
His big brother loves him very much.
Series
- Part 1 of Let the batkids have meltdowns
Bookmarked by utouchmycookie
02 Dec 2025
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A clash of opposing plans causes Batman to accidentally be doused with a hybrid of not-quite-Fear Toxin and Ivy's pheromones. In order to cope with the opposing influences, his brain convinces him that the four Rogues who were keyed to them - Scarecrow, Ivy, Harley Quinn, and Riddler - have been deaged into children. Obviously he'll have to bring them home and look after them until an antidote is made.
Meanwhile, by order of the Batkids in order to NOT break Batman's mind, said Rogues are forced to play along.
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Bookmarked by utouchmycookie
02 Dec 2025