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But the feelings just won’t fade. At first, Bruce assumed it was just pure physical attraction that would wear off. Then a weak coworker crush that would disappear once he got to know the man behind Superman. But it didn’t—wouldn’t—disappear. If anything, the feelings only got stronger as time stretched on; five years of knowing Superman, three in which he also knew Clark Kent, and with every one, he only grew more infatuated with the man.
Which is not going to work. He’s already noticed little things; assigning himself with Superman when their specific skills would work better separately, risking mission objectives when Superman is in danger, scheduling “interviews” with Clark Kent at a quantity that must be suspicious to anyone paying attention… This crush is more harm than it’s worth, and Bruce needs to get rid of it.
So he makes a list.
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OR: Clark will never love Bruce back, and Bruce is determined to prove that to himself as many times as necessary in order to get over his ridiculous crush. So he comes up with a list of surefire ways to make anyone fall for him, and when it doesn’t work on Clark, then he’ll be able to put it all behind him. Because Clark would never fall for him. Right?Bookmarked by vanilla_mp3
15 May 2026
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Disabling Masks by frozenpotions
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
12 Sep 2024
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Bruce doesn't think Clark can handle playacting as his boyfriend for an investigation. Clark eventually proves him wrong, in the horniest way possible.
For Superbat Week 2024. Day 4: This Is a Love Story/This Is a Detective Story
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14 May 2026
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Superman is infatuated with Bruce Wayne. Batman is infatuated with Clark Kent.
Looking at it that way, it really shouldn't be as complicated as it is.
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10 May 2026
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I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am by Mardiaz173
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
08 Aug 2021
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It was like living in the Twilight Zone. Everyone else believed fervently in Bruce Wayne’s reputation. He was a flirty, stupid, and entitled drunk whose only redeeming quality was his bleeding heart. And yet every time Clark spoke with Wayne, the man was clever, mischievous, and sober with an indecipherable ulterior motive.
And no one believed Clark. Not Lois, not his parents, not even Batman.
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08 May 2026
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the best parts of lonely by Ferox
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), Batman - All Media Types
30 Apr 2026
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Clark Kent has a pretty great thing going for him. He's the backup goalie for the Gotham Blades, the worst team in NHL history, and he's working on his journalism degree. He never has to worry about money and he's got plenty of free time to be Superman and partner with the Justice League.
It's all going really well. Until Bruce Wayne ruins everything.
“When I asked you what you wanted for your birthday, you said you wanted the Blades to,” Bruce used air quotes which shouldn't be endearing, “win an ‘effing’ game for once in your life.”
"What,” Jason barks out a laugh, “you’re gonna bribe a ref or somethin’?”
“Goodness no!” Bruce cries out dramatically clutching his hands to his chest, utterly scandalized. “What do you take me for? A criminal? Of course not, Jason. I would never! I am a good influence.”
Jason continues to glare at him, clearly waiting for something.
“I bought the team,” Bruce announces.
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01 May 2026