venvephe
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- NCT (Band) (20)
- Kingsman (Movies) (20)
- Men's Hockey RPF (14)
- Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (4)
- 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù (2)
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There’s a thick, fluffy tail with dark, coffee-colored tabby stripes poking out from the back of Johnny’s apron, perfectly matching his headband. It’s a little strange, but Ten doesn’t begrudge anyone who has to wear a work uniform, even if said uniform includes a tail. Johnny hums softly as he sets about his task, the tail flicking to one side and then the other in a feline display of interest. Ten could watch him all d-
Wait. What?
Ten stares, a dawning sense of realization cresting over him. Quote-unquote animal-themed accessories. Guests here for the coffee, but also just hanging out. Pet puns on the menu. The name Ninth Life. Paw-prints in the logo. Paw-prints! In the logo!!
Oh my god - this isn’t just a cat café. It’s a hybrid café.
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Touching Me, Touching You by venvephe for Kalika999 (kalika_999)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Marvel
05 Oct 2022
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Peter blinks. The eye-searing font and familiar red-and-black outfit immediately snap him out of his sleepiness. When he clicked on the link for SuperCuddles.net, he didn’t think what he’d find was - well, this:
A full-page, professional photo of someone dressed up as Deadpool - complete with katanas - in terry-cloth pajamas, arms spread wide in the universal gesture of hug me! The words emblazoned at the top, in what must be ninety point font, read Super Cuddles: When Your Need for Touch is Super!!
This can’t be the real Deadpool - can it? No way. The real Deadpool certainly has a penchant for physical affection, but he’s an assassin. Being a professional cuddler is, like, the total opposite of killing people for hire.
Right?
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Ten loves being a regular at his local cat cafe. It's the perfect place to study, with its comfy chairs and warm ambience and tasty lattes. And the cats are good company, too.
Well, up until Johnny becomes the cafe's new barista. Johnny, who Ten has a crush on. Johnny, who Ten talks about with the cats all the time. Johnny, who the cats have decided is a perfect match for Ten - if Ten would only take their advice and finally confess.
A cat's idea of romance isn't the same as a human's, of course. But that won't stop Louis and Leon from playing matchmaker.
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In the autumn of his sophomore year, Kim Jungwoo makes friends with the captain of the soccer team, passes Organic Chemistry, hooks up in the library, gets advice from his roommate, watches his friends form a throuple, learns to like sports, and falls in love.
But not in that order.
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It takes Kun's jet-lagged, sleep-addled brain a few seconds to catch up with the sight before him: one Zhong Chenle, in a maroon henley and matching plaid sleep pants, face bare and hair soft and grinning at him. At seven in the morning.
Or: Kun comes home from the winter holidays.
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A series of hockey oneshots, mostly tumblr prompts that I am archiving here. Various teams, players, and pairings - see individual work notes and tags for more!
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The Snowglobe Series by venvephe
Fandom Kingsman (Movies), Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
31 Dec 2018
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A spot for unrelated Kingsman and Hartwin one-shots and drabbles. More to come soon.
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Jisung’s eyes close as he enjoys the simple pleasure of a meal with his best friend. He's comfortable in the way he only ever is around Minho, the set of his shoulders relaxed, the skin in which he lives and breathes fitting easily for once. No eyes on him, nobody to perform for. Just Jisung and Minho, two halves of the same soul.
The Australian sun beats golden on Jisung’s skin, and something worn and stretched like hot taffy snaps in Minho’s chest.
“Jisung-ah.”
Jisung shifts his focus from the piece of fish in his hand to meet Minho’s gaze, blinking rapidly in the fierce sunlight.
“We should get married.”
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- Part 1 of Australia
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Bookmarked by venvephe
28 Jun 2025
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It's as predictable as the laws of physics: a Piltover golden boy should despise a starving inventor from the undercity. But when Viktor's tipped off to a scholar buying strange materials in the Lanes, he's desperate enough to sneak topside and propose a deal. He's not expecting to break every rule he's learned to live by for a man who needs him just as much.
Or, the Arcane Act 1 AU where Viktor never left the undercity, but he found Jayce anyway.
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24 Dec 2024
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OnlyFins by thistleraven
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
23 May 2024
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It’s an accident.
Okay—that’s a lie. One doesn’t go about selling pictures of their junk on the internet accidentally. But it wasn’t supposed to be real. It was a stupid little bet, and actually, it’s all Mary Jane’s fault.
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Bookmarked by venvephe
01 Sep 2024
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There is [No] Sex in the Champagne Room by WaterMe
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
27 Feb 2020
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Bambi is a stripper with an ass of gold.
Wade is a big personality with a wallet to match.
And Spider-Man? Spider-Man's just looking for a friend.****
A soft Spideypool stripper AU, because we deserve nice things in this life.
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- Part 1 of Popping the Cork
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01 Sep 2024
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Hyunjin’s spent every single heat alone. He's never wanted to be an omega. He doesn’t want to be pinned down and knotted and claimed. Really, all he’s ever wanted is to be held. Like he’s something precious. Like he’s worth the effort of holding on to.
He asks Changbin to help with his heat, anyway.
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Bookmarked by venvephe
25 Jun 2024