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Wyll’s lantern swung closer. Tav could see the gleam of his boots through the underbrush. He was only steps away.
“Do you think he’d be angry, pet?” Astarion mused. “If he found you like this? Would he be heartbroken? Or simply humiliated?”
Of course he wouldn't let her answer. He covered her mouth with one hand, the other pressing her down.
She clenched her jaw, wanting not to tremble beneath him. She should’ve been ashamed. But gods, it was hard to think when Astarion was like this—when he made her feel so alive.
His mouth grazed the back of her shoulder, then up her neck. “Should I bite your scruff while I fuck you in front of your boyfriend? Like a wild beast?”
Astarion thinks seducing her will save him. Only, he isn’t as untouchable as he pretends, and she isn’t as innocent as he thinks—she has secrets sharp enough to cut them both open.
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- Part 2 of Litanies of Ruin
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06 May 2025
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After a rather embarrassing experience at the reunion party, you have been nervous to see Astarion again. You manage to gather the courage to visit his tailoring shop for dress alterations—and to be a better friend to him.
And maybe there is just a little part of you that still hopes for something more.
But he couldn’t possibly want that—or could he?
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- Part 1 of A Fitting Romance
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27 Mar 2025
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These Hands, If Not Gods by Gefionne
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age - All Media Types
01 May 2026
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Ellana Lavellan is one of two apprentices to her clan’s Keeper, and not the most skillful of the pair. She expects to be sent away after failing to earn a place as First, but when she stumbles upon an ancient shrine to Fen’Harel and inadvertently summons the Dread Wolf himself, she finds in him a wealth of powerful, forgotten magics. He’ll teach her, if she makes a suitable offering: herself.
Ellana returns to the shrine again and again, summoning Fen’Harel to teach her more, but time works differently on the other side of the eluvian; centuries pass for him while only weeks go by for her. As she grows to know him as Solas, she discovers that the Creators are not the benevolent deities she believed them to be, and that the Dread Wolf is a man she can love.
What comfort can a mere Dalish mage offer a rebel god? More than either of them ever expected.
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30 Jan 2025
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Ellana Lavellan hopes recreating Alexius's amulet will let her save her clan. It lands her with an elvhen god bent on seducing her instead.
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30 Nov 2024
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Midnight at Skyhold by LadyDanya
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
24 Dec 2017
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Cullen wants the Inquisitor, but thinks she's out of his league. Then he discovers that she really likes one of Varric's romance serials featuring a blindfold and an anonymous lover who aims to please. Surely there's no harm in making her fantasies come to life....
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26 Nov 2024
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Letters from Orlais by Kauri
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age (Video Games)
19 Jan 2020
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The eye of the Orlesian nobility has fallen upon the Commander of the Inquisition. After the Winter Palace, Cullen wants nothing to do with the affection of Orlais. But they keep sending him dirty love letters...and the Inquisitor keeps reading them.
Or, Orlais' spicy mad crush on Cullen
Or, a sexual exploration for Cullen I-didn't-know-I-was-into-that-kink Rutherford
(chapter specific tags will be added to the notes at the end of each chapter -- please double check if you see anything in the main tags that you find concerning)
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- Part 1 of Letters from Orlais
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- 16/?
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25 Nov 2024
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He tells her half-truths of the anchor and how she might close the rifts, assures Cassandra that though she is a mage, she is not capable of such extraordinary magic, and laughs genuinely when she asks if Varric is with the chantry. He makes himself fit in.
The world is fractured beyond repair, these people are little more than tranquil, and the fade is locked behind his creation. If this woman, this interrupter with the markings of the all-mother is to be the key to their salvation, so be it. He has made more from less.
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It was never supposed to happen like this, for either of them. But it did, and everything will change because of it.
(exploring the Solavellan love story in DAI through the lens of what we learn of Solas in DAV; Solas related DAV spoilers will be sprinkled throughout)
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- Part 1 of the rabbit and the wolf
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24 Nov 2024
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i don't even go here but i am so excited to stay!!
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Letters We Should've Sent by cursedhag
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
13 Nov 2024
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Solas,
How many letters have I written and left unsent? How many books lay littered around homes I’ve come and gone from since Skyhold, all full of things I longed to tell you? I lost count years ago. I imagine a bookshelf dedicated to them in the Vir Dithara and that someday, wandering the Crossroads, you will stumble upon the musings of a woman who loved you to the point of madness.
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Eight years pass and they both keep track of it, words they didn't share but should have. Words that might have made all the difference.
(very minor DAV spoilers sprinkled throughout)
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- Part 2 of the rabbit and the wolf
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13 Nov 2024
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until all these shivers subside by skogr
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
18 Jan 2015
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He’s seven years old and he wants to be a templar. To this end, he has procured a stick he deems worthy of being his sword, and carries it everywhere. His parents despair.
You don’t even know what that means, they say. He does. He knows.
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27 Oct 2024
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She’s battling the inner compulsion of an external darkness she doesn’t understand. He’s carrying the scars from centuries of being someone else’s tool.
Both are trying to figure out what parts of themselves they truly own.
But what makes a person themselves — desire, impulse, memory, intention?
And what was put there by someone else?
Set during the canon-adjacent events of Baldur’s Gate 3, this fic follows Jaz (Durge) and Astarion as they fumble through trauma, identity, trust, and control.
There’s darkness—but also softness. Found family. Flirting. Goblin mayhem. Emotional disasters with sharp weapons.
Intimacy is never simple. But there’s joy, too.
This fic updates slowly because it takes a lot out of me—thank you for your patience while I follow these two wherever they need to go.
… this Durge is a bit clueless.
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25 Jul 2024
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Following the trail of her deceased friend, Adriannu's investigation brings her home to the frozen wastes of northeast Faerûn, where a vampire coven has thrived for centuries on the outskirts of Rashemen. In order to keep the backs of vampire society turned she must enlist the help of the one person she never thought she would see again. But the last anyone's heard of Astarion was three years ago, just before the Crimson Palace went up in flames -- and the Ascendant has motivations of his own.
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12 Jul 2024
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Turns out, it’s not heart disease that gets you. Not a car crash, the second coming, or even a plain old slip in the shower that removes you from this mortal coil.
It’s motherfucking aliens.
Your Uncle Randy would be so proud.
Or: two losers cheat, stab, and flirt their way to a win.
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- Part 1 of these two shitheads
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30 Jun 2024
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it's the modern AU dirtbag SoCal beach vibes fic
quick cross-section of events that will occur:
* Cazador still sucks but this time he's a drug kingpin
* Wyll gets hit on by so many surf moms and he's very polite about it
* Karlach loves Dippin' Dots and rides a Razor scooter everywhere
* Scratch surfs
* Ori and crew play in a skeezy local band
* Shadowheart goes by Jenevelle but she's still sadgoth as hell
* Astarion hates everything and everyone until he doesn't and also he smokes cloves
* Gale and Halsin have big Cheech & Chong vibes
* everyone's job is beachSeries
- Part 5 of Not Your Sweetheart-verse
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25 Jun 2024
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He can use her—he will, in fact, use her. But he’ll move carefully. Better to avoid waking up with a holy stake in his heart. Or to dream always of the Broken God looking at him with impotent pity, refusing to take his hand.
(Or: Tav is a cleric. Astarion adjusts his risk calculus accordingly.)
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- Part 1 of still the river
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15 Jun 2024
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You left Astarion after he completed the ritual. You lost the love of your life. You mourned him. Now, a year later, you return to him in a moment of desperation. Astarion grants you one last night with the man you lost.
or: Ascended Astarion pretends to be his spawn self as Tav's dying wish and they fuck on his grave.
“I want to spend my final night with you. If you’ll have me,” you say.
“No, my dear. You do not. So, tell me the truth. Why did you come here?”
“I don’t . . .” It’s his eyes. Those crimson pools that show you the truth. “I want to spend my last night with him.”
“Ah, yes.” He leans forward, pulling you in even deeper. “There it is.” His fingers gently touch your cheek. Soft, warm hands promising forgiveness, relief, salvation. “You miss him still. The pathetic man I used to be.”Bookmarked by weepingpine
10 Jun 2024
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In every life, it can only ever be her.
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astarion's immortal. auri is decidedly not.
but she's always had a way of doing the impossible.
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05 Jun 2024
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You managed to convince Astarion not to go through with the Rite of Profane Ascension. He remains a vampire spawn, and you now offer your blood from time to time to help with his sanguine hunger until a solution is found.
Even though you had both decided to stay as friends back at Moonrise Towers, lines begin to blur once more as other cravings come to the surface… and things with Astarion are seldom uncomplicated.
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Impatience gripped your nerves ferociously. "These things take time, Astarion."
"Oh, my darling… I have all the time in the world, but you only have a limited supply of blood," he whispered softly and you could almost taste his taunting words.
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29 May 2024
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We've got to stop meeting like this...
It doesn't take you long to learn that the Wasteland doesn't care about what you think is fair.
But when one act of kindness towards The Ghoul puts you on both on a path of an eye for an eye, which one of you will be the one owing? And what are you both willing to do to settle your debt?
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- Part 1 of Gunslingers
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02 May 2024
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“Vampires,” she offers, running through her mental list. “There is a moderately sized coven, or I believe it would be called such, operating in the city.”
She feels a rumble of warmth through her body - approval.
“Tell me of these creatures. Tell me what you know of them, and I will consider how such a being might serve our goals,” He signals for her to rise, finally satisfied with her genuflection. “I am interested in how a creature of such power might serve us, should you continue to fail me.”
“They are called dhampirs, my Lord…”
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Halia was raised to be the perfect daughter, the perfect Bhaalspawn. A beautiful killer - brutality made flesh. But every Bhaalspawn must eventually provide more, continuing the terrible lineage so that their God may rise again. Now it’s her turn to provide a monstrous offspring, a worthy sacrifice.
There aren’t many monsters she’d consider laying with, even fewer within Baldur’s Gate. She needs someone beautiful and pliant, someone who might understand her. It doesn’t occur to her that another spawn might be looking for the same thing.
(a twisted, terrible love story without the tadpoles, mindflayers, and endless hiking through the sword coast)
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05 Apr 2024
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Zoraya Naelgrath is gearing up to start her own legal practice when a call from her past unexpectedly places her in the offices of Astarion Ancunin, a young magistrate known for his racial prejudice and various sex scandals that have made him the laughing stock of his colleagues. Tasked with preventing his dooming expulsion from office, Zoraya has no choice but to face the man who was once her best friend in the entire world, as well as her childhood crush. A crush that is, of course, ancient history now that Astarion is a perpetually hungover, selfish bastard interested in little else than cementing his standing among the elite of Baldur’s Gate – most notably Lord Cazador Szarr, an enigmatic nobleman with pale skin and an unsettlingly keen interest in Astarion.
"Beauty and the Beast" meets "Suits"
Or: What if Magistrarion had a badass half Gur childhood bestie who's definitely not in love with him and starts working for him right as a certain pale-faced, red-eyed nobleman gets ready to make his move?
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Bookmarked by weepingpine
05 Apr 2024