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  1. Public Bookmark 76

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    Bob hates when John hooks up with someone. He concludes that he's homophobic.

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    20 May 2025

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    “But you know my name.”

    “Well, now, that sounds like a you problem, don’t it?”

    “But what am I supposed to call you? Just—” she waves her hands spastically in front of her, gun included— “‘Hey, you?’”

    “You can call me whatever you damn well like.”

    Or: A girl, a dog, and a ghoul set off across the Mojave.

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    10 May 2024

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    After Loki’s defeat and his fall from the portal, Tony starts preaching about a murderous purple titan out to get them in the depths of space.

    Wait. What?

    On the other side of the universe, Nebula loses her cool approximately two seconds after laying eyes on Thanos and finds herself on a wild chase through the galaxy. Now, where exactly was that pathetic piece of rock Terra again?

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    18 Apr 2024

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    Of the many people capable of carrying the fate of the universe on their shoulders by travelling back in time, Loki would have been the first choice of exactly nobody. With no allies, no plan and nobody on his side, Loki will just have to wing it.

    Or: That awkward moment when you've completed your redemption arc, but nobody else got the memo.

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    17 Apr 2024

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    it’s edmund’s father who teaches him how to be a man.

    he teaches him how to ride a bike (and not to cry when he wobbles and bruises his knees on the cobbles); he teaches him how to fasten a tie (not to slouch when he sits, to say please and thank you, to be polite and quiet and convenient); he teaches him his multiplication tables (heads bent together over the scrubbed kitchen table, edmund’s pen tapping against his two loose front teeth), his words (sounding out the harder ones, black spiky characters on a white page that jumble themselves in front of his eyes), how to play cricket (“not bad, ed,” dad says, and edmund is overcome with boyish pride), how to fish (though, not often, because they’re in london and london isn’t exactly overflowing with lakes) –

    of course, he teaches peter all this first.

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    07 Jan 2024

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    Kaz Brekker doesn’t care about anyone, not even himself. Or, at least, that’s what he’s convinced Ketterdam. The Crows know otherwise.

    AKA: five times Kaz cares about his crows and one time they care about him

    Chapter Four is based on "I want to be with you tonight" by whynotcherries

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    25 Mar 2023

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    As familiar as Michael Afton was with death, he was quite surprised when he was abruptly yanked back into existence with no fanfare whatsoever.

    *** *** ***

    Michael is awake, and he knows exactly why, and what he needs to do.

    But what started as a simple mission is becoming increasingly more complicated as the threads become more and more intertwined, and more and more people are hurt-and he's starting to worry that it's all because of him.

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    04 Mar 2023

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    09 Jan 2023

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    In which people keep mistaking Crowley and Aziraphale for a couple, and Aziraphale starts to wonder if there might be something to it.

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    07 Jan 2023

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    From a Hobbitkink prompt:

    The battle was over, and Thorin Oakenshield awoke, naked and shivering, in the Halls of his Ancestors.

    The novelty of being dead fades quickly, and watching over his companions soon fills him with grief and guilt. Oddly, a faint flicker of hope arises in the form of his youngest kinsman, a Dwarf of Durin's line with bright red hair.

    (Follows the story of the War of the Ring).

     

    (Bagginshield, Gimli/Legolas) In which recovery takes time, the dead members of the Company take to watching Gimli as though he’s a soap opera, the living struggle with being left behind, Legolas is confused, Khuzdul is abused, and Thorin is four feet and ten inches of guilt and anger.

    ~**~

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    04 Jan 2023

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    When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.

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    20 Sep 2022

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    “An Endless?” Hob asks, softly, because it feels like a question that needs to be soft.

    “That’s what we are,” Death responds, trying again for a small smile. “Me and D—”

    “Don’t,” Hob interrupts, far stronger than he meant to, and Death looks surprised for as long as it takes him to get out, “Don’t, please. I-I want to hear it from him.”

    Sympathy colors Death’s gaze even as Hob feels his face burn. Six hundred years, Hob thinks—he’ll be damned if he finds out his Stranger’s name from anyone but the odd man himself.

    It's 1989 and Hob Gadling thinks he's been stood up. Death herself is kind enough to inform him otherwise—and, well, now Hob's got to bloody do something about it, doesn't he?

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    14 Sep 2022

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    “There are a lot of worlds or realities or whatever out there,” Iruma says. “Some are good, some are shit.”

    “And what kind of world are we in now?” Tenko asks.

    “I’m not sure,” Kaede says. “I guess that’s something we’ll just have to figure out as we go.”

    “Tenko thinks it’s a good one,” Tenko says. “Everyone’s alive, and… and that means it’s good.”

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    Kaede wakes up.

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    20 Aug 2022

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    [Major spoilers for all of V3]

    Her classmates have just chosen Saihara as the killer by a margin of one. He finally reaches out to her, and she looks back at him. And Monokuma says something that absolutely shocks both of them to the core.

    “Welp! Looks like you guys got it right!”

    Kaede’s world stops.

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    Three different sacrifices are made, and three different survivors stumble out of the rubble.

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    20 Aug 2022

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    Ouma’s smile distorted to something dark, a quirk that Kaito had already grown far too used to, but then it quickly subdued. “We have two hours,” he said.

    “Fuck,” Kaito muttered, closing his eyes. “Fuck, okay. You better start explaining this entire damn plan of yours right now, then.”

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    15 Aug 2022

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    Dustin sucks in a sharp breath, claps his hands together in his lap, and says as straightforwardly as possible, “I’m going back in time.”

    Steve doesn’t say anything. His mouth opens and closes like a goldfish. Then, he says, “What, like, right now?”

    Dustin wakes up in Max’s trailer the day of Eddie’s death. Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, but three times? Three times is a pattern.

    Or: Dustin Henderson is unstuck in time.

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    17 Jul 2022

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    It’s the first time in a while that he doesn’t know what comes next. He’s dove into the water hundreds of times. Screamed as his flesh was torn apart, heard Master of Puppets in the distance and held back tears. Felt Max’s cold, small hand in his as she laid in the hospital bed. There are things that always happen, no matter how hard he tries: El doesn’t arrive in time. Eddie dies. Max is put in a coma.

    Steve fails. They lose.

    “Steve, how many loops have you been through?”

    His head is nodding, and his eyes are watery, and Eddie has approached him like a spooked animal.

    “I lost count.”

    AKA: The one where Steve Harrington is stuck in a time loop, and Eddie Munson is really fucking hard to save, or: fuck Volume 2, these bitches are in love.

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    17 Jul 2022

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    22 Jun 2022

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    In which Five wonders why Diego didn’t look at him when he talked about his family loving each other, and Lila goes back to 2019 with the Hargreeves for not altogether altruistic purposes. Predictably, this doesn’t go well for Five. Less predictably, it leads to the Hargreeves finally learning a little bit about caring for themselves and each other.

    Alternatively: According to some, there are seven types of love. There’s romantic love, of course, which seems to get the most attention for some reason. The other six types are of equal importance though. Love that’s playful. Love that’s practical. Universal love. Love of friends, of family, and of self.

    Five wonders if anyone will ever feel one towards him.

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    18 Jun 2022

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  20. Public Bookmark 12

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    Season Five Spoilers

    Aelfwynn’s grief for her mother disguises itself as curiosity about her father. Through conversations with Aldhelm and Eadith at Bebbanburg, both needs are met.

    OR: Aldrikflaed goes canon.

    “He said he knew my true father.”

    Aldhelm silences his anxious protestations at this. Aelfwynn’s eyes are boring into his, wide and bright and gray-blue like the sea beyond the cliffs.

    “Tell me the truth of it,” she commands, but she is smiling pleadingly, her cheeks stretched high on her face. “I keep thinking…of my mother, and —” she makes a sound somewhere between a laugh and a dry sob. “Am I the fruit of violence, Aldhelm?”

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    16 Mar 2022

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