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Maui Melon Mint by motleyfam
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
08 Apr 2024
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“The analysis is complete. The bottle residue and samples we collected all tested positive for norovirus RNA—or, as it’s more commonly known, stomach flu.”
“Jesus take the wheel…” Timothy says under his breath, ducking his head and tapping his fingers to his forehead, chest, and each shoulder in the sign of the cross.
Damian rolls his eyes. “Aren’t you Jewish, Drake.”
“I am an immunocompromised agnostic who just sat through a four-hour stakeout with three people who are now puking their guts up,” he bites back. “I will take anyone who’s listening.”
Richard gives a weak snort. “So this is a literal Hail Mary?”
Timothy glares back. “You can shut up.”
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In the case of Bats vs. Stomach Bug, there can only be one victor.
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12 Feb 2026
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“Do you even have a costume?” Bruce asked, folding his arms. “Or were you just planning on going in your civvies?”
He expected the question to deflate Damian’s argument. Instead, Damian straightened up, defiance flashing in his eyes.
“I made one.”
That made Bruce pause.
“You made one?”
“I’m going to be a butterfly,” Damian said, with a strange mix of pride and challenge in his voice—as if daring Bruce to laugh at him. “Please. I really want to go.”
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11 Feb 2026
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Timothy Drake-Wayne, and learning how to be a big brother—even when your little brother is a pompous little shit sometimes.
Or: Tim and Damian, through the years.
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16 Nov 2025
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Blade-Three, also known as Three, is the living weapon of the Watchers. Conditioned to follow orders, it is meant to use its considerable strength, combat abilities, and total loyalty to obliterate the enemies of the Watchers. Of course, the "following orders" part comes first, which is how, when Listener agent Martyn InTheLittleWood comes along with the right command words, he manages to steal it.
Now, instead of missions that make any sense, Three must navigate as Martyn and his roommate Jimmy attempt to teach it how to be human, or at least enough of a person to be itself. It would help if either Martyn or Jimmy knew how to be human either, and if they weren't falling apart at the seams after the death of an old friend.
(And of course, there's the matter of Three's original identity, a question no one thinks to ask...)
Or: in which Evo had a bad end, and five years later, the pieces that were left behind start to accidentally fall back together.
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04 Sep 2025
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soft clocks by dustorange for FlashInThePan
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Grayson (Comics)
12 Aug 2022
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Side effects of being revived by Lex Luthor may include amnesia, going undercover into a high-level espionage agency, not recognizing your family, fighting your family, and dealing with the emotional weight and guilt associated with encountering said family.
Ask your doctor if being revived by Lex Luthor is right for you.
(a.k.a. Dick has amnesia during his time at Spyral. The family grapples with finding out he's alive. Dick grapples with finding out he has a family. Inspired by this post by bigskydreaming.)
Re-uploaded and finished.
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Bookmarked by xaru
06 Jun 2025