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    “We have a problem.” Satoru announces, slamming into Suguru’s studio two days later. He feels guilty. Like so so guilty.

    “That so?” Suguru asks from his bed, lounging in a pair of sweats, his shirt hiked up. He scratches at his happy trail and glances over at Satoru. His demeanor changes instantly at whatever he sees on Satoru’s face. He swings his feet off his low bed, sitting up and leaning forward. “Satoru, what’s wrong?”

    Satoru situates himself on the bed next to Suguru, crossing his legs and sitting so they’re facing each other. He meets Suguru’s eyes and cannot speak. Totally blank brain. Suguru touches his knee gently, probably about to say something helpful and kind like take your time or whatever you need.

    For some reason, Satoru panics.

    “I can’t come.” He announces, much louder than he needs to. “Unless I’m thinking about you.”

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    16 Feb 2026

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    “So, let me get this straight.”
    “You mean ‘gay’?” Satoru interjects, earning an eye roll from Suguru.
    “You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend? So, we wouldn’t be going as friends, but as a couple?”
    “Exactly.” Satoru nods, taking another big bite out of his slice of pizza.

    Delicious.
    Free food tastes so much better than food he’s had to pay for.

    “Okay, don’t take offence when I ask you this, but are you out of your fucking mind?!” Suguru looks like he’s about to lose his mind, if Satoru is being honest.
    This can’t be that hard to grasp, can it?

    Or

    Satoru really can’t take one more year of countless questions about his dating life and being unsuccessfully set up with yet another woman by his parents.
    So he does the only logical thing. He gets himself a fake boyfriend.

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    11 Feb 2026

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    Satoru is a Grim Reaper. He’s good at his job. He’s efficient, professional (mostly), and just the right amount of charming.

    But when he arrives at a hospital to collect his next soul, he finds a problem. Geto Suguru, very much alive, sitting up in bed, staring straight at him.

    “Hey,” Suguru says, blinking. “You lost?”

    Satoru, who has never been seen by a living human before, panics. He drops his scythe. Suguru picks it up. The hospital fire alarm goes off (probably unrelated).

    And somehow, instead of taking Suguru’s soul, Satoru ends up…dating him.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    It’s terrible. Awful.

    The worst dick pic Suguru’s ever gotten in his life. The guy who sent it to him has to be embarrassed. He’ll probably never text Suguru again, too mortified to even apologize.

    Instead, he asks Suguru for pointers on how to make it better, and Suguru is utterly, utterly fucked.

    OR, Satoru accidentally sends Suguru a dick pic.

    Friendship ensues.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    Satoru Gojo’s love language is being a menace.

    It takes Suguru an embarrassingly long time to figure this out.

    OR, 5 times Satoru acted like a straight up pest + 1 time Suguru realized how he really feels.

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    08 Feb 2026