Library
(Open, Unmoderated)
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
Shikamaru Nara always had a plan, but this one was certainly going to be the one to get him killed. When Naruto Uzumaki is forced into accepting a loveless marriage proposal, Shikamaru sacrifices his own happiness to ensure the future of Konoha. But who knew faking a relationship with the troublesome blond would be so much fun? Fem!Naruto x Shikamaru (Also on FFN)
-
Tags
Summary
Commander Rumlow follows up with Secretary Pierce after his unexpected conversation with Tony Stark.
-
I'll Die When I'm Dead by InkpotSprite
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics)
31 Jul 2025
Tags
Summary
The first time Tim dies, he's nine years old.
That's when he meets Death. Instead of going quietly into the afterlife, Tim says no.
Each time he meets Death, he says no. Again and again and again.
This has consequences.
-
Death Before Inaction by hppjmxrgosg
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Defenders (Marvel TV)
24 Jun 2025
Tags
Summary
“Fuck off, Nicky.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.
-
Mr. Parker, there's a door you know by ilike_color for Unorthodoxica
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Jun 2025
Tags
Summary
It's 2030. Our favorite webslinger is now a teacher at Midtown High, along with one Michelle Jones and one Jason Ionello, the only problem is, no one remembers who he is because of Dr. Strange's spell. Enter: Peter Parker's 4th period AP Chemistry class, who's determined to figure out what the fuck is up with their favorite teacher
(working title: what the shit, mr parker?")
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Most dragons sleep on their hoards.
Bruce's hoard sleeps on him.
Or: Bruce is a dragon. Predictably, he hoards orphans.
-
Runaway by sardonic_sprite
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics)
10 Dec 2021
Tags
Summary
Written for Whumptober Day 25: Hide and Seek
Prompt: flight"There's easier ways to run away, y'know, kid."
"I don't know what you’re talking about."
"Really?" The boy raised an eyebrow, giving Damian a meaningful appraisal. "Rucksack, clothes that don't fit, no parents or anyone around, lying your way places?"
"Why do you care? Why 'help' me? And damn it anyway, stop following me!"
Series
- Part 25 of Sprite's Whumptober 2021
- Part 13 of Batfamily Whumptober Timeline
-
DC Stories by PrinceJakeFireCake
Fandom: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Young Justice (Comics)
09 Sep 2025
Summary
A collection so I can keep track of my own works, and also because I like to organize things
None of these are very connected
¯\ _(ツ)_/¯- Words:
- 4,141
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 397
-
The Purpose of Tim Drake From The Perspective of Three Earths by AshWinterGray
Fandom: Arrow (TV 2012), Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types
20 May 2022
Summary
After dying on an excruciating, lonely, and painful death on Old Earth, Tim Drake finds himself on New Earth. Believing himself there for a purpose, Tim dedicates himself to protect the Bats of New Earth, as well as aiding it's other heroes. However, things keep trying to stop his purpose, including the Bats themselves. And then, someone just had to throw a third Earth into the mix. And this Earth had to be dying.
The Old Earth believes their Tim is dead.
The Dead Earth is throwing villains and heroes in his way.
The New Earth just wants this idiot to TAKE A NAP AND GET THERAPY!!!!
- Words:
- 132,099
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 397
-
God, It’s Brutal Out Here by greatresponsibility
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
22 Jul 2025
Tags
Summary
Tim rolls bloodshot eyes, but smiles, seeming amused. “I love you Dick, but we all know I’m not really a Wayne. If anything, I’m a distant cousin at best. Not exactly close enough to be a part of family dinners.”
He says it casually, without an ounce of the bitterness or contempt one would expect from such a statement. As if it's a fact of the world that Dick should obviously be aware of.
He even has the audacity to then take a sip of his coffee while laughing at a tiny dog walking into a pole across the street.
What the fuck.
(Or, the Batfam becomes increasingly aware of the disconnect between Tim and them. Everyone panics.
Well, everyone except Tim. He’s just wondering why no one will let him finish his goddamn coffee.)
