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“Clumsy little thing, aren’t you?”
The kid grins. His response is quick, sharp and not at all shaken. “My dad says they’re gonna put ‘it was an accident’ on my tombstone.”
Peter’s lips twitch up, amused despite himself. “How often do things happen to you by accident?”
“I’ve got interesting luck.”
Peter’s not sure why that feels like the understatement of the decade.
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Five times Stiles saved the Hales + one time Peter saved him back.
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Shikamaru Nara always had a plan, but this one was certainly going to be the one to get him killed. When Naruto Uzumaki is forced into accepting a loveless marriage proposal, Shikamaru sacrifices his own happiness to ensure the future of Konoha. But who knew faking a relationship with the troublesome blond would be so much fun? Fem!Naruto x Shikamaru (Also on FFN)
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Commander Rumlow follows up with Secretary Pierce after his unexpected conversation with Tony Stark.
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I'll Die When I'm Dead by InkpotSprite
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics)
31 Jul 2025
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The first time Tim dies, he's nine years old.
That's when he meets Death. Instead of going quietly into the afterlife, Tim says no.
Each time he meets Death, he says no. Again and again and again.
This has consequences.
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Death Before Inaction by hppjmxrgosg
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Defenders (Marvel TV)
24 Jun 2025
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“Fuck off, Nicky.”
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“Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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“You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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“God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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“Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.
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Mr. Parker, there's a door you know by ilike_color for Unorthodoxica
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Jun 2025
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It's 2030. Our favorite webslinger is now a teacher at Midtown High, along with one Michelle Jones and one Jason Ionello, the only problem is, no one remembers who he is because of Dr. Strange's spell. Enter: Peter Parker's 4th period AP Chemistry class, who's determined to figure out what the fuck is up with their favorite teacher
(working title: what the shit, mr parker?")
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the ship of theseus by zipadeea
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
28 May 2025
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“What do you think of the Waynes?” Percy had asked Annabeth the week before. “Seems like they’re in Gotham’s headlines all the time, and not always for great reasons. You think they’re involved with the mob or something?”
“The opposite, actually,” Annabeth had replied, a wry smile on her face.
“What’s the opposite of the mob?”
“In Gotham? What do you think?”
Percy’s eyes had widened. “No. No way. Bruce Wayne is such a goof, there’s no way--,”
“Wouldn’t that be the best cover, though?”
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Poseidon once told Percy he was his favorite son.
But he's not the only one.
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- Part 5 of how to co-parent your reckless demigod 101
- Part 1 of PJO/DC shenanigans
- Part 2 of if sally jackson has no fans then i am dead
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Doflamingo had won. Not that he had ever doubted it. The dust was still settling, Law was on his knees, covered in blood, injured, but still so beautiful that it was annoying.
The young man was a true apparition, even so, a fallen god who had not lost his pride. Doflamingo had to give it to him, he had guts. Too bad they were enemies.
"But do we have to be? He can still have his uses, too," a part of his mind whispered to him, and his gaze lingered on the man's bare chest.
Beautiful, really beautiful. He almost wanted to bite him and put him in his place, like the good subordinate he knew he might have been, if that fool of a younger brother had not carried him off to save him.
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Peter Parker (going crazy on Twitter) in quarantine. by zimnokurw
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Hawaii Five-0 (2010)
13 Apr 2025
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peter navigates life (on twitter) during quarantine and then after,,,
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- Part 1 of peter on twitter
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Percy Jackson-Blofis and Mr. Dramatic Lightning Pants by quietlysleeping
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
15 Feb 2025
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Percy Jackson-Blofis is one of the weirdest new campers that have shown up on their doorstep in decades. His step-father was stolen, he defeated the Minotaur, and now he was going on a quest while unclaimed.
Dionysus really needed a drink.
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The title Is a work in progress, though it might stay because i find it funny.Updates are going to irregular
P.S This is outsider POV, so I might write a section in Percy's POV closer to the end but we will stick with other characters mostly. -
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Finding out that Law had time traveled had been decidedly underwhelming. He’d looked at the newspaper, noticed the date, thought about Straw Hat-ya’s ridiculous luck and decided: ‘yeah, that fits’ before contemplating drowning himself in his cup of coffee because fuck his life.
All in all, per the status quo when it came to dealing with the Straw Hat Pirates and their Captain.
(At least Straw Hat-ya was there to suffer with him. Or maybe that was worse.)
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Jack and Bunny are caught fighting one too many times and North decides to do something about it.
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Shikamaru, a very much recovering war hero buried in politics and paperwork, accidentally transports himself into the world of insane pirates. The problem: he is a stabby murder teenager, (he is nineteen it shouldn't even count!) with more problems than he can deal with alone.
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- Part 3 of I Need Therapy
- Part 4 of Naruto Fics
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How to Immanetize the Eschaton in 5 Easy Steps! by ceilingfan19 (skiamachy), skiamachy
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Nov 2024
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Jaded Stiles gets a new lease on life when he's arrested by SHIELD.
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He’s already looked up all of his neighbors just in case and memorized their names and faces--and for some of the instinctively suspicious profiles, pulled their criminal and public records, too--and all it took was a bit of mail snooping, Google-fu, and Facebook stalking. (Really, Stiles could get hired at the IRS in an instant. He’s certainly falsified enough Beacon Hills records to be qualified.)So when he starts seeing the same familiar-unfamiliar faces around his apartment, he reconsiders the Trojan Horse approach. They have some tells of military training and definitely don’t read supernatural. He's got dirt on the major hunter families in the area, and if the FBI were after him, he would know--he has enough career-annihilating blackmail on Rafe to be granted the courtesy of an advance warning. Mercenaries, maybe, but most of his enemies either lack the resources or prefer a more personal touch. Secret branch of an alphabet agency--possible.
Peter will kill him for this, but… Stiles always has been good at playing bait. (Or jailbait, in Peter’s case.)
So maybe it’s time to give them something to apprehend him for.
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The Avengers won but the universe lost the moment Thanos destroyed the Infinity Stones native to their dimension. The borrowed Stones could tell that this universe was already unravelling, falling apart and doomed to destruction.
So when given the opportunity to fix it before they returned to their timelines?
They grabbed it.
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Are We Influencers? by thevernofficial
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), Nightwing (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice (Comics)
19 Jul 2024
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Dick Grayson✅ @circus_boy
The fact that Tim has more followers than me is a crime.
Tim Drake-Wayne✅ @powernapper
Sounds like something a homophobe would say
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A deal you won't regret by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), The Batman (Movie 2022)
30 Jun 2024
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Jason and Bruce were at the table, between them, a boy who couldn't have been more than eight years old, with a fruit juice in his hand.
The boy was the first to notice Dick, staring at him with a look of pure adoration, "You're Dick Grayson!"
“Um… hi,” then he turned to Bruce. “Hey B, is kidnapping kids becoming a habit?”
Jason snorted, “He didn't kidnap him. This one broke into the house, stole my cookies and slept on the couch while we were out.”
“What? How? This place is full of alarms!”
The boy shrugged, “That was easy.”
Bruce looked unhappy, "Tim here is a resourceful boy..."
“You can even say I'm a half-demon. It's not an insult."
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Kakashi wasn’t entirely sure he wasn’t hallucinating. Or suffering from heart failure.
“I thought you were dead,” he said blankly. He might’ve been going into shock.
Obito winced and rubbed the back of his head with a sheepish grin. “Yeah,” he said, tone stilted. “There’s actually quite the story behind that.”
“I should hope so,” was Kakashi’s bland response.
(First Chapter of the Sequel is now out!)
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- Part 1 of We Were Broken
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You take this broken heart and put it back together by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Mortal Kombat - All Media Types, Mortal Kombat (Video Games)
15 Oct 2023
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"I never cheated on you," Johnny growled.
"A whore is always a whore, Johnny."
It was Kenshi who said, "And you know that, don't you?"
Cristina fumed, "How dare you?!"
Kenshi wasn't upset. Indeed, slowly, he recited, "January 3rd, your second wedding anniversary. Johnny had booked the entire restaurant for the two of you. You arrived late, you were having sex with a very important producer who promised you the part of Natasha Romanoff but he never kept his promise."
"How..."
"Last year you and your current lawyer met at a bar, complained about each other's spouses, and then decided to move the conversation to a nearby motel. Motel where you continued to see each other for months, until you haven't decided to take the big step. However, your lover doesn't want to leave his wife, she's too rich, but he doesn't want to give up having you in his bed."
Cristina's lawyer swallowed uncomfortably as she shifted her attention from Kenshi to him. She pursed her lips so tightly it was a miracle they hadn't turned purple.
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The Fourth Hokage's body was never found, but they never suspected that was because he hadn't died.
Minato Namikaze wakes up six years after the devastating Kyuubi attack, alone in an overgrown clearing with not a scratch on him. Disoriented and confused, he does exactly what any father would do in this situation. He fights through the pain, gets up, and goes to find his son. He trudges through the pounding in his head and forces himself to move-- to go and find him, because that masked man was still out there, and Minato is willing to do anything to protect his little ball of sunshine.
Needless to say, the blonde kage wasn't expecting so much time to have passed. Nor is he very impressed with the way the village has been treating his son all these years.
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- Part 1 of Six Years Series