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Follow Sasuke Uchiha, (official) progenitor of the Official Uchiha Hn's in his journey of wading through genocide-sanctioning village leaders and will of fire extremists with his self-proclaimed best friend, Uzumaki Naruto, and pink-haired friend-to-translator, Haruno Sakura.
Oh, and there's a government spy of a sensei who he will avoid at all costs.
This Konoha's a cult. Don't fall for it
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SI reincarnates as Sasuke, can't speak Japanese to save his life, and rolls with "Hn's."
(Non-chronological dabbles. very much focused on friendships because I needed more show-don't-tell when it came to bonds in canon)
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Grif didn't think for a single second that the next time he'd see Locus would be when they were both tied up in a warehouse, kidnapped by idiots.
And yet, here he was.
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When he finally gets cornered by the Reds and Blues, bleeding and wounded, back to an unclimbable cliff, armor and thus stealth unit out of power, one bullet left in his gun, six colorful sim troopers and two freelancers surrounding him, the orange one speaks up first. “Dibs.”
“Dibs!?” the aqua one repeats incredulously.
“You heard me,” Captain Grif says calmly. “Dibs.”
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Locus gets adopted by the Reds.
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Kakashi looked at Orochimaru and thought, "maa, he needs therapy."
Or in which Kakashi suddenly found himself in a different dimension, de-aged, missing his sandals and decided that he would adopt Orochimaru at their first meeting, give Sakumo endless cuddles, be the friend Gai deserved and fuck the rules of time travel. Because what? He's freaking Hatake Kakashi, Hero of the Sharingan, Rokudaime Hokage of Konohagakure and he could do whatever he wants.
Or really, Kakashi just couldn't accept the fact that he's in a different dimension and chucked it up to time travel.
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- Part 2 of Chibiness and Time Travel
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Demon Summoning & Other Neat Party Tricks by whimsy__willow
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
10 Jun 2025
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The kid looks at Alastor. Then at her spellbook. Then back at Alastor.
"You're not a dog," she says.
Alastor wrinkles his nose. "I should hope not."
(Or: Six-year old witch, Imogen Woods, steals her late grandmother's spellbook and tries to summon a hellhound, hoping for a puppy to become her new familiar. Instead, she accidentally summons one of the most powerful beings in Hell, Alastor, the Radio Demon.
They strike a deal where Alastor must celebrate Imogen's birthday on earth with her every year until she is eighteen. In return, he gets her soul ... terms and conditions permitting, of course. Unfortunately, deals are difficult to maintain when Alastor begins to feel like a father to the very witch who summoned him.)