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Fics that I find funny / make me laugh / make me cringe but not in a bad way.
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Tony winked at Christine. “Absolutely the best fake girlfriend I’ve ever had.” He glanced at Stephen. “And you weren’t bad either.”
Stephen couldn't even defend himself, because that was fair. Christine just laughed. “Well, next time you need to hide from reporters and we’re around, we’ll be happy to help.”
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Evasion Tactics by airas_story-
“So, I don’t suppose you have a name?” the man asked Christine. “Your boyfriend there is Stephen, but I think I should probably call you something other than best-fake-girlfriend-ever.”“Christine,” Christine told him. “And you? I probably need something other than the peanut-butter-and-jelly-man.”
“Tony,” Tony answered. “Though your name for me is, unfortunately, very accurate. I’m going to blame Rhodey for all of this. He was the one who challenged me and then abandoned me to come here by myself because he didn’t want to leave the car.”
“Boyfriend? Friend?”
“Best friend,” Tony said, the most genuine smile yet crossing his face. “Brother, really. Also something of a bother, but I probably can’t talk since I’m pretty sure I take the award for biggest bother.” He winced. “Especially lately. Really, the PB&J is going to be an apology sandwich since he’s banned me from giving any of my normal apologies. Apparently, despite the whole ‘made a mess of everything’ I get a little bit of leeway since I was dying and he failed to figure that out and now he feels unnecessarily bad about it.” He scoffed. “Which really, I’m an excellent liar, so of course he didn’t figure it out.”
Stephen stared at him for a long moment. “I feel like that needs a whole analysis,” he said finally, because that had been… a lot. All at once. “What?”
Tony waved his hand. “Not a big deal. Also, please don’t mention that to anyone if you’re ever asked about me. It’s really quite embarrassing. Almost got taken out by heavy metal poisoning of all things.” He scoffed. “Which really, after everything would be such a let down.”
“What?” Christine asked, and she sounded just as blindsided as Stephen felt. How had a simple shopping trip gotten this weird.
Stephen was blaming Christine. They could have just exposed Tony to the reporter at the very beginning and been done with it.
“Not a big deal,” Tony repeated, once again waving his hand as though he could wave the matter away just as easily. “Just me-drama, grossly exaggerated, of course. The two of you seem like the sort not to run around gossiping?”
“Our lips are sealed,” Christine promised. She sent Stephen one of her ‘don’t you dare argue with me’ looks. “Right, Stephen?”
“Right,” Stephen agreed. “I don’t see why we should care enough to expose your secrets, anyways.”
Tony made finger guns at him. “Exactly. There is literally no reason you should care.”
Stephen itched to figure out who Tony really was, because something told him he was going to be kicking himself later for not immediately recognizing him.
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“Toast the bread,” Tony said to himself. “Right. Do I have a toaster?” He seemed to genuinely be considering the question before he shrugged. “I probably have a toaster.”“How do you not know if you have a toaster?” Stephen asked, bewildered.
Tony shrugged. “I mostly survive off of coffee.”
Stephen suddenly suspected he knew just why this Rhodey had started this bet, it was probably just to force Tony to eat actual food.
“As a doctor, I’ve got to suggest that you eat actual food,” Christine said.
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“I know. You two are just good people.”Stephen coughed.
“Well, you’re a good person, Christine. Stephen is just along for the ride,” Tony corrected. He froze. “Shit.”
He ducked down a little. Stephen turned to see what had caught his attention and saw a man moving toward them, a camera around his neck and pulling his phone out to apparently call someone.
“Stephen,” Christine said. “Don’t get mad at me.”
Stephen turned back toward her. “Wha—“ He blinked as Christine suddenly pulled Tony in for a kiss.
He heard Tony make a surprised noise before Tony went along with it. Stephen found himself staring at the sight of his girlfriend kissing their fake boyfriend of the hour. It was… a very bizarre, but somewhat intriguing experience. Stephen shook his head, dismissing the thought as he glanced at the camera man who had hesitated, clearly no long certain that Tony was the person he was looking for.
After a long moment, the man turned away.
“Alright.” Stephen cleared his throat. “He’s moved on.”
Christine pulled back. Tony blinked at her, twice. Then looked at Stephen. Then looked back at Christine. “I have got to say,” Tony said after a moment. “It is really weird to be the speechless one in a situation like this.”
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“Rhodey, meet my fake boyfriend and girlfriend for the hour, Stephen and Christine. They saved me from Everhart.”Rhodey just stared at them, before he let out the sort of long-suffering sigh that Stephen had been suppressing this whole time. “I am so sorry that Tony somehow dragged—“
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All his life Jake had dreamt of Tsu'tey and Tsu'tey had dreamt of Jake.
After the death of his brother, Jake is finally given the opportunity to travel to Pandora. There isn’t a moment to think, no time to hesitate, as Jake sends himself careening across galaxies in the hope that Tsu’tey is real and waiting for him when he arrives.
The Tsu’tey he finds, however, is not the one he knew before his cryo-sleep, but one hardened by war and loss and hate. Together they will learn to fight, for themselves, for each other, and for the people they call home.
*Chapters 1-48 of this work have been updated from their original versions (2016-2021) as of January 2023*Series
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I Dreamt of You by accept_n_destroyCh 55
Liking this way more than I thought?
Things are much different from canon ofc, but like the summary made me think things are going to go bad between the two but it's actually great :3Like really enjoying this fic, hilarious af lmao
I do absolutely love the dynamic of our trio, while I've read them as a throuple before which is cool, seeing our boys together and her as their annoying friend who loves to tease them is great haha-
Trudy looked back and forth between Tsu’tey and Jake for a moment, looking a little lost, before her eyes widened a fraction and a laugh bubbled from her throat, “oh yeah, your voodoo mumbo jumbo stuff, I getcha.”“Yes, our,” Tsu’tey’s mouth pulled into a line, “stuff.”
“I think it’s cool you guys can spy on each other or whatever,” Trudy grinned, shooting Jake a wink. He’d been right, she was just as bad as Neytiri.
“It is not spying,” Tsu’tey frowned, looking well scorned.
“It is kind of spying,” Neytiri cut in with a sharp smile.
“Oh great, there’s two of them,” Jake muttered to Tsu’tey, who groaned low in agreement. “Don’t you two have someone else to bother?”
“Nope,” Trudy shoved her hands in her pants pockets, “just you two. Jake, I heard you pulled again yesterday, very nice.”
“Neytiri, stop fucking telling people that,” Jake snapped, color rising in his cheeks once more.
“Then do not leave me on a cliff with a bunch of suicidal children,” Neytiri grinned at them, ignoring their glares, as usual.
Their standoff was interrupted by Trudy doubling over, laughing so hard she was gasping for breath. They were a sight, really, if they thought about it, the three of them, even more than they usually were.
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Jake rolled his eyes before turning away from the two women and towards Tsu’tey, who let out a snort of disbelief.“Is that what we sound like?” Jake asked under his breath with a quirk of his lips.
“I do not know,” Tsu’tey huffed, “but I do know that she is no longer allowed to bother us. Look at her, she is practically salivating.”
“Curious though,” Jake said, looking back at the two, who had gone back to pretending that they weren’t trying to glance at each other out of the corners of their eyes. “I’ve never seen Neytiri show interest in anyone before.”
“I have never seen anyone be as bothersome as her either, yet there seems to be a first time for everything,” Tsu’tey said, rolling his eyes.
“Oh, come on,” Jake chuckled softly, “you have to admit they’re kind of cute.”
“I have to do no such thing,” Tsu’tey shot back, but there was a softness in his eyes that betrayed him as he looked over at his friend.
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“You two are going to be late for the meeting,” Jake interrupted, locking eyes with Tsu’tey, who had the look of a man wondering if his friend had been replaced sometime in the past few hours. Jake could practically see him thinking up all the teasing remarks to throw at her the entire way back to Hometree, and he almost felt bad for her, almost.
-Apparently as the first version is different to the point they offer a PDF for it, but they're probably not around anymore, I decided to check Wayback Machine
This shows the original 48 chapters
https://web.archive.org/web/20220508013921/https://archiveofourown.org/works/6459400?view_adult=true&view_full_work=trueCliffhanger ending, painful last chapters
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Living well is the best revenge, so they say. In Jake's quiet fury at the dismissive, heartless way everyone spoke of his brother's death and the complete lack of empathy he found at every turn and corner, he decides to find a way to live the best life he can possibly conceive, with the opportunity Tommy left behind for him: a fresh start on a new world... just not exactly the way the RDA vultures meant.
(In which Jake Sully pulls the ultimate con on every person who failed to treat his brother's memory with respect, and every person who failed to be kind to their fellow man.)
((Previously 'From the Ashes.'))
(On hiatus, not abandoned.)
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Worship the Ashes by AKA_GreenCh 106
Only at ch 2 and absolutely loving it!!
I am enjoying this so fucking much!
Bby palulukan <3
Poor baby girl, Jake's gonna take care of you sweetheart. Also aw disability buddies, kinda lol
Jellybean and Jake be connected™
Precious murder flood
Feral mindset
As much as the expections for the Na'vi to know and understand many human words feel unrealistic af, I'm choosing to ignore it because it is enjoyable to read
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Pray to the devil, he will listen by SatanicMe for NathTE, Eikaron, FluffyGlitterPantsDragon, fandomoverload
Fandoms: Lucifer (TV)
14 Jun 2018
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If you are fucked over by some idiots and have not anything to lose it doesn't matter if you are seen as crazy praying to the devil.
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Pray to the devil, he will listen by SatanicMe-
Then as the timer hit three a half minutes a young officer jumped on his feet and made the same hand gesture as Dug exclaiming "FUCK GOD!!! LUCIFER, HEAR OUR PRAYERS!!!"With this more and more normally reasonable Detectives, officers, scientist and other people followed the example of Dug and the officer.
"LUCIFER!!! I BEG FOR YOUR HELP, STAR OF THE MORNING!!!"
"SAFE THE CHILDREN OF THIS DAMNED CITY, LIGHTBRINGER!!!"
"GIVE US A MIRACLE, AND WE WILL OWE YOU!"
Nervously with panic growing in their insides exponentially the world watched the timer to hit zero.
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The sixth day video tapes with the proof of the divine were uploaded on the internet by a cop who posted them under the name: "Thank you, Devil. I suppose we all owe you a long overdue IOU."And on the seventh day the devil answered.
Then the world stopped to believe and started to gather truths.
With that churches were burnt down to ash and the lords name was used just in vain after that.
While the devil's name was praised.
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When you had everyone praying to Lucifer, all I could imagine was Lucifer arriving on the scene, taking a detour towards the reporter and reaching out for the mic with a “I’ll be taking that, darling, thank you.” Before getting in front of the camera with an annoyed expression “Will you all shut up already? I bloody well heard you!” Before passing on the mic and walking away towards the bomb loudly mumbling about ‘loud as hell prayers giving him a headache’.
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