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Letting Beatrice call him her “Fairy Dad Monster” seems a charming trifle. Accidentally celestially adopting the urchin isn’t on his cosmic bingo card. Doing all of it without her mother knowing about his true identity is…giving him anxiety.
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Fairy Dad Monster by Insomnific_25This is like. Written really, really well.
I'm enjoying this and I'm only on ch 3
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Trixie can see Lucifer's Light in his chest. His soul? She felt it was gone when he went to Hell for the formula, she can see Lucifer's Light in his chest but it's kind of always with her in her own chest, with the exception of him dying
Her getting angry/upset at Amenadiel caused the wind to act up
Amenadiel was talking something about binding himself (Lucifer) to Trixie, Lucifer denies it so if it happened it wasn't consciously
Thinking about it Lucifer acknowledges he did bound (author is using bound which isn't the right word according to google as it means something else, I'm assuming they meant bond and in which case I feel more comfortable using binding instead of bonding, as bonding as an alternative meaning) himself to Trixie a while ago to protect her, but not really consciously. After she pointed it out he admits to himself that there's also been a Light in his chest that is tied to her, safety-home-care-purpose, that feels like a (her) heartbeat
There's things Trixie can do, so long as Lucifer is in her proximity. Lucifer doesn't know how he knows, he just does
Wind reacting to several things, both from Trixie's side and Lucifer'sBy binding/bounding to Trixie, he made her into a Nephilim apparently
It's forbidden to create immortal/humans children but it's not like Lucifer did this IntentionallyLol. By declaring a claim of sorts over Chloe and Trixie to make them understand they don't get to touch either of them, he uh well. Light. Chloe and Trixie Queen and Princess of Hell lmfao
Well maybe not, he doesn't think he did but who knows
The intention is that the two are his to protect, his to give a safe harbor to and if they try to take them, Hell shall befall themTrixie is his kid in the eyes of celestial everything
Also damn they keep on glowing with Light lol, and yes others can see it
Hmm from what he thought, it's Trixie accidentally projecting an angelic haloLots of uncertainties on what her being a Nephil (shrug that in my brain is the singular word while Nephilim is multiple/general term) means, what she can do now and what she could do after her death. Crossing between Heaven and Hell, maybe getting wings, theories but they quite literally don't know
Lucifer regaining his wings adds changes
Regardless she could feel that he was getting further away, his Light. And the changes to him
She can see his wings when they're invisible/in the pocket dimensionLolz
Not Trixie and Lucifer tattling on one another, their petty/silly secrets, now that Chloe knows the big stuff
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“How much of my apartment have you replaced?” Chloe cuts in, looking between them, eyes wide.Lucifer glances at Beatrice, who looks back, both of them thinking.
“Half?” Beatrice asks.
“Perhaps a quarter,” he corrects. “Did you really not notice your couch was suddenly lumpless?” he wonders.
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“I think I take it back,” Chloe says, staring ahead at the TV now.“Take what back?” Beatrice asks.
“As long as there’s no bodily harm, and you tell me, Dad, or Lucifer if anyone else ever asks you to keep secrets, please feel free to keep me wonderfully in the dark about whatever shenanigans you get up to when I’m not there.”
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Little Dean was loved by Mary and John, then suddenly the triangles, a baby brother and a stolen bagel came, and everything fell apart.
But this man with the bees seems kind enough to take Dean in, despite his strange abilities, so maybe.. he will be alright.
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Warlock Dean And His Found Family by IrcsixJohn's behavior with a fucking toddler is abusive to me. Like wtf dude
Mkay and now they be neglecting himFair. Don't blame him for running. The officer before the magic showed up should have idk done something? You're hearing a 4 year old was left alone at home without food so he went to get some and ended up technically stealing. Neglect? Then the father seems to be ready to hit the child. Abuse?
Anyways hope Dean doesn't return 'home'. They don't give a fuck about him, haven't in months.Huh Coolio, is canon adjacent, Cain is indeed Cain here and monsters be reals™
Dean is very VERY powerful. We still don't have a word for what he is, although he did take up to also making potions like witches from learning about the supernatural from Cain
Ah, a Warlock, and we learn what it is
Because apparently Dean is a Cosmic Being like God, I'll add God's Chosen as it's close enough
From what I understand;
Water, Earth, Fire, Salt, Air, Plants, HealthWe don't know what comes after as we get time skips. But we know he's got several more. Theories for some?;
Time, Invisibility, Conjuring
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frame the halves (and call them brothers) by Kittycombs
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
28 Jul 2020
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Catelyn Tully Stark is not a stupid woman.
Eddard Stark returned from Dorne with two things. His sister’s bones. And a babe.
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frame the halves (and call them brothers) by Kittycombs
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All Things End by lj_todd
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
08 Oct 2024
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If asked to name her worst decision, Aemma Arryn would, without hesitation, say it was marrying Viserys Targaryen.
If asked to name her best decision, Aemma Arryn would, without hesitation, say it was divorcing Viserys Targaryen.
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All Things End (**ON HOLD**) by lj_toddCh 10
Rip it's on hold, hopefully it'll be picked again someday. Didn't expect to like a modern au version of ASoIaF but I was positively surprised
Fucking love the positive relationships and dynamics
Lolz love the rumors about Aemma, Rhaenys and Corlys xD
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All accompanied by speculation and titillating gossip about the relationship between Aemma, Rhaenys and Corlys.Naturally, Daemon found the entire thing hilarious and was constantly updating Aemma with whatever new theories he found on the gossip sites.
“When did you and Rhaenys get married,” he said one morning over breakfast while scrolling on his phone. “And why wasn’t I invited? I’ll have you know, I’d make an excellent maid-of-honor.”
Aemma laughed so hard her tea snorted out her nose.
Which was not exactly a pleasant experience but seemed to amuse Rhaenyra to no end.
That same afternoon she got a text from Corlys.
Daemon says you and Rhaenys are married now. My children insist this means you are now also my wife. I merely wish to know when our anniversary is.
Aemma of course forwarded the text to Rhaenys.
Who sent her a line of crying-laughing emojis in reply.
At least everyone found it as amusing as she did.
-And our lovelies troll and allow the Media to run wild lol. They aren't a thing, but it's hilarious for them so why shouldn't they give the Media what they want?
Ahh love Aemma's (And Nyra's) protection squad, her real family™. That isn't just Daemon and the Velaryons, but Hugh and his mom too, as Nyra's half brother
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Hiccup is a shy and anxious archaeology professor who stumbles upon clues that could reveal the long-lost tomb of Cleopatra. With the help of his team, he begins an excavation and what they uncover may truly be the queen's final resting place. What Hiccup didn't expect, however, is the attention of Viggo Grimborn, the charismatic and powerful president of Egypt. As their paths cross, an unexpected connection begins to blossom between the shy professor and the calm president.
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Cleopratra's Tomb by KatsotoruCh 3
Lmao. The Hiccup on a trip scenes. Hilarious
I'm literally dying
Adding wtf crack because it feels like it even tho it's not written this way but he's basically on crack so why not lmao
Didn't expect this fic to be so cute and wholesome especially as this author writes a lot of dark stuff
And here's the drama, but I don't mind it as it's not dark Vigcup (I know some people like that but idk I don't. I prefer them not dark)
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Stolen Heir by HermesSerpent for LiraBuswavi
Fandoms: DreamWorks Dragons (Cartoon), How to Train Your Dragon (Movies)
07 Apr 2024
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Dagur scares most of the people in his tribe. Which suits him just fine. Most people either wanted to replace him or use him to get ahead, and he knows this well even at the prime age of 10. So Hiccup is a breath of fresh air.
Hiccup knows people on Berk would rather that he not exist. He tries to make himself disappear as much as possible. So Dagur’s arrival while Hiccup is seven is the chance to have someone actually want to see him.
What if their relationship had been friendlier?
What if Dagur had been a little more possessive a little earlier?
What could happen?
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Stolen Heir by HermesSerpentMeh let's be real, I shoulda expected myself making this tag.
' Cup's Sibling '
Similar to Iron Sibling and Dee's Siblings. Hiccup having siblings, biological or not, adopted or not, official or not. I do think I'll stick to human siblings tho, as draconic siblings just falls under Draconic FamilyShrug.
‘ Liked Tribes ‘
I think this will mostly be Hiccup adopted into another Tribe/has a really good relationship with another tribe, tho in theory I might be chill with fic where he has a good friendship with uhh what's their names, the two other Heirs (T something and C something)
Btw Tribe-like groups like in this fic with the Northern Market counts
Won't go back to redo old stuff as I'm lazy, but future yesAlso ngl absolutely love the comments from people regarding Hiccup & Dagur and Viggo & Ryker. Fucking adorable
Naurrr please Hiccup and Dagur whyy you'd be so much happier and safer with themmmm (Dagur bby 💔)
And the sequel is unfinished noo. I'll still start it and hope for the best
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The Strongest of Them All by Vespera21
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies)
08 Apr 2025
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Mistreated and malnourished, little Hiccup doesn’t understand why most everyone on Berk hates him. Gobber notices the abuse and steps in, but things quickly spiral out of control and the only way to keep Hiccup safe is to smuggle him off of Berk and into the hands of their allies. Hiccup is soon adopted into another tribe and grows up discovering what having a true family is like, but the past never stays in the past, as he soon discovers when Berk reaches out to the famed Dragon Master for help. Will he help the tribe who wronged him or leave them to suffer? Only time will tell.
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The Strongest of Them All by Vespera21I'm not in the mood for bad dad Stoick (which I know this author writes) but I know their writing is good and the idea is interesting.. so might try it, worse case scenario I'd read it another time when I don't mind Stoick being portrayed badly
Mhm I don't regret it as I like this author's writing. I'm not happy with bad Stoick, but I can handle itWony deny that Hiccup's name change to Vilhehn (or Ville) will slightly confused me, it always confuses me when the characters I'm familiar with go by a different name. Not really sure why tbh
It's cute for him to be adopted as their brotherNo regrets, as I do love this author's writing.
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A second Chance at Life by Verona_mira
Fandoms: Cinderella Phenomenon (Visual Novel), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
29 Nov 2019
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Inventor Anthonia Stark remembers being a princess, later queen and wife.
Prince Loki remembers being an andvisor, later consort and husband.The universe changes around them.
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A second Chance at Life by Verona_miraDon't know anything about that fandom
But. This fic is so fucking cute and wholesome?
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It took me a long time to realize that Toni managed to kill Thanos. Wow
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The World At Your Fingertips by AMidnightDreary
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies)
05 Aug 2018
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It's one of Loki's habits to disappear for weeks in order to visit one of the other Nine Realms. When he starts bringing Tony gifts, however, Tony is quite stunned.
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The World At Your Fingertips by AMidnightDreary
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Icy Saviour by STARSdidathing
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies)
24 May 2022
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Flareon Tony is in the icy region and freezing by a snow drift when he's saved by another pokémon.
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Icy Saviour by STARSdidathing
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The Pokemon Go App sweeps across the nation in almost a night. Everyone is playing it. Trent Academy, Tony's school is no exception and he is quickly swept along with the pokemon mania. He doesn't expect it to have such an impact on his life though when it leads him to meet Loki.
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Chance Encounters by orphan_account
Orphan_account previously known as StagLynxSpider
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Finding Family by STARSdidathing
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
12 Nov 2019
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Tony Stark finds a baby with magic. A child with no family who needs someone to look after him - who needs Tony. So, he does the only he can think of: he retires from Iron Man and hero work.
Unfortunately, not everyone is willing to leave him and his new life alone.
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Finding Family by STARSdidathing
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Life of Birds by STARSdidathing
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies)
12 Oct 2020
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Three short stories relating to Loki & Tony as birds (or magically turned into a bird) and falling in love.
Story 1: Tony had always been different. He never got along well with the other crows. Not until he was introduced to Loki.
Story 2: Loki had never expected to gain a mate. He didn’t want to hatch eggs and he thought most of his fellow penguins were stupid. The only exception to the rule was Tony.
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Life of Birds by STARSdidathing
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SPOILERS FOR SEASON 4!
Lucifer's siblings conspire to give him exactly what he deserves.
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Bring Him Home by Mia_Vaan
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The ideal pack structure has broken down in the past several decades, making way for family units. Everyone teases alpha Gabriel that he has his own mini pack with omega Dean and beta Castiel. Gabriel thinks that's bullshit...
...until Dean goes into heat, and suddenly gender dynamics become a lot more important.
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Tradition My Ass by Chef_Geekier
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Gabriel is bored, Dean's cooking, so it's a perfect time for a little mischief.
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Gabriel's Love by Tomhollandsfandom
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The Trickster decides he more than 'likes' Dean during Tall Tales. It changes everything. An AU of the last few episodes of season 2 in which Gabriel is the Trickster. Always was, always will be. Despite AU status, this does contain some dialog from the eps or modified versions of it.
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Tricky Like That by AnnehigginsVery interesting. Very different. I liked this a lot. I like their dynamics. I like Gabe's presence behind the scenes
The Djinn dream here is fascinating. I liked the extreme differences, as well as the elaboration on it. A year as an hour in the real world
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Dean, Gabe hasn't abandoned you, he was forced away, he loves youYes good Gabe <3
I like this fic. A lot more than I woulda expected.
Also self reminder, I use Archangel Affection when it's the characters Michael/Gabriel/Lucifer/Raphael, not only when they're Archangels but in general. And as in here he isn't Loki, but Gabriel (Altho not an Archangel, rather The Trickster) I'm still going to put it in that category/tag.
Gabe... Don't you dare sacrifice yourself.. I.. Gabe...
Yay. Yay. Also the reveal Dean ('s soul) gave Gabe the name Gabriel from his original one
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Stick(er) With Me by Reioka
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
13 May 2021
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The Van Dynes adopt Natasha. Janet teaches her how to make friends. Natasha uses those lessons to make family.
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Stick(er) With Me by ReiokaI thought I might not be super into it with it being Nat's pov and I thought the focus will be less on Tony but I was wrong and this is adorable
Tony is fucking PRECIOUS hereThere's so many moments I wanted to quote. I'll put what I can (so much more tho)
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Sam straightened up so that he could reach out and pat her on the shoulder. “From what you’ve said about him, and from what I know of him from the mutual parties we’ve been to, I don’t think Tony would be disgusted.” He paused, then added, “I’m pretty sure I saw him eat wasabi like guacamole at one of your afterparties. Guy can’t be disgusted by much.”“We’re pretty sure he doesn’t have any taste buds left and just shoves anything identified as food into his mouth,” Natasha admitted as she straightened up as well. “We just can’t decide if it was a lab accident, too much alcohol, or he seared them off when he couldn’t wait for a pizza to cool down when he was eleven.”
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“So fucking ask him out then?” Janet suggested after a moment, frustrated. “You guys, he’s sensitive, not stupid. If he doesn’t want to engage in a polyamorous relationship, he’ll tell you.”“You really think something that simple would work?” Pepper asked, frowning, and crossed her arms. “He’s not stupid, but he can be sort of oblivious sometimes.”
Janet raised an eyebrow at her. “I mean, he might think it’s a joke at first, but if you just tell him that you’re serious, I think he’ll eventually figure out you’re actually asking him. Sensitive, not stupid, remember?”
“What if he says no?” Natasha asked softly, looking down at her feet.
Janet opened her mouth, then closed it again with a sympathetic frown. She hated to see her sister so uncertain when she was usually a strong, confident person. “I’ll let you guys sulk it out. All three of you,” she finally said, reaching out to put her hand on Natasha’s shoulder. “And then I’ll do that thing that scares you all so much where I give you my ‘you’re interfering with my grand plans for you’ grin until you all capitulate.”
“You do that on purpose?!” Pepper sputtered.
Janet frowned at her, unimpressed. “Of course I do. Do you think I bullied you all into being my friends by accident?”
“I knew a lot of things about you before, Janet, but hearing you say them out loud is chilling,” Natasha couldn’t help but admit as Pepper leaned her head in her hands again, terrified. “But then, you all could say the same thing about me, couldn’t you?”
“I’m, like, seventy percent certain that you actually have killed someone to protect me,” Janet said after a moment. “And that percentage is honestly way too high for me. So. I just choose not to think about it too much.”
“This explains more about the two of you than literally any other conversation you’ve had with me,” Pepper declared. “I hate it. Thanks for nothing.”
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“I’m not surprised. They keep the reason for his employment quiet, but Happy told me over drinks one night,” Pepper replied, frown quirking up into a smile at the thought. “Tony was getting mugged, but he had no idea he was being mugged, so it just pissed his attacker off more. Happy rescued him, but he didn’t know he was rescuing Tony Stark. He wouldn’t take any reward for helping him, said he was too busy job hunting, so Tony made him head of security on the spot. Happy turned him down three times before he finally caved, and he’s taken his job seriously ever since.”“I want to say that’s so cute,” Janet choked out. “But I’m mostly horrified. Tony didn’t know he was being mugged?”
“Tony doesn’t notice a lot of things,” Pepper lamented, and it was Janet’s turn to put her head in her hands and sigh.
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Tony was kidnapped before they got the chance to ask.
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Janet was a force of nature. She wouldn’t let Tony be kidnapped for long.
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“I’m doing this for you,” Victor reminded Janet firmly, arms crossed, shoulders stiff. His eyes were turned on the elevator numbers swiftly going up, up, up. “Because you’re one of my oldest and dearest friends. And frankly because the things you threatened to do to me were barbaric.” He finally turned to give her a sharp glance. “I could have done without the threats. Tony’s my friend, too.”“The threats were from Natasha,” Janet answered, not looking up from tapping on her phone.
Victor turned a disgruntled look on Natasha. “Why.”
“I needed to feel in control,” Natasha admitted
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“Pepper,” Natasha choked again. “I’m supposed to be the stupidly impulsive one of the two of us.”“You have to slap my hand away from your oven meals because I’ll pick at them as soon as they come out,” Pepper reminded her.
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I'm Fallin' (for You) by Reioka
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
06 Aug 2020
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Tony just wants to ogle Thor and pine away for him in peace. Is that too much to ask? (Considering Steve just wants to get their economics project finished, yes.)
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“They were friends before they started dating, so they just… stayed friends? Thor and I even went on a couple dates after they broke up, and—Tony, are you okay,” Steve asked in concern when Tony made a sad noise and began to sink in his chair. “Oh God. It was Thor you were looking at. Tony, they were just low-key rebound things—”Tony sighed miserably. Of course Thor would date Steve. Steve was just as big and buff as Thor was, and liked sports, and talked about politics. Tony could barely be assed to take his daily jogs, or he worked out when Rhodey dragged him kicking and screaming to the gym. Tony didn’t like watching sports, either, unless it was one of his teams, of which he had few. And the last time someone asked him about politics, he’d literally just turned on his heel and walked away. It made sense that Thor would like someone with similar interests.
“Tony,” Steve said hurriedly. “Tony please I’m not Thor’s type we were both rebounding from relationships the dates didn’t mean anything—”
Tony sighed again and finally slithered down out of his chair and onto the floor. “Maybe Natasha can kill me anyway,” he said, forlorn.
“Tony,” Steve barked, crawling under the table after him. “You know I have to tell Jim when you say things like that.”
“Nooo,” Tony whined, but Steve was muscling him out from under the table anyway.
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Then he wouldn’t have to see anyone except Rhodey, and Rhodey was being nice to him currently because Tony couldn’t help but sob, “He dated Steve,” and he’d felt sorry for him.
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“Tony,” someone said, and he turned.Then Tony saw it was Thor, and he managed some sort of… squeaky noise? His voice may have cracked. He’d had puberty late it wasn’t his fault. But then he noticed Steve and Natasha standing behind Thor looking quietly murderous and he couldn’t help the urge to flee, even though he also wanted to stay and bask in Thor’s smile?
Anyway, everything hurt, and Tony was pretty sure he was dying.
“You’re not dying,” Rhodey told him firmly, leaning over him. He sounded very far away.
“Hurts,” Tony managed to say.
Carol leaned over him as well, hovering over Rhodey’s shoulder. “Well, bud,” she said, smiling awkwardly. “People usually do hurt after they’ve fallen down the stairs.”
Tony stared up at her, uncomprehending. “I fell down the stairs?”
“You launched,” Rhodey corrected, lifting his head to glare up at something before looking back down at him. “You launched down the stairs. Luckily you landed on Wade, so you basically just bounced when you landed.”
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Tony wasn’t sure why everyone was fussing over him. Sure, he could have died, but he didn’t. Wade had broken his fall. He also wasn’t entirely sure why everyone was apologizing to him? Even Rhodey and Carol were doing it. The only one who hadn’t apologized to him was Wade, who had cheerfully taken him up on letting him pay for his medical bills.
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Tony didn’t think he’d said anything, but of the four of them, he was the only one with narcotics in his body. He should probably defer to them.“Tony,” Steve said again, somehow ramping up the mournful quality in his face. “I wasn’t glaring at you. I was glaring at Thor.”
But Thor was an angel. And they’d probably definitely banged. Why would he glare at Thor?
“I am crying,” Natasha said, and oh, she was. “My life is ruined. Oh my God.”
“We did not bang and Thor is not an angel,” Steve informed him with surprising certainty for a man who enjoyed gummy worms soaked in moonshine. “He cheats at cards.”
“Steve, it’s not his fault that you’re bad at cheating at cards,” Tony told him, eyes wide and dewy.
Steve opened his mouth, then closed it again, staring. Finally, he said, “Are you saying that you cheat at cards, too?”
“You’re the only one who doesn’t,” Tony answered, bewildered. “One time Clint literally switched cards from his hand and yours.”
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Tony, we weren’t glaring at you. We were glaring at Thor. Because he is a fucking dumbass.”Tony blinked at her slowly. That didn’t make sense. Thor was a delight. Thor was built like a brick house with gentle hands. Thor was smart and funny and kind. Thor also had a ruthless streak because apparently siblings had to be ruthless against each other, but he usually only used it for good.
“Thor is not a delight because he is a fucking dumbass,” Natasha informed him sternly. “He stares at your ass whenever you’re jogging with Jim, and he talks about the robots you’ve built all the time, and he sits exactly where you can see him in the library..."
-Ran out of space
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The New Queen of Asgard: Tony Stark by AlwaysTh3Martyr
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
13 Jul 2019
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Loki is bored of playing Odin. After a talk with the Greek pantheon, Hades in particular, he gets an idea that is sure to cure his boredom and stir up some trouble.
On another note, things haven't exactly been looking up for Tony since the superhero Civil War, who would have thought being kidnapped was what he needed?
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The New Queen of Asgard: Tony Stark by AlwaysTh3MartyrCan't mark this as crack as it's not, at best it's crack treated seriously and even that ehhh, as I 100% see this happening, heck I've seen this in other fics, and even one I can admit is wonderful crack (snort Thor eye bleach lmao) - YES ANOTHER FIC WHERE HE PASSES OUT UPON LEARNING OF THE MARRIAGE
“You’re making me your wife?”
“For a time,” replied the god, “and technically I’ve been declared dead, you’ll be getting recognized as Odin’s wife. I imagine your friends will panic over your well-being and Thor will be mightily confused.”
How was this Tony’ life? Couldn’t he go out after a hundred forty four hour work binge to get coffee and actually make a board meeting in peace? Apparently not it would seem, the universe content to keep throwing curve balls at him making his life difficult. Forget the Civil War, because now he was ‘Queen of Asgard’ and Thor’s step-mother slash sister in law.
Lmao and so Persephone and Tony meet
Love Tony's relationship the original pair ;p aw under their protectionThings become confusing starting with Baldr kidnapping Tony
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Hel xD
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