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It's the summer of '69, and Stede Bonnet's young coworker has invited him to a party at a friend's secluded cabin in the mountains. Stede begrudgingly agrees to go on one condition: he can bring his ex-girlfriend/current roommate, Mary Allamby.
That night, a massive earthquake rocks the party, throwing everyone into complete darkness. Stede learns new things about himself and the people around him while the rest of the guests are hooking up in the darkness.Edward Teach is hosting a party for some of his closest friends and any other queer people they happen to bring along. When an earthquake strikes, he rushes to the aid of a stranger. Love should be the last thing on his mind with over a dozen people stranded in his home, but he finds himself falling nonetheless.
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I'd end my days with you, in a hail of bullets by caffeinestark
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Mar 2023
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What if Stede Bonnet had been executed by firing squad?
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The Golden Age of Piracy Exhibit - A Night At The Museum AU by cremeishere
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Mar 2023
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The first night Stede Bonnet awoke, Edward Teach was quiet.
Instead of the usual scheming upon his awakening, Edward stayed at his desk and watched from far across the room as Stede took in his surroundings.
Stede didn’t stay too long in one spot, instead hopping right off his platform and wandering around the halls and introducing himself to everyone in sight. Izzy could see it in his head; Stede Bonnet in his laces and frills having the nerve to tell everyone that he’s a pirate.
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The Night At The Museum AU that a surprisingly lot of you asked for!
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Edward Teach was dead.
So was Stede Bonnet.Technically.
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Or: Blackbeard learns of Stede's "death". He had barely been coping before, holding onto life out of sheer spite. What else had he left to live for now that that was gone too?
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Of Thieves and Coffee Shops by MarriedState (passingfair)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
21 Feb 2023
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He had only gotten ten or so pages in before he heard the chair opposite him at the table clatter as someone dropped into it. Confused, Stede began to set his book down only to find the book ripped from his hands, the person across from him holding it up in front of their face.
“Excuse me!” Stede frowned, reaching to get his book back. “I was reading that!”
“Yeah, yeah,” a gruff voice came from behind his book, leaning out of Stede’s reach. “Just go with it for a minute, yeah?”
“I will not!” Stede huffed, leaning forward again. “You can’t just appear out of nowhere and take books out of people’s hands! Were you raised in a barn?!”
The book lowered slightly and Stede was taken aback by the big chocolate eyes that gazed across from him. They seemed kind, which was directly in opposition to the whole book thief thing.
“I promise you, I will give this back very soon. I just need to borrow it for…” his eyes glanced out the window, then back at Stede “...a few more minutes.”
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- Part 5 of Modern Meet Cutes
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“I’m not going to beg you,” he said. “You either want me or you don’t. I love you, but I will not bend over backwards to keep you. Do you understand?”
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The woman adjusts her grip on her gun. “No men,” she says, clearly.
Oh, fuck this. Ed's leg is aching from standing around. He's not about to turn around, walk back to shore and camp out on the dunes, waiting for their ship to return when there’s a perfectly nice house he owns in spitting distance. And he doesn’t take kindly to people pointing guns at Stede!
“Says who?” he growls.
“Our mayor. Anna Teach.”
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“What do you want me to say?” Stede implored, arms shaking with the effort of keeping them in the air. “What do you want, I’ll do anything—”
“Admit that you’re a monster,” Chauncey hissed.
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- Part 7 of Febuwhump 2023
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The Inherent Danger of Unicorns by MarriedState (passingfair)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Jan 2023
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Ed and Stede have the kids for the whole week while Mary and Doug go on vacation. But when Stede's called into work, Ed finds himself alone with the kids for the first time. Ed, obviously very calm, cool, and collected, has got this. Maybe. (He's trying his best.)
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Stede had kids. Stede was a dad. Stede was a dad who had kids. Kids who were currently shrieking in his upended living room. A living room that Edward had never seen in any state other than pristine.
The second part of his statement caught up to Ed, his look of surprise turned into confusion. “What? Why wouldn’t I want to reschedule?”Stede shrugged sheepishly. “Most men I meet run in the other direction when they hear the kids' line. Not very interested in sharing their time with ‘every other weekend and summers.’”
Ed stared at Stede incredulously. “Most men you meet run in the other direction because you’re not a deadbeat dad?”
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Plans change, Ed meets Alma and Louis and may or may not fall in love with their dad.
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- Part 1 of Bonus
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A fanfic set in the Pina Coladas universe. Stede and Ed have reunited and are together, but shadows of the past linger.
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That’s it. You’re alright. You’re just too damned gorgeous to die, aren’t you? Devil doesn’t want the competition. Reckon you could stick a pitchfork in me any day.
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In which Stede is a touch telepath, and Ed has been desperate for someone who understands him.
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"So what brings you out here anyway?"
Ed's out of the blue question at least answers Stede's anxieties about radio etiquette. He pulls the walkie from his pack and stares at it, deciding how much of his life he actually wants to share with this complete stranger.
"What brings you out here?"
or: Stede takes a job as a remote forest fire lookout in the summer following his divorce, with a plan to find out who he is, and what he wants his life to be. With the help of the enigmatic lookout on the other side of the forest, he ends up getting more out of the experience than he could ever have hoped.
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- Part 1 of seven point three miles
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Sometimes someone telling you they're going to dm you a picture of their model boat isn't a come on.
Aka Ed and Stede are the Gundam Couple
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- Part 4 of Modern Meet Cutes
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Stede Bonnet thought he was finally free by faking his own death with a fuckery and leaving everything to his widow and children.
He was wrong.
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He can’t do this, Ed thinks wildly; he can’t keep cutting away at Ed’s defenses with the lightest presses of fingers and lips, with words softer than silk and sweeter than honey. He can’t pretend Ed isn’t a terrible, broken thing, ready to shatter at the slightest suggestion and slice open everything around him on the jagged shards. He can’t just fucking love him like this, not after everything he’s done and everything he hasn’t. He can’t, he can’t, he can’t—
But he does, and Ed is running out of ways to stop him.
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Alma does try to sleep, but it’s a new place, full of new sounds, and she’s not oblivious like Louis. She’s interested in these things! There are shouts up above, on deck, to haul in the ropes and unfurl the sails. Soon enough, she can feel the ship move all around them. The gentle floating motion deepens into a steady rocking, and the sound of the waves overwhelms the voices. She wishes desperately to hear them. Everyone on deck must be busy setting the course, now! But if everyone’s on deck… There’s probably no one in the hallways. Alma could sneak up and get one last look for the night, see them actually pirating. Then she’ll go right back to bed. Promise!
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Stede had been kissed exactly twice in his life.
Well—three times, actually.
This is the third.
(Or: The Kiss™, told from the perspectives of Stede and Ed.)
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Edward and Stede Bonnet-Teach have spent years together.
Marigold Bonnet-Teach arrived a mere two months ago.
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Ed is terrified about the whole "being a dad" thing.