Two Nickels: Miss Me Miss Me (Now You Gotta...)
Unrelated, complimentary, fics involving misunderstandings/misconceptions. Currently contains:
Hood's Goons get the wrong idea about his relationship with a/the Gotham Vigilante(s)
'Trafficking Victim' Dimension Travel AU
'Blackmailer' Tim
A mini Batkid 'saves' Bruce from a bad man
Tim is (not) a ghost
Baby ghost Jason gets care-dnapped
The Three Incompetent Timnappers
Faux Preg-men-cies
Bobby & Buck (& Eddie) are(n't) just coworkers
David thinks Buck & Eddie are together (he may not be wrong)
Athena's Mom thinks Buck is Bobby’s (& Eddie’s) (she's not exactly wrong)
Eddie hears about Chris' new friend Buck & thinks he's a kid, then he meets Chris' (hot) new teacher...
Roy doesn't have a boyfriend... does he?!
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Steal My Sunshine by akaLiashi (Liashi)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
18 Dec 2025
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“For the record, I totally didn’t send this,” Jason declares, resting his fists judgmentally on his hips and wrinkling the bridge of his nose as he takes in the envelope’s exterior details. “I wouldn’t embarrass myself by printing the address for Wayne Manor in Comic Sans. And I definitely wouldn’t use whatever fresh hell that return address is printed in.”
Taking the bagged envelope in hand again, Bruce moves to the Batcomputer and pulls up the folder of fonts on the system. He glances between the envelope and the sample screen for the font he’d already suspected would be a match.
But clocking the font name gives him a great deal of pause. “Jokerman,” he finally declares in a growl through clenched teeth.
Tim, as it turns out, may not be Jack Drake’s son, but Bruce Wayne’s already got kids he picked out personally. That’s okay though, because Tim’s got a plan for how to deal with this revelation—it’s not like he needs acknowledgement from a second father that doesn’t want him, anyway.
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Two Nickels: 'Blackmailer' Tim -
Five Times Jason Thought Tim Was A Ghost - And the One Time They Figured It Out by SummerKnight717
Fandom: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), DCU, DCU (Comics)
28 Apr 2024
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Wayne Manor is freaking haunted.
Jason has suspected it since the first time he came to live there, but it is now, two years later, that he gets confirmation. Via the sight of the tiny ghost kid hanging out in the library.
Tim Drake knew sneaking into Wayne Manor was asking to be caught by the Bats. But Robin thinks he's a ghost? And Robin wants to be friends?! This is the best day of his life!
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May realised a very long time ago that Buck was basically her stepbrother. So, when the lightning strike finally provided the impetus for Bobby to admit that he also brought a kid into their family, she had every intention of seizing the opportunity to properly integrate Buck into the Grant-Nash family.
And, look, if in the process she also gains a brother-in-law… clearly the universe was just waiting for the opportunity to make that happen.
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Or, the one where May ensures Buck is enfolded properly into the Grant-Nash clan, which means Bobby (and by extension the firefam, because gossip) suddenly gets significantly more insight into the inner workings of the Buckley-Diaz family, and all roads lead to Buddie…
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May <3
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Two Nickels: Bobby & Buck (& Eddie) are(n't) just coworkers - Athena's Mom thinks Buck is Bobby’s (& Eddie’s) (she's not exactly wrong)
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People never realised that Buck was hiding things from them; they always assumed they would be able to tell if he wasn’t being honest. What Buck was good at was keeping secrets. His skills lay in never revealing that there was anything to ask about which meant he was never put into a position where he had to lie. It was why the 118 had no idea Maddie existed until two days after she’d arrived in LA, it was why they hadn’t been aware of how terrible her ex-husband was until he had literally stabbed Chimney and kidnapped Maddie, and it was why it had taken months for them to learn that Buck had made the decision to attempt therapy again. -
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The last thing Tim remembered was red stained sand. His hands pressed into Pru’s neck, blood spilling through his fingers—in Iraq.
He wasn’t in Iraq anymore.
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Or, Tim wakes up in a Gotham where he never existed.
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Two Nickels: 'Trafficking Victim' Dimension Travel AU
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“Oh, sorry,” David says quickly. Then, after a pause and a confused look sent Michael’s way, he elaborates, “Just, Michael had told me you two were dating.”
Well that’s a little weird. Buck doesn’t know Michael too well, but he’s talked to him a few times at group gatherings. Michael thought he and Eddie were a couple this whole time? He looks at the man in question quizzically.
“Well, that’s what May had told me,” Michael explains defensively. Buck and Eddie then turn their eyes to May, who looks a little like a deer in the headlights.
“Wait, but Mom said-”
Before the blame can even properly be placed on Athena, she interrupts. “Bobby told me himself that you two were dating.”
Finally, Buck and Eddie face Bobby questioningly.
“What do you mean, you aren’t dating?” Bobby asks, looking about as confused as everyone else.
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aka literally everyone thinks that buck and eddie are dating
title from poison by jet black alley cat
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Two Nickels: David thinks Buck & Eddie are together (he may not be wrong)