Rose's Ranchers
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Fall Into my Arms (I will Always Hold you) by Rose_kitty
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
30 Jan 2026
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Tango had spent most of his life fighting. Taken as a child, the arena is all he knows. That is until a canary Prince comes to his rescue.
Jimmy is the second Prince of his kingdom. Older siblings and heirs to the throne being twins Pearl and Grian. One day, the family go to watch a gladiator fight, except things seem inhumane and his attention is caught by the brutal Blazeborn in the arena.
Or!! Tango is a gladiator (against his will) and Jimmy is a prince that decides to whisk him away as his personal guard (rescue him from the hell hole he's stuck in).
This fic actually gets pretty dark in some parts. MIND THE TAGS. THEY ARE THERE FOR A REASON.
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- Part 1 of Rose's Ranchers
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After everything went down in the house, the rats ran. They ran through the woods and cold until they come across a house. It's definitely big enough for them. The only strange thing about it is the stone tower built into the side.
Tango is a rat. He's a little inventor rat that lives in the walls of a cozy home owned by a pair of humans. He's pretty content but a tad lonely. That is until new friends come looking for shelter.
Or!! Tango is a rat and they all come to live in his home.
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- Part 2 of Rose's Ranchers
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Jimmy Solidarity is an elementary teacher. He teaches the 3rd grade at the nearest elementary school and is pretty good at his job. His students love him and his coworkers are friendly.
Tango's job description is hard to describe. He does a lot of things in the small town he lives in. He fixes cars, invents machines, builds things, fixes appliances, coding work, he does a lot. He also happens to be Jimmy's crush.
This is the story of two idiots falling head over heels for each other.
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- Part 1 of Jimmy Teacher au
- Part 3 of Rose's Ranchers
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Endless Oceans by Rose_kitty
Fandoms: Subnautica (Video Game), 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
10 Jan 2024
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Tango is an engineer on the aurora ship. Or, well he was until it crashed.
On a planet covered in an endless ocean.Did I mention he has crippling thalassaphobia?
That same crash sent reaper leviathan Jimmy into his proximity.
(Heavily inspired by Thalassaphobia, a fic by Pretzelfishes)
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- Part 4 of Rose's Ranchers
- Part 1 of Tango's Subnautica adventure :)
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Friends in Strange Places by Rose_kitty
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
10 Sep 2023
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Jimmy Solidarity is a hero. He's known as The Sheriff, keeping the peace, helping those who need it, etc.
Tango is a villain. The infamous Dungeon Master, he specializes in all things fire and machine.
Or!! Villain Tango and Hero Jimmy fall for each other despite being on opposite sides.
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- Part 5 of Rose's Ranchers
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Please, Fly me Away on Wings of Gold by Rose_kitty
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
08 Jan 2024
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Jimmy is a dragon. While he doesn't particularly like things that are overly sparkly and shiny, he still doesn't like thieves. Of course when a blaze wanders right in acting strangely... Well it was hard to not be curious.
Tango is a thief. Or well, he was one before he was caught, imprisoned, and sent to what would surely be his death. Stealing from a dragon's den was something only criminally desperate or straight up insane people do. Unfortunately, Tango's landed himself in a position where he's one of those.
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- Part 6 of Rose's Ranchers
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To the Ends of The Earth (I will find you) by Rose_kitty
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP
20 Sep 2023
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Jimmy and Tango are quite happy in their lives in their new relationship. The universe decided they were too comfortable. Everything falls apart and is torn away when the zombie apocalypse begins.
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- Part 7 of Rose's Ranchers
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Somehow, Life gets Even Better by Rose_kitty
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP
25 Sep 2023
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Jimmy and Tango have been dating for a few years now. Tango had moved in and they're both really happy.
Maybe, just maybe, one of them has plans to take their relationship to the next step.
The idea of marriage had been thrown out there several times on the past, it's just up to one of them to take the leap.
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- Part 2 of Jimmy Teacher au
- Part 8 of Rose's Ranchers
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All is Fair in Love and Turfwar by Rose_kitty
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Splatoon, Hermitcraft SMP
20 Nov 2025
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Jimmy was an octoling refugee. DJ Octavo had been defeated by the squid sisters and their song, Calamari Inkantation, managed to give him a kind if clarity he never had before. Leaving the domes, he goes to live a better life in Inkopolis.
Tango was an inkling. He likes turf wars, being competitive, machines, and doing some Salmon Run with his friends. He loved his roller and loved splatting others with it even more.
This is the story of how they meet. Jimmy learns how to live and Tango gains a new best friend.
Aka: I've had Splatoon on my mind so here's the Ranchers Splatoon au no one asked for!
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- Part 9 of Rose's Ranchers
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Jimmy had never been to the nether. Unluckily for him, Grian and Martyn decided to drag him along to collect blaze rods.
Along the way he'll meet friends, make enemies, and find a vast society he didn't know existed.
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- Part 10 of Rose's Ranchers
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Impulse and Tango wanted to start a DND group in their college friend group. Unfortunately, only a few people were able to take the time to show up.
Tango, Cleo, Scott, Pearl, Etho, and new player Jimmy all dive into a world of love and loss. Friendship and betrayal. Compassion and cruelty, all puppeted by dungeon master Impulse. Will our band of mismatched heroes stop the big bad evil guy? Or will the world fall into his evil clutches?
All secrets will be discovered as the tale unfolds.
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- Part 11 of Rose's Ranchers
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Jimmy and his friends Grian, Lizzie, and Joel were a bunch of explorers. Making maps and finding treasure was what they did.
Everything careens downhill, however, when they step foot in a dangerous labyrinth that seems determined to kill them.
(This fic has some slightly darker themes and also gets closer to Stockholm syndrome than I hoped it would. Just be mindful of the tags and happy reading!)
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- Part 12 of Rose's Ranchers
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Ghosts!! by Rose_kitty
Fandoms: Phasmophobia (Video Game), 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
18 Nov 2023
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The JITS crew are a squad of paranormal investigators. Their job is to go to haunted homes and figure out what kind of ghost is there so it can be removed. Easy, right?
One day they take what they assume to be a normal job, only it will change the course of their lives for the foreseeable future.
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- Part 13 of Rose's Ranchers
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D-O-L-L-H-O-U-S-E (I see things that nobody else sees) by Rose_kitty
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
22 Dec 2023
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Jimmy is a doll. He has a wooden skeleton and some padding here and there.
He's perfectly happy with the life he has, living in the dollhouse. He has his cats Norman and Flick and his faceless friend that gives him gifts.
He's a bit lonely though. Luckily, his faceless friend takes notice and gives him the gift of a new playmate.
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- Part 14 of Rose's Ranchers
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Jimmy and his crew are traveling mercenaries. Typically they take jobs to escort people or goods with their ship GIGGS, named after her original crew, or to investigate various things.
Everything changes one day when, during a mission, they're forced by pirates to take refuge in an abandoned space station.
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- Part 15 of Rose's Ranchers
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Canaries and Cages by Rose_kitty
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP
07 Nov 2025
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Tango, resident blazeborn and all around good guy, had been accused of starting a house fire. Pursued by the angry townsfolk, he runs into a cave system to hide, finding a canary trapped in a cage. When he gently cradles the small bird in his hands, he's unaware that the canary is a god.
Jimmy was a god of fortune. Those who pleased him were spared from his wrath while those who wronged him suffered terrible misfortune. One day, a jealous and evil being sealed him away deep in a dark cave, caging the canary for good. That was, until a blaze came along, freeing Jimmy out of the kindness in his heart.
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- Part 16 of Rose's Ranchers
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Love, Trust, and Pixie Dust by Rose_kitty
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, Disney Fairies | Tinker Bell (Movies)
14 Nov 2025
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Tango experiences something strange when his wings begin to glow along the winter border. In order to get to the bottom of things, he just might have to break a few rules. That's ok though, Tango was never really one to follow them anyway.
(Yes this is a Ranchers Tinkerbell au)
Previously Life, Trust, and Pixie Dust
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- Part 17 of Rose's Ranchers
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For you, I'll do anything by Rose_kitty for AutoCrafted
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
30 Oct 2023
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Jimmy knew something was wrong with Tango. Against his better judgement (and his friend's concerns), he breaks onto Hermitcraft to ensure his soulmate's safety.
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- Part 18 of Rose's Ranchers
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Jimmy was very happy when he landed a job as a chef at his local pizza place.
It was a small restaurant, slowly growing in popularity and owned and run by two guys. He just didn't expect the one to be INCREDIBLY attractive.
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- Part 19 of Rose's Ranchers
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Fractured Memories, like a Stained Glass Window by Rose_kitty
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
16 Jan 2024
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After an accident, Tango landed in the hospital. He'd lost his memories due to the injuries he sustained.
It's scary sure, but he has his friends to help him out at least even if he doesn't really remember them all that well. If only he could figure out why the man with the yellow wings always looks so sad when he's around.
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- Part 20 of Rose's Ranchers