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And how could you be no one / When you're everything to me? by dickweed7
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics)
23 Sep 2025
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“Not gonna lie, Tim, didn’t think my first tour of Wayne Manor would include breaking and entering onto your own roof.”
“That’s how you know you’re getting the authentic experience.”
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4 times Kon visits the Wayne Manor and the 1 time Tim visits the Kent home.
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- Part 1 of DC stands for "Dickweed7's Canon"
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“You’ve been so good to me...Let me make you feel good too, c’mon...Tell me what you want,” he urged, voice low, intimate.
Kon leaned into him, burying his head in Tim’s shoulder, letting himself be seen and held in a way he rarely allowed. “Can I—can I fuck you? Please, Tim,” he asked, vulnerability cracking through his voice, thick with need. “Please, let me, I’ll be so good,” he whined
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pure timkon smut because i am insane
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- Part 2 of DC stands for "Dickweed7's Canon"
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Timothy Drake was brilliant. But brilliance couldn’t make them stay.
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From childhood neglect to hero and heart, Tim Drake discovers that true strength lies in letting himself be loved, not just saving the world.
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- Part 3 of DC stands for "Dickweed7's Canon"
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And I swear to you I'll give you / More than I have tonight by dickweed7
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics)
27 Sep 2025
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“He’s Superboy,” Tim hissed, running a hand through his hair. “He is literally the biological offspring of Superman and Lex Luthor. How do you even begin to tell someone like that you have romantic feelings for them? What do I do? What’s the protocol? Because I’m going to die. That’s what’s going to happen. I’m going to die—again. And I don’t mean that in a Jay-joking-about-it way, I mean it. But I also don’t want to die before telling him, because this isn’t Shakespeare—”
“How did you get in my apartment?” Dick interrupted, eyebrows lifting. “I set up defenses that B’ never even trained us for.”
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Tim wants to confess to Kon. He doesn’t know how. So he asks his family for advice.
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- Part 4 of DC stands for "Dickweed7's Canon"
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“Now. Tell me what happened tonight.”
Jason’s throat tightened. He leaned harder into the throttle, the engine screaming in his ears. “I don’t want to talk about it.”
“Alright,” she said easily, not pushing. “Then don’t. But I am going to suggest something you’re not gonna like.”
Jason huffed, low and bitter. “This is the part where you tell me to journal, huh?”
Dinah actually chuckled. “You’d crumple that notebook up before you finished the first line. No. I mean, talk to someone you trust. Someone who doesn’t just see you as the Red Hood, or as Batman’s mistake. Someone who knows you.”
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In which Jason gets into an argument with Bruce and talks it out with Diana.
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- Part 5 of DC stands for "Dickweed7's Canon"
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Kon leaned in closer, his breath warm against Tim’s skin. His lips brushed across the side of Tim’s neck, a fleeting ghost of contact before teeth grazed lightly, scraping against the sensitive spot just below his jaw. The sensation shot down Tim’s spine like static, making his shoulders tense before he shivered.
“I know a way you could have some—” Kon bit gently again, savoring the way Tim’s pulse jumped beneath his mouth—“good, strong stimulation.”
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or, in which Tim can't sleep and Kon helps (wink, wink, innuendo, innuendo)
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- Part 6 of DC stands for "Dickweed7's Canon"
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if you speak, then I would move / then I would run right where you are by dickweed7
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics)
02 Oct 2025
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Kon never pushed. He never demanded answers. He just accepted whatever Tim could give, however much or little. And that acceptance made the voice louder, somehow—because it meant Kon trusted him. It meant one day, Tim might have to trust Kon back.
He just didn’t think that day would have to come so soon.
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After a mission, Tim storms off after an argument with his family. Worried— because of his history with self-harm— they call Kon to keep an eye on him, just in case he does something he’ll regret.
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- Part 7 of DC stands for "Dickweed7's Canon"
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“Can’t—” Tim gasped, thrashing under the hold. “Hurts, Kon. Please, it’s not—it’s not enough.”
Kon’s jaw flexed. He looked at Tim like he was fighting something inside himself, torn between restraint and pure want. Then, with a slow exhale, he slid Tim’s gloves off, tossing them aside, and replaced Tim’s own hand with his own, shoving it into Tim’s pants
The sound Tim made was raw, guttural, pulled from someplace deep. His body arched off the bed, eyes squeezing shut as Kon stroked him with an easy, firm rhythm.
“Shhh,” Kon murmured, leaning closer, his free hand braced against the sheets near Tim’s head. “I’ve got you, Rob. Just breathe. Let me take care of it.”
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or, in which Tim is dosed with a new strain of Ivy's sex pollen and calls his bestfriend/longtime crush, Kon-El for help.
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- Part 8 of DC stands for "Dickweed7's Canon"
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You're right where you need to be. by dickweed7
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
07 Oct 2025
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“Good afternoon,” she said quickly, almost rehearsed. “I’m Caroline Torres with Gotham’s Child Protective Services.”
Alfred blinked once, twice. Shock, though he concealed it behind the neutral mask decades of service had honed.
“We received a report that raised some concerns about a child’s safety and well-being at this residence, and I need to ask some questions. Can I come in?”
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Or in which GCPS is called on the Wayne Family.
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- Part 9 of DC stands for "Dickweed7's Canon"
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Tim Drake’s report on his adoptive sister, Cassandra Cain.
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- Part 10 of DC stands for "Dickweed7's Canon"
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it's hard to ever feel intact by dickweed7
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Young Justice (Comics)
07 Oct 2025
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For a moment, Tim didn’t respond. The air between them was tense, humming with unspoken things—hurt, pride, maybe even fear.
Finally, Tim muttered, “You sound like your father.”
Kon froze. He didn’t need to ask which one; Tim was smart enough to phrase it the way he did, for the words to cut up and under his ribs.
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or in which, Kon and Tim have a bad argument after a mission. Kon starts to feel like he's too much like Luthor. Luthor doesn't help, Kara does.
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- Part 11 of DC stands for "Dickweed7's Canon"
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I think I've seen this love before by dickweed7, ur_ravenclaw_uncle
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
08 Oct 2025
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Bruce Wayne took pride in his children.
Despite only one being his biological child, he loved them all equally. And despite how much they asked, he did not have a favorite. Not that anyone would ever admit it—they were all too stubborn, too smart, too chaotic to let him get away with playing favorites.
It wasn’t easy. Some of them called him “Dad” without hesitation, others stumbled over the word, as if daring him to be more human than he’d been trained to be. Some had no words at all, only gestures, glances, or unspoken needs. And yet, every single one of them left an impression he couldn’t shake, a mark that Thomas and Martha Wayne had left on him too.
He thought about it sometimes, bitterly or fondly depending on the day: how his parents had set an example he couldn’t follow, how their absence shaped him, and how these kids—these impossible, infuriating, brilliant kids—forced him to be the father they needed.
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or,the first time each of the Batfamily call Bruce "dad" and the first time he calls them his kids
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- Part 12 of DC stands for "Dickweed7's Canon"
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That’s when Tim listened a little closer, isolating a quick, shallow stutter in Kon’s breathing, and then the muffled sound of fabric scrunching. “Kon, are you jerking off right now?”
That earned him a low groan. “Y-yeah,” He said, the word coming out a little strangled. “Was doing it when you called, thought I’d just finish up really quick, but you know me too well, huh?” He said.
Tim’s face flushed hot, suddenly feeling the damp, unbearable friction in his boxers. “What? You couldn’t wait until tomorrow?” Tim asked, a slight cockiness in his tone.
“Baby, I’ve been suffering without you,” Kon said.
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or in which, supers were banned from the Wayne manor for a month and Tim and Kon are too horny for that.
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- Part 13 of DC stands for "Dickweed7's Canon"
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“I said, go away,” Tim repeated, his voice strained and quiet under the steam and noise.
Kon sighed, placing the shampoo on the counter with a soft thud. “At least turn the water down, it’s going to scald you,” he called out.
Tim ripped the shower curtain back to glare at him. He was sitting curled up on the tiled floor of the tub, fully dressed in a thick, too-large t-shirt that Kon was almost certain was his. Based on the murderous look Tim was giving him, he was not about to ask. “Leave, Kon,” he repeated, his voice cutting through the noise.
“Baby—” Kon tried, stepping closer when he saw the glint of tears rolling down Tim’s face.
“Kon-El.”
That was the nuclear option. Kon-El was reserved for life-or-death situations, a reprimand, or the most serious possible boundary. Kon didn't hesitate. He slowly backed out of the bathroom, pulling the door shut until the click of the latch was deafeningly loud.
Yeah. Kon had no idea what to do.
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or, in which Tim gets his period and Kon does his best to help.
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- Part 14 of DC stands for "Dickweed7's Canon"
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She looked so much like Tim. Like a female Tim who somehow knew how to wear makeup and didn't look like she lived exclusively on caffeine and adrenaline. Kon didn’t even realize his jaw had dropped open until the dry air hit the back of his throat.
She smiled sweetly at Kon, her teeth a perfect, flashing white. “I’m Caroline,” she said, her voice quiet but confident.
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or, in which Kon flirts with a pretty girl who looks like Tim while they're on a mission. Kon doesn't know that said pretty girl is Tim.
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- Part 15 of DC stands for "Dickweed7's Canon"
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Tim cleared his throat, the sound dry and nervous. “This is really hard for me to say, actually,” he started, feeling the weight of the moment press down. “I’ve known for pretty much my whole life and… I want you guys to know from me, because of a decision I will soon be making that affects the Drake name,” he said, deliberately invoking the one thing they truly valued: their reputation.
His father sat up instantly, the casual slump disappearing. His attention was now fully and chillingly focused on Tim.
“It will be revealed to the world soon that I am bisexual,” Tim stated, the words clear and level. “And I have a boyfriend named Conner,” he finished.
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In which Tim decides to come out to his family. It does not go as he planned.
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- Part 16 of DC stands for "Dickweed7's Canon"
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“I’m gonna die,” Kon mumbled, his voice thick with desire and distress. “How am I meant to get intel when I’m dead because you’re too hot?” He looked at Tim in the mirror, his eyes wide as he watched his boyfriend meticulously adjust his little side bangs to blend seamlessly with the extensions.
“Well, I’m the one who’s actually going to be flirting with the evil ambassador,” Tim reminded him calmly, turning around in Kon's hands to face him, the hem of the dress swirling around his legs. His elegantly gloved hands—a necessary touch to complete the illusion—moved immediately to adjust Kon’s slightly crooked tie, correcting the minor imperfection with automatic precision. “You’re just there to look pretty and cover me if anything goes wrong. No one will question Lex Luthor’s son at a gala with a girl.”
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In which Tim and Kon go undercover for an intel mission, Tim flirts with an ambassador, Kon gets jealous.
this is technically a part two to, "I saw her in the rightest way", but can be read as a standalone.
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- Part 17 of DC stands for "Dickweed7's Canon"
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for once in my life, I didn't care that I was scared by dickweed7
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics)
17 Oct 2025
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The video conference flickered on, showing the worried, familiar faces of Clark Kent and Diana Prince.
"You're having a dinner party to show the media you aren't homophobic?" Clark asked, his brow furrowed in classic journalistic skepticism.
Diana crossed her arms over her gleaming armor. "And you want us to come? As support?"
Bruce nodded once, tightly. "Yes," he said. "It's imperative. And yes, you are both necessary."
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or in which Bruce Wayne is accused of being homophobic and proves to the media he isn't by holding an extremely awkward dinner.
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- Part 18 of DC stands for "Dickweed7's Canon"
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“You’re right, Rob,” Kon’s voice was low, heavy, and sounded like the rumble of a distant freight train. “That was my fault. I got my little bird so worked up, he came running to his bed to try and soothe himself.” He took another step, then another, until he was standing right beside the bed, looming over Tim’s prone, half-exposed body. “I should help you sort out the mess I made.”
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or in which Tim is fed up with not having sex with Kon because of his identity being a secret.
this is pwp guys
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- Part 19 of DC stands for "Dickweed7's Canon"
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“It's not about corpses, Cassie, it’s about man’s capacity to destroy what he loves through his own ambition,” Kon corrected, the sheer dramatic weight of the sentence contrasting sharply with his bright blue t-shirt and jeans. He leaned forward, resting his chin on his hands, looking directly at Bart. "Life, although it may only be an accumulation of anguish, is dear to me, and I will defend it."
Bart blinked rapidly. "Okay, now you're just being depressing. Did you run out of ice cream? I swear I only ate the—"
"He's quoting Frankenstein," Tim muttered, not looking up from his screen, fingers flying across the keyboard. “I got him to read it a while ago."
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or in which Tim gets Kon to read Frankenstein and Kon begins to quote it at inappropriate and appropriate times.
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- Part 20 of DC stands for "Dickweed7's Canon"