12 Works in Count Olaf Bashing (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
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𝘎𝘰𝘥, 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨? (𝘎𝘰𝘥, 𝘸𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦?) by DionysusMyPops
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
11 Jul 2025
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A Series of Unfortunate Events for Morons by PlatinumGlow
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)
28 May 2025
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So, you want to read A Series of Unfortunate Events, don’tcha? The pseudonymous author Lemony Snicket’s flagship of fantastic writing, an intricate tale that spans a whole book series, three seasons of a banger Netflix show, and a movie everyone chooses to forget? But you can’t, probably because you haven’t been able to find all 13 books recently.
Well, never fear, for I can summarize the whole series for you! All thirteen novels of horrors no child should go through, eye tattoos that are the exact opposite of classy, a secret fire department and an incomplete tea set that probably holds the secrets of the universe. Should be a good time.Also, just a disclaimer: This series has an unhealthy amount of disdain, abuse, physical and verbal, and just general hatred towards kids from the villains and characters around them. If that makes you uncomfortable, this might not be the fic for you.
2025 EDIT: I'm ending at the Slippery Slope. I tried to see it to the end, I really did, but I can't. Maybe I'll finish it one day, but that day is not today. See you in the next fic.
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something to cry about by Anonymous
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
22 Apr 2025
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You cry a lot, it’s just a fact.
Olaf decides to give you something to cry about.
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Hey Wait is That Neil Patrick Harris? by TeaDragonDreams
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
17 Mar 2025
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Oswald Cobblepot has two unexpected problems: not only can he not get his mayoral campaign to take flight, but an unfortunately dressed stranger has just invaded his lounge.
He sincerely hopes that they do not start a flash mob.
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- Part 1 of The Avian Adopter
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where do we go from here? by fruggin_bitch
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
21 Aug 2024
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Violet froze as she made eye contact. She knew those eyes. She knew that face, and he knew hers. His hair was shorter than she remembered, and he wore a suit jacket instead of a snow parka, but it was definitely him. He stared back at her, just as surprised to see her as she was him. She knew she looked different, and couldn’t help hoping that he recognized her all the same.
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after five long years, the baudelaires and quagmires find each other again :)
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- Part 1 of The Bends
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The Mendacious Mansion. by StarzGutz
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
05 Jun 2024
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Dear Reader,
For your own safety, I beg that you stop reading. Nothing good can come from reading any further than this sentence. If you have already gotten to this point in the Baudelaire's tale, you may be distraught and crestfallen, but it isn't to late to stop. On the flip side, if this is the first time you have read about these three unlucky, unhappy orphans, save yourself the emotional turmoil and stop now.
THE MENDACIOUS MANSION is by far the most tragic and hardest chapter in the Baudelaire orphan's lives I've had to write about. In this story, I am very sorry to say, is no happiness, instead misery and woe. Sadly, this part of the unfortunate tale contains a kidnapping plot, a brattish girl and her deranged parents, several evil associates, abuse and two sisters with an iron resolve to save their abducted brother.
It is my duty to report the story of what happened to the Baudelaires - but it is not yours to read and indure the story of the Baudelaires. Your duty is to read something brighter and happier than this.With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket (not really - StarzGutz)
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Hey, The Baudelaires Have Trauma. Let's Explore That. by FriendlyNeighborhoodNonbinary
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
14 Jul 2023
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A collection of one-shots about A Series of Unfortunate Events mostly exploring the Baudelaire's massive amounts of trauma. I also have a series of 'What Ifs,' exploring different endings to all thirteen books. Most of the stories are set after 'The End' but obviously the 'What If' stories are set in their respective books.
I started this five years ago and finished it three years ago. I'm now editing and reuploading this whole collection from Wattpad, where it was called Series of Unfortunate Events One-shots, What-ifs, and Drabbles.
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Look Away by AlisoneDavies
Fandoms: Gossip Girl (TV 2007), A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, Original Work, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Lost (TV 2004)
14 Jul 2023
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Cette histoire va gâcher ta soirée, toute ta vie et ta journée, chaque paragraphe n'est que consternation et angoisse, alors détourne le regard et ne clique pas sur ce lien...
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- Part 90 of Cauchemars en série
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Back to Normal by lycheedelights
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
10 Mar 2023
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Two years after returning from the island, the Baudelaire siblings finally have a shot at a regular life when Violet inherits their fortune. Immediately, she enrols her siblings back into school to finish their education. But even with endless possibilities, how could they possibly return to a life they never had? This is the aftermath of the unfortunate events that the Baudelaire's lived through, filled with a whole lot of angst, PTSD, and anxiety.
In which Klaus Baudelaire struggles with returning back into the life he should have had.
Written in third person POV.
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An extended showing of regrettable circumstances by UrDadtextMe
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
22 Dec 2022
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Violet, Klaus and Sunny are unable to talk their way out of the "Marvelous" Marriage, which unfortunately leads to a night of violence Violet can't seem to regret, and a dissolved marriage, and a new pair of guardians.
She's not sure she can handle this.
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The Delicate Art of Only Being Able to See Your Soulmate in Your Shared Lucid Dream by plantparent404
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
04 Jun 2022
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That awkward moment you learn how to walk into your gay crush's lucid dream and accidentally gain magic, right? (laughs awkwardly)
This is going to be all kinds of weird.
Edit 12/16/2021 (december 16 2021): short hiatus into the new year for unexpected (and a few expected) personal reasons. this is not abandoned, i just am dealing with some stuff
edit July 2022: this work is ABANDONED. there will be no further updates to this work. i still want it in my name, so I'm not orphaning it, but there will be no future chapters.
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- Part 2 of dunklaus babey!
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Heat by bea_bickerknife
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
10 Sep 2017
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What does a villainess who has everything get for one who wants nothing? An abandoned logging town...and a match.