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    (20 Years Post TOA)
    FIRST SEQUENCE:

    It started with a statue, a girl, and a god.

    Look, everything was meant to be normal for Cassia Dubois until she found out her father was a god.

    Not exactly a great conversation starter.

    When Cassia is claimed at Camp Half-Blood by Apollo, she is sent off immediately on a quest to find his golden bow. Somebody has stolen Apollo's bow, and it's up to highly unqualified Cassia to locate it and bring it back within a week. Easy enough, right?

    Wrong.

    SECOND SEQUENCE:

    Drakons are looming. Of course, the gods refuse to help, so it's up to the demigods to figure out a way to bring new kids back, and keep themselves alive. However, on one particular team, issues seem to crop up like weeds. The gods have their expectations, but the kids have one goal: stay alive.

    THIRD SEQUENCE:

    Hey man, when you need the cash...

    (First and second sequences are complete, third is a WIP)

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    60/?
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    27
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    66
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    13
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    Five times the earth will shake,

    A grave warning made aware.

    Five decisions Wisdom’s daughter will make,

    12 bodies across the river.

    The body of War makes one fatal mistake,

    To mark the end of an era.

    By summer’s peak, a new power emerges,

    By summer’s fall, two more fall with it.

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    31,483
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    359
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    128
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    13,692
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    After two wars, Percy Jackson thought she had finally figured out how the Greek world works. But things are changing. Monsters have stopped turning to dust and the Gods are whispering about some event. That’s not to mention the mortal heroes and other pantheons Percy is suddenly entangled with.

    Left alone in the world, how is Percy supposed to survive now?

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    English
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    87,520
    Chapters:
    93/93
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    214
    Kudos:
    916
    Bookmarks:
    216
    Hits:
    46,710
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    Historic wildfires have been wreaking havoc across Arizona and Utah, growing large enough to create their own climates and unpredictable weather systems. Three now adult demigods concede to take on one last quest in order to end a conflict that hits a little too close to home.

    ~OR~

    Clarisse, Chris, and Leo help Hephaestus and Aeolus regain control of their domains after they were destabilized by humans— something that Typhon and Phoroneus have taken advantage of.

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    English
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    1,114
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    1
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    1
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    29
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    "'You know, I would have thought you’d be gloating.'

    Percy raised an eyebrow at the seven foot tall god who had somehow crammed himself onto the very small bench of a school cafeteria table. 'I think that it’s illegal for you to break into a school and harass a student that you reportedly kidnapped as a child.'"

    ---

    Like Dionysus, Ares is trying to be nice. Like Dionysus, it isn't coming across that way.

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    English
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    694
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    129
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    8
    Hits:
    862
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    He blinked.

    It hurts.

    That's all Percy can think about as he laid still, his shirt soaked with the crimson color of blood.

    He Felt his Thoughts becoming more foggy as the time passed. Likely from the insane amount of lost blood.

    •°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•

    Alternate summary: percy dies and chooses to go back in time to save his friends.

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    10,290
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    40
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    277
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    73
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    4,257
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    Mr.D has started a chat group with the other Olympians gods - The big three.

    He added Percy.

    Chaos ensues.

    (Aka: The gods are good parents and now plan to show it.)

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    1,454
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    31
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    244
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    2,134
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    Percy's life isn't set in stone.
    A change of the winds and he could have followed a very different path.
    Instead of marrying Gabe to protected Percy.
    Sally chooses to out run destiny. For six years they travel, undisturbed by the world of gods and monsters.
    Until it came crashing, quite literally, through their wall.

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    2,327
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1,063
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    The complete guide to Clarisse La Rue’s powers and abilities with special bonus commentaries from monsters, her godly relatives, and "admirers" (*cough stalkers and jealous bastards cough*) who seek to pass on their advice and wisdom on how to deal with feral demigods to the next generation of half-blood killers.

    (EDIT) Agrius: Anyone know why demigods are starting to smell less tasty?

    (EDIT) Kelli: Your guess is as good as mine.

    (EDIT) Oreius: Maybe it has to do with that new prophecy?

    (EDIT) Minos: What new prophecy?

    (EDIT) Lamia: I will never allow that brutish daughter of Ares to break my curse.

     

    **Disclaimer: If you just want to read the plot/humorous parts with the monsters commenting on Clarisse's powers and abilities I would skip to chapter 15**

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    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    235
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    4,181
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    5
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    46
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    13
    Hits:
    1,802
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    ¿Qué pasa cuando el dios de la guerra renace como un niño enclenque en una familia ultra religiosa?

    Ares, degradado a la vida mortal tras una broma mal calculada contra Zeus, descubre que su nueva batalla no será con ejércitos… sino con hormonas, deberes escolares y una niña de ojos verdes que podría ser su mayor enemiga… o su única aliada.

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    Español
    Words:
    32,317
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    844
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    6
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    200
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    Adonis Agapius. That was his new name.

    Never had he thought he would one day wake up in the Percy Jackson universe. And neither did he ever thought that such a thing would come with consequences... Such as being the son of Priapus, and being a dad who was, quite literally, pregnant.

    Well... At least he has this weird book thing that gives him stuff as long as he accomplishes things.

    This is a silly fic. Don't take it too serious.
    A bit of a Celestial Grimoire/Jumpchain thing, bear with me as I explore this weird thought I had.

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    English
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    3,813
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1,003
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    Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon, is sent to Camp Half-Blood to train with other demigods after training with Gods for years. Strong and confident, he doesn’t quite fit in with the campers, who are more afraid of him than anything. But as he settles in, he starts to realize there’s more to his destiny than he thought.

    An alternate universe version of Percy Jackson and The Olympians.

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    English
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    6,089
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    679
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    My take on what would happen if the worlds of Harry potter, Percy Jackson and Seven deadly sins were one adding in one very over powerfull Titan Queen and other pre-Primordial characters to the mix. It may not make any sense

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    1,543
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Zeus, no surprise to anyone tries to kill Percy Jackson. Why? Because as history has proven time and time again, Zeus is a bastard that can't accept no as an answer. And honestly, who is going to fight against him? After all, Percy Jackson has been a thorn in his side since his birth, no matter how much of a hypocrite he was for it.

    And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for Hestia and...

    And...

    Mother.

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    7,222
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
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    283
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    105
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    5,859
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    The little child had the potential of a fierce warrior. That was what Gleeson Hedge thought when he first layed eyes on the little demigod: such a small, but fierce girl.
    He turned toward the girl sleeping on the ground...unaware of the terrifying dream that had awakened him
    The choice was killing him... leaving this little girl without getting her to camp, knowing she would most likely die...or visiting his mother right away to make sure she was safe.
    How could he be a protector when he couldn't even make such a decision?

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    3,246
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    641
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    The Prophecy weighs on them, at that beach with Ares.

    After the Underworld, after everything, Clarisse must make a choice.

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    English
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    1,452
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    690
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    4,500
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    Shiran bat Ares has a conversation with her dad. It doesn’t go very well.

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    English
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    1,240
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    223
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    Percy Jackson’s life changes when he discovers his demigod heritage. At Camp Half-Blood, he meets Lucien Marinette, an unexpected and tender-hearted son of Ares. Unlike his war-hungry siblings, Lucien struggles with his fierce lineage and yearning for connection. Luke Castellan, the dominant and charismatic leader of the Hermes cabin, sees something special in Lucien and is drawn to control and possess him.

    As Percy, Lucien, Annabeth, and Grover embark on their quest to retrieve Zeus’s stolen lightning bolt, secret desires threaten to unravel their mission.

    Familiar adventures intertwine with new depths of sensual exploration and emotional entanglement. The gods' conflicts and the half-blood prophecy add electrifying tension. Can they fulfill their quest, or will their desires tear them apart?

    This is canon complacent and contains mature themes, explicit content, and various kinks. Reader discretion is advised.

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    English
    Words:
    101,386
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    5,959

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