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    In typical Xie Lian manner, the poor omega turned and tripped right over a rolling cart stocked with supplies, sending it ricocheting off the hallway walls and into the lobby, leaving dents as it went. Xie Lian, on the other hand, lost his footing immediately and began tumbling towards the ground. As the dark tile floor grew closer to his face, he shut his eyes tightly, trying to cringe away from impending doom. Then, a secure hold fastened around his waist, keeping him aloft above the hard floor with his feet barely supporting him like a fawn finding its legs.

    “Careful,” A deep voice called from above as he was righted back onto stable ground. Xie Lian turned just as the beaded curtain fell back over the very last studio space’s entrance. His heart gave a few rapid beats (which he blamed on adrenaline from the fall) as realization dawned that this was Hua Cheng’s studio. And the alpha who’d just saved him from a nasty spill certainly was not He Xuan.

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    49/?
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    467
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    82
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    "Blood-stained white robes. Golden eyes that seemed to sparkle—or perhaps burn hotter than the lava surrounding them. Pale skin with an odd glow? Maybe all calamities would glow when newly christened. Long dark brunette hair that flowed freely behind said being.

    It wielded no weapon. Perhaps he didn’t need it. His hands were clean, with long elegant fingers, the kind used to wield a sword—but there was none."

    OR:

    Do you ever wish we had more of calamity Xie Lian? Yeah same
    So here, an au where he emerges from the kiln instead of ascending for the third time.

    I dont know how to tag, so I guess I will just do it as I go.
    English is not my first language.

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    35,170
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    30/45
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    130
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    290
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    67
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    5,870
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    After the battle with Jun Wu, everyone was trying to piece together what they had left of their lives.
    Only Mu Qing was holding together the broken shards.
    Hua Cheng, whom Xie Lian loved, had faded.
    Xie Lian, once-esteemed martial god, god of war, was absolutely shattered.
    Feng Xin, a powerful archer, a martial god of the southeast, was heavily injured.
    But...
    Mu Qing, more injured than them all, lost more than them all, worked harder than them all...

    Pretended like nothing was wrong as he suffered.

    Will he get caught in the act of it all?

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    12/?
    Comments:
    79
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    330
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    41
    Hits:
    4,890
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    Xie Lian's first day of school starts with a glance... and ends with an obsession.
    She walks the hallway — mismatched eyes, quiet and fierce. She doesn't notice him.
    But he can't look away.

    While his friends warn him that nothing good can come from getting close to someone like her, Xie Lian finds himself drawn to the girl with the red eye.

    And the more he watches her, the more he wants her.
    And the more he wants her... the less he’s willing to let anyone else have her.

    Language:
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    19,598
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    54
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    6
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    797
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    Xie Lian has everything he thought he ever wanted—a wonderful job, a comfortable relationship, a steady life.

    And then Hua Cheng walks in.

    He carries sleeping toddlers on his back, then spills blood in the ring. He debates the ethics of fairy tales like it’s a blood sport, wipes tears from Xie Lian’s face with the same hands that break bones, whispers filth in his ear that leaves him flushed for hours.

    He touches Xie Lian like he’s already his, like it’s only a matter of time—
    and Xie Lian can’t get him out of his head.

    Language:
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    54,274
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    190
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    247
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    57
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    3,470
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    TW: сексуализированное насилие

    Се Лянь много раз задавал себе один и тот же вопрос: в какой момент он сломался безвозвратно? Было ли это в день, когда деревянный кол вонзился ему в сердце? Нет. Была ли это темнота гроба, наполненного собственной липкой кровью, что разрушила его? Тоже нет.
    Или это был момент, когда он впервые поймал на себе жадный взгляд Владыки? Или когда первый раз за неправильную реплику в разговоре он получил пощечину? Может быть это был день, когда руки Владыки впервые оказались под нижним слоем его одеяния и его обеты были разорваны (вырваны, смяты, выпотрошены и брошены в грязь)? Но чаще всего Се Лянь все же винил тот день, когда он сдался.

    Или: Се Ляня спасает из гроба Цзунь У, запирает в дворце и держит как пленника. Но Се Лянь в конце концов сбегает с помощью неизвестного союзника и оказывается в Призрачном городе, скрывая свое имя и внешность. Фанфик планируется как исследование восстановления после травмы. Будет много боли, но и хорошее тоже будет!
    Как говорится, первый фанфик, не судите строго.

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    Русский
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    65,634
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    55
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    92
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    12
    Hits:
    1,403
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    It’s the season of gratitude and love! So when Xie Lian watches all of the large families in Puqi Village begin hosting parties for themselves, Xie Lian gets the great idea to invite his “family” over for dinner. Little does he know, all of the ingredients for disaster were going to brew in his small shack…

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    1/1
    Kudos:
    19
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    1
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    200
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    Hua Cheng had lost everything over a millennium ago when Xie Lian, his mate, died before Hua Cheng was able to tie their lives together. Now all he could do was wait for his soul to reincarnate in order to once again be with the love of his life. But things aren't as they seem, as even after the two reconnect, the person who killed Xie Lian is still lurking around, and this time, they're coming for both of them.

    Or Hua Cheng tries to re-seduce Xie Lian after he reincarnates, while Xie Lian is also trying to re-seduce Hua Cheng because both of them think the other forgot about them, all while trying to avoid a cultist trying to regain immortality.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    12
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    74
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    13
    Hits:
    782
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    -¡No es justo!

    -¡Que sea mejor dibujando que tú no significa que sea injusto!

    -¡Es injusto porque eres el favorito de Lian-Ge! ¡Obviamente tu dibujos estara en la pared! ¡Es injusto!

    Hua Cheng no veía fallas en esa lógica, tenía 4 años , pero el ya sabía el prestigio de su posición. Una posición por la que había luchado en el kindergarden, alias guardería.

    Porque este era el primer paso para su plan, el plan de casarse con su Gege, el siguiente era...

    -¿Gege se casaría conmigo?-Xie Lian río cariñoso.

    -Hua Cheng tienes 4 años.

    -¿Y cuando cumpla 18?

    Habían percances pero, todo iba según el plan.

     

    O Xie Lian es el joven ayudante en una guardería de pequeños niños y no puede evitar mimar y adorar al pequeño Hua Cheng que le regala flores, mientras Hua Cheng lucha por que su propuesta de matrimonio sea tomada en serio.

    -----------------------
    Así es, esta es una excusa de Fluff descarada porque vi un arte de Hua Cheng en una guardería con una flor para su Gege. Y me dio ternura. Así que Hua Cheng será muy muy mimado por Xie lian.

    Lo logrará?

    Language:
    Español
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    23,578
    Chapters:
    16/17
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1,086
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    Pre-canon retelling from Jun Wu’s pov, from ascension as Crown Prince Wuyong to fall as Heavenly Emperor.

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    Ancient kingdom Wuyong had four great treasures.

    Bountiful beauties, the silken six arts, music that flowed lush like a lute on fresh spring meadows, and one renowned Crown Prince.

    How to describe this Crown Prince? Needless to say, he was a spectacular individual. Revered among the nobles, loved by his people, he was the prized gem that shone bright on Wuyong’s green plateaus, the iridescent iris of a slowly blinking, revolving eye. Thus, it came to absolutely no one’s surprise when one day, in a flash of bright light, the Crown Prince ascended, sword in one hand, willow branch in another, a dazzling smile lighting up his youthful face. He had just been seventeen.

    “Blessed by the Heavens!” cried tens of thousands of Wuyong citizens who had gathered to witness the sight, each gushing with excitement, shoving their companions in the shoulder as the sun beamed down upon them in heatwaves of royal white. “We have Heaven’s Official Blessing! Let No Paths Be Bound.”

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    3/?
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    8
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    1
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    "I know you, Hua Cheng. You have never done anything that has not served yourself. Why propose this plan now?"

    Hua Cheng thought of a parade, falling from a wall, kind eyes and reassuring words. He thought of despair and loss. Millennia alone. Then those same eyes on an idol poster.

    "I'm bored, and this seems like fun."

    Or: Heaven's Hunters is an idol group focused not only on performing for their adoring fans, but on protective the world from the wrath of ghosts by using their music to maintain a barrier between the human realm and the ghost realm. On the cusp of achieving the goal set by their godly ancestors, a new idol group emerges - The Calamities. Not only are they a threat to Heaven's Hunters popularity, but their status as powerful ghosts poses a danger to everything Hunters have worked toward. Xie Lian should hate this group of meddling ghosts- so why does he fell so comfortable with their leader? And why does he seem so familiar?

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    12,773
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    8
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    71
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    15
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    1,131
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    In the ruins of Xianle two old lovers meet again. Will they be able to look eye to eye after all those years of tragedy? Will they be able to forgive or will they keep the grudges built years ago? Is it even right to forgive?

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    1,202
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    1/?
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    2
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    11
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    106
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    The civil goddess gave him a strange look, “Your highness...” She replied slowly, as if trying to find the right words. “Deputy Mu Qing, had ascended to godhood in the upper court…”
    Xie lian beamed, happy for his old friend, “That’s great!"
    “But..”
    “But?”
    The older sighed, “Deputy Mu qing… had jumped down from heaven shortly after he ascended.”
    ~
    What if Mu Qing had left heaven? What if Hua cheng wasn't searching for Xie lian alone?

    Language:
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    8,656
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    59
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    247
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    39
    Hits:
    3,535
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    Years after Xie Lian's life was upended, Shi Qingxuan gives him the suggestion of opening a plant café. Xie Lian has quite the green thumb, after all, and who wouldn't want to sip a matcha latte while sitting amongst the leaves? For the first time in a long, long time, Xie Lian finds success and fulfilment, enriching his entire community in the process.

    When the Wuyong Company decides to buy the block which houses Xie Lian's burgeoning business, however, Xie Lian finds himself completely out of his depth.

    Enter Hua Cheng, CEO and founder of Crimson Rain Inc. His lawyer, He Xuan, is second to none. And Hua Cheng intends to punt the Wuyong Company to the goddamn moon for daring to disrupt Xie Lian's little slice of paradise.

    Or: Xie Lian and Hua Cheng fall in love at breakneck speed and have cute dates in Xie Lian's plant café.

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    1/2
    Comments:
    2
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    45
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    7
    Hits:
    333
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    Hua Cheng was always obsessed with his favorite novel villain Xie Lian and wished to change his fate and meet him. Then when he dies he gets the chance to do so…however why is he the horrible protagonist that torments his xie lian!?!? No No No he will save him even if hua cheng must become the villain in his place!

    (Self Insert Hua cheng)
    –Based and inspired by SVSSS, but you don’t have to read it to understand this story.

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    19,333
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    36
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    250
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    68
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    3,141
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    The god of flowers Xie Lian has a new pet! His name is Hua Cheng, the Crimson Rain Sought Flower, the scourge of heaven. He likes to keep him on a leash and parade him around heaven and everyone is so scared that they would rather attend to their duties than be in heaven.

    However it seems everyone has misunderstood something, Xie Lian was NOT using his San Lang as a bed warmer...

    But then he thinks about it and he kinda likes the idea...

    Hua Cheng is very insecure, but very willing.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    116
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    18
    Hits:
    1,329
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    After going through a rough breakup, Xie Lian tried dating apps. Thanks to her friend, Shi Qingxuan, she saw a profile on Tinder and thought this person would be amazing. But who said it was a guy?

    Language:
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    Words:
    12,810
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    842
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    White no face is chasing Xie Lian out of his home in China all the way to West Asia. While adjusting to the new location he meets Jesus Christ

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    1,392
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    4
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    74
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    Vancouver, Canada.
    Xie Lian left China at 8 years old when his parents passed. He went to live with his uncle, Mei Nianqing, in Canada. However, two years later, Mei Nianqing was deported and Xie Lian was adopted by Jun Wu, a corrupted politician.

    The day Xie Lian randomly met a young man from the same hometown as him, his life became delightful without him understanding why.

    -

    Or, Xie Lian has a purity trauma from his education and has to figure out his feelings for Hua Cheng while finding out the truth behind his adoption.

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    96,877
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    17/43
    Comments:
    84
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    223
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    83
    Hits:
    13,052
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    "𝘌𝘟𝘗0𝘚𝘌 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘰𝘴 𝘭𝘵𝘥. 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘕𝘦𝘵𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘹 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘩 - 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘒𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘢'𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘴, 𝘟𝘐4𝘕𝘓𝘌. 𝘞𝘩𝘺, 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺, 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥? 𝘙𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 24𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘑𝘶𝘭𝘺, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳—𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘔𝘶 𝘘𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘸𝘩𝘰'𝘴 𝘬𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘸𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘵..

    Xie Lian pulled his eyes away from the newspaper clipping, his hands trembling as he gripped the counter. He had to watch this."
    ______

    Or in which, XI4NLE, the once beloved stars of Korea, who took the industry by storm, recount the events that led to their crumbling fame, all the way from the start - the survival show. Featuring:

    Mu Qing - the first to leave, and the first to sue.
    Feng Xin - the charismatic rapper, drowned in his reputation as a deadbeat, now with his own label.
    Hua Cheng - wildly popular, but his eyes long for his beloved, the one he failed to protect.
    And Xie Lian, who watches from the shadows, afraid to step foot into the industry that stole his wings.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    294
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    97

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