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    Merlin moved to Camelot as a child with his mother to escape being hunted in Ealodr. On his first night he bumps into an arrogant, pompous, no good golden prince who threatens him with a sword. When Uther pulls him away and bans Merlin from ever coming near his son again, Merlin knows they are destined to be friends.
    The boys keep their friendship hidden from the public and grow up together, learning from each other in ways no one else could understand. It was all running smoothly… until Merlin had to save his life using magic, and accidentally cementing his place as Arthur’s manservant. Now the boys have to hide that they even know each other, Merlin’s magic, and any other feelings that may get in the way as they try to guide Camelot into a golden age.

     

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    Merlin and Arthur meet as boys and grow up together as mates secretly. Eventually Arthur realises that feeling the way he does about Merlin isn’t how a friend should feel and Merlin is obviously clueless. They’re both clumsy idiots and apparently, stupid boys.

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    They're just riding through the woods, right now they take the opportunity to be two idiots together.

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    Merlin is getting something ready, Arthur is too tired to deal with it now.

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    Merlin and Arthur talk about death, but they're idiots and they don't take it very seriously.

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    Merlin experiences time differently, he can't sleep so he decides to make it Arthur's problem too.

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    The king and his sorcerer have been kidnapped, they take advantage of their "vacations" to discuss their marriage.

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    A time of fun among friends.

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    Set in season 5. Arthur knows about Merlin's magic, but doesn't know about the prophecy. Arthur and Gwen are married and are trying to conceive an heir, but they are having a problem. Gaius is trying to help them medically, but realizing that the problem might not be medical... but is in fact a matter of the heart.

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    Arthur shows Merlin his secret room of memories.

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    Merlin was trained as an assassin before he went to Camelot
    He was sent to Camelot to kill Arthur
    But he obviously didn’t
    Because he felt some unknown connection to him
    It was their destiny
    You know, them being two sides of the same coin and all that
    Chaos and magical adventures ensue
    Can Merlin keep his magic hidden
    Does he even want to?

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    Mary suzette is just a silly 19-year-old girl. With the responsibility to make sure every major villain in the Multiverse dies. It should take her years on top of years to finish the task.

    Too bad the ancient fae who recruited her didn't account for the fact that Mary is a huge Jurassic Park fan and incredibly lazy

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    Set directly after Arthur's return in "The King's servant."

    Arthur is now aware of Merlin's new role in the royal household.
    Oh, and they're lovers now <3

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    Arthur is on his final breath, that is when Merlin finally tells the truth. How every move Arthur has made had been him, it had been Merlin all a long. He in fact has magic, the one thing Arthur said he hated, but he could never hate Merlin, not now.
    "Just hold me..." Arthur would tell him, stopping Merlin's movements at once, he was his king. Every order, Merlin would follow till death. Till death.. Was this his destiny to watch him die right before him.. Surely not. These minutes of silence, Arthur takes time to remember what all Merlin has done for him all he's done.. Merlin has done so much, but he has magic, how had he not noticed this? Merlin, a sorceor, the most powerful at that? What are the chances of that?

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    2,000 years after Arthur’s inevitable demise, something feels weird in Glastonbury Tor.

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    "Fine. I'll help," Merlin finally says, annoyance etched across his face, "But I'm doing this for Gwen, not you".

    "Great!" Arthur announces triumphantly, without so much as thinking about thanking Merlin, "So when do we start?"

    "Right now," Merlin declares, before continuing his speed walk down the corridor, forcing Arthur to rush after him once more, scrambling to keep up.

    "Can you stop running off for one second?" Arthur complained, falling into step beside Merlin and glaring at him slightly.

    Merlin rolled his eye's, "Are you always this demanding?"

    "Are you always this infuriating?" Arthur shot back, glare intensifying as if Merlin hadn't literally just agreed to help him.

     

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    Gwen conicves Merlin to tutor his rival Arthur Pendragon, they become begrudging friends and eventually something much more than that.

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    All the bandits were either knocked out, bleeding to death or dead, save for one who glared at them.

    “Are we questioning this one, Sire?” asked Leon and Arthur shook his head with a tired sigh.

    “Questioning didn’t work with the other mercenaries. Morgause probably put the fear of god into them.” The bandit leered at them. “I wish one would crack and we could get their hideout.”

    “We can,” said Morgana brightly and sat down eye-to-eye with the bandit. The knights frowned but looked to Arthur for guidance, who let out a long-suffering sigh.

    “What are you doing?”

    “Breaking him,” she said, shooting him a sly grin. She held out a hand and Gwen handed her the tarot deck. “Right, you can either tell me willingly or I can find out.” Morgana smiled sweetly and gestured for Arthur and Merlin to come closer. The knights craned their neck with interest to hear the bandit’s answer.

    “As if,” spat the bandit. Morgana nodded and began shuffling her deck.

    “Let me show you what I can do and then we’ll see if I’ve changed your mind.”

    Or 5 times Morgana uses Tarot cards to save Camelot and one time Tarot saves her.

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    “You’re saying, where you’re from… Arthur is your manservant?”

    He couldn't hide the amusement in his voice even if he wanted to, he recalls the coincidental conversation he and Arthur had earlier, he can already imagine Arthur mucking out the stables, the thought of it alone fills Merlin’s heart with gleeful delight.

    His counterpart scoffs looking at his own Arthur with a bemused smile, “believe me, I can’t imagine him being a prince let alone the Prince of Camelot”

    Servant Arthur just looks overwhelmed, glancing between the two Merlins with a constipated face.

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    Merlin and Arthur were coming back from a solo mission when they encountered a very odd and unlikely pair in the woods

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    The swap au no one asked for but i'm writing it anyway cause its funny

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    Dates? Merlin didn't do dates, he didn't have the time (Uni was killing him slowly), or the money (again, Uni wanted him dead, even if he was a scholarship kid, Merlin swears the cookies in the café opposite his building must have legitimate crack in them). But he liked Arthur, a scary amount considering they'd quite literally just met, and Merlin really, really, didn't want to fuck it up.

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    Arthur and merlin go on their first date, Gwen is an angel, and Methur's love langued is bickering <3

    [Sequel to 'Nothing says Christmas spirit like a night in A&E', Thank you to everyone who wanted a follow up story, this ones for you!!!]

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    When the clock struck midnight, and murmurs of 'Merry Christmas' could be heard throughout the waiting room. Merlin couldn't resist muttering under his breath that he doubted anyone here was currently having a paticularly /Merry/ Christmas.

    The man beside him had obviously overheard his comment as he snorted quietly to himself, causing Merlin to glance curiously in his direction.

    "Sorry," The man said, offering Merlin a wry smile, "It's just this wasn't exactly how I imagined I'd be spending my Christmas either".

    "Really? This is exactly how I pictured mine, bloody nosed stranger and all," Merlin quipped, eyes sparkling with bemusment.

     

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    Merlin has a broken his wrist, Arthur has a broken nose and quite possibly a concussion. They spend the early hours of Christmas morning together in A&E.

    (A&E is the equivalent of an ER for any Americans out their xx)

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    ‘Welcome back to Ealdor, Arthur.’

    ‘Merlin,’ Arthur all but whispers.

    Merlin's heart lurches and before he can fully process the moment, Arthur pulls him into a fierce hug — the strength of which catches him off guard. Then, just as suddenly, Arthur pulls away and, without another word, steps into the castle, leaving Merlin alone on the castle steps.

    He sighs as he watches Arthur disappear into the depths of the castle, knowing only one thing for certain: it is going to be a long week.


    Prince Merlin returns to the Kingdom of Ealdor after five long years away to discover his mother has arranged his marriage to Princess Morgana of Camelot (as was planned by both kingdoms almost two decades ago). With wedding preparations in full swing, will Merlin accept his fate and marry out of duty or will the resurgance of feelings for his childhood sweetheart disrupt everything?

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    260
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    42
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