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    A film festival in Nod-Krai!?
    And is that The Doctor and Regrator, TOGETHER?!

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    (1st POV isekai type story idk, i just wanted to write silly stuff. Omniscient POV sometimes, things mentioned before might become irrelevant in the future, most of this has been loosely based off of some dreams I had, yes you can laugh 🚶♂️. back on hiatus lmaoo; EDITING 16/33!)

    I'm in the world of Genshin Impact. And by 'I', I mean you, the one reading this.

    How did I get here? Who knows
    What am I doing here? Trying to survive
    Do I have some type of magical powers? Probably not, but I can make dang good Mondstadt Hashbrowns, though

    (Genshin Impact is a video game by Hoyoverse, all the characters and canon story lore are reserved to them)

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    For every broken blade, forge its brother.

    For every smith that fell, train another.

    For every day cut short, offer your own in its stead...

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    Citlali decides to travel around Teyvat to explore for the first time and the Traveler tags along. Paimon is Paimon.
    Fun, comedy (and maybe a bit of romance) ensues :D

    5.3 AQ + Citlali SQ SPOILERS!!
    (Takes place 6 months after 5.3)

    “Traveler! Great timing, do you think I’m a wackjob loner?”

    ”... sorry say what?”

    “Yeah Paimon was confused too.”

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    Hannibal Lecter and Will Graham are separated by an unknown god leaving Will alone in the world of Teyvat. An obnoxious little shit fairy comes along and forces Will on a quest to find the seven archons of Teyvat. Will uses this as an excuse to search for Hannibal.

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    With the prophecy now over, a certain ex-archon hurried down the streets, her head hung low and shoulders hunched. As she passed, murmurs and whispers could be faintly heard, barely covered by the rustles of the wind.
    I don’t wanna do this anymore… I can’t take it…
    Her grief and cries seem insignificant and trivial, like an insignificant curio. She didn’t dare dream, didn’t dare hope, her happiness long locked up, like a forgotten relic of a bygone era. She longed for someone to see her, the real her buried deep beneath the thousands of masks and façades. She yearned for companionship and care, free of judgements, to just lay in someone’s arms and be vulnerable and understood, to seek the artifact of happiness she long sealed.
    Just how much longer...
    She pleaded silently, knowing it was futile after all.
    But perhaps...a certain blonde traveller and his floating fairy heading her way could answer her calls…

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    The name Scaramouche strikes fear into every sane person's soul. After all, he's one of Teyvat's most powerful beings and definitely its most ruthless.

    The name (Y/n) is still relatively unknown, but not for long. My shenanigans are guaranteed to grant me some sort of infamy sooner or later.

    I've managed to piss off every archon in every nation at least twice, now, and I'm not stopping there. It's my life mission to be a menace to society, after all.

    ...But not before I handle some unfinished business with the Electro Archon.

    What better way to go about my mission than to recruit one of Teyvat's most menacing men?

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    There is one place in the world where those gifted by visions can live in peace, far from the judgment of normal humans. Exiled to the Island of Teyvat, the self-proclaimed Prinzessin Fischl and her familiar Oz meet friends and rivals of all kinds. Love, drama, angst, and a whole lot of craziness are assured when you are stuck in a place like this. Well that and a plot to change the world, there's always that too but that's normal school for ya.

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    Midoriya Izuku gets a vision and gets arrested.

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    Kaveh is fed up with Al Haitham, and to his fortune, he finds out that there will be a big architectural competition.Whoever makes the best redesign of The Academia wins 1 million mora.That is more than enough for Kaveh to move out and start a new life,but there is one big problem-someone is trying to sabotage him...

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    Lumine is not okay. (the previous chapter two and three can be found as a separate project on my profile)

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    After the whole Fontainian court case,Lumine decided to go back to Mondstadt with Paimon.

    Paimon doesn't like Mondstadt,more specifically a certain tone-deaf bard inside the city,no matter how much Lumine trys to convince her otherwise.

    The secrets Paimon thought she kept so well might get leaked to Teyvat due to one person.

     

    (This was made because there's not enough 'Paimon is unknown god' fics out there.)

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    This story begins after the Fontaine Archon Quest (Contains Spoilers & smut)

    Gloomy Clouds and rainy skies were a familiar sight for the Hydro Sovereign Dragon. The stress of ruling a nation alone as well as the ghosts of the past haunting his memory, Neuvillette finds himself to be burdened by the spotlight given that the previous Hydro Archon is no longer.

    Lumine chooses to stay awhile longer in Fontaine, hoping to uncover more information on the disappearances of the people that vanished in the primordial sea water after the earthquake in Poisson.

    Somewhere along the way the Hydro Dragon and the Blonde Star cross paths once more, only this time there is something new blooming between them. Will the Hydro Dragon come to understand this new emotion he feels for the Traveller and will she accept him?

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    Fluffy xiaother it izzzzz
    l love them so much
    my dream couple

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    Kaeya waits for the Traveler so they can start the card game party.
    Then decides he wants to get drunk. Diluc is not having any of his excessive-drinking BS, Jean's surprisingly lax and Klee's a little ball of sunshine.
    Venti's a good friend, so is Rosaria and Paimon likes to mess with people.
    The traveler is that one meme with the dog sitting in the fire saying "This is fine", but it's their whole life.
    This probably could've been better, but enjoy reading anyway!

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    The gentle breeze of Mondstadt’s atmosphere was always a welcoming experience. The Land of Freedom was always a breath of fresh air to visit. Whether it be for the satisfying adventure food, the blissful feeling of nostalgia, or even the pleasant company of those he began his great adventure with. This wasn’t Aether’s first time coming back to Mondstadt, and it certainly wasn’t the last. Tonight, however, he’d get another reason to return.

    Barbara had contacted him via letter and asked of he could host Jean for a night. She's been working really hard and needed some rest. Naturally, he complied, not one to let a "friend" suffer from her own negligence.

    However, a plan was being brewed without him knowing it. Even though, he and Jean was the key component.

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    Percy found himself confused and surrounded with pitying gazes. They had found him on an impressively massive tree asleep. They questioned him at first but when it became clear the he lost his memories, the kind people of the city tried to help in a way they could. Though with the dragon on a rampage, they couldn't do much.

    Now a blonde traveller with a floating pixie arrived, carrying a odd similar but unfamiliar aura to him.

    With a series of events, as the story unfold, slowly the plot derails with him on it. Well, he suppose that the Fates aren't here, whoever they are.

    -/-/-/-/-/-/-/-

    This is set before BoO.

     

    When Haitus ends, chapters will appear every 1-2 months.

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    Overworked office worker Atlas was always a fan of Genshin and would spend embarrassing amounts of money on it, even if he didn't know the lore or the story as well as he'd like to admit. One day, he finds himself in the body of a creature he's never seen, an abomination. He also found himself in the world of Teyvat. He keeps himself hidden from the world, but he'd eventually find himself meeting a certain bard and said bard begins dragging Atlas out of the shadows.

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    “Ah, my parents… they divorced last week, and we were supposed to go star-gazing. Mom says that things between couples don’t always work out,” Kaveh sighs. “I just wished that we could have one star-gazing together.”

    “Why not go star-gazing with a friend?” Al-Haitham recommends. “If it makes you feel better, I would go with you.”

    Kaveh snorts, rolling his eyes playfully. “I appreciate the offer, but I really wanted to go with my family.”

    Al-Haitham reaches for Kaveh’s pencil and paper, scribbling their names in the blank space. “It’s a silly idea, but if you really want your family to go star-gazing together, we could always get married.”

    The blonde’s face blushes pink, and he squeaks. “I mean… we would have to wait and see when we get older.”

    “I wouldn’t mind waiting for you,” Al-Haitham says softly.

    Kaveh is a social recluse who hides in the background, writing in his diary. When the God of Time bestows upon him a gift, Kaveh is excited and can't wait to use his new powers. He fails to realize that he's been thrown into a game with twelve other players for the Throne of Time. Which one of the twelve combatants will claim the throne?

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    This entire this is a joke and there’s no serious work in here
    I write these really fast and don’t proof-read them bcz they’re just for fun so don’t mind any spelling errors

    Newest chapter(s):
    1.1. In which Yae and Ei go child hunting
    -Raiden ei and Yae Miko are now married, and decide to adopt a child
    -They interrogate Diluc, Venti, Keqing, Clorinde, Candace before they see a Nahida's protoge who looks an awful lot like Ei and decide he is the perfect child till they realize his dating situation is way too much to handle
    -Includes: Gambling addict Clorinde, vision stealing adict Raiden Ei, Cyno x Tighnari x Wanderer x Kazuha (AS A JOKE)

    No smut, the only thing close to that is suggestive stuff and jokes about it
    MAKE SURE TO LIKE SHARE COMMENT AND HIT THAT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON 🔥🔥🔥

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