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"You wanted him to look like me," Jerry breathed.
Kramer smirked, relieved and hungry, "That's right."
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Kramer has a system in which he acts as a rebound to Jerry’s ex-girlfriends. Elaine forms a relationship with Susan in secret. George and Jerry re-examine their relationship after Kramer demands they acknowledge their “pent-up sexual tension”.
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(Based on season 8 of episode 9, "The Abstinence")
She needed a guy to help 'screw' her head back on right. Literally and figuratively. And naturally, Elaine assumed most any should do. Even the smoked, craggly faced husk of a mutant that was Kramer, now that she got a better look at him.
"Giddyup!"
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The Raid of Area 51 1/2: Gone Hollywood by alchemical_rick
Fandoms: Arrested Development, Seinfeld
08 Aug 2025
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The boys behind "The Raid of Area 51" attempt to sell their movie to a production studio.
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When Seinfeld finished in 1998, it contained a then-new trailer for the 1998 American Godzilla. Now, how much would both pieces have been improved if they had used the old model of commercials being a part of the show itself? Witness a very alternate Seinfeld finale…
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An urban legend from prison comes looking for George...
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Seinfeld (But we find out what the actual deal is (airplane style)) by JackButtkin
Fandoms: Seinfeld
17 May 2025
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Airplane Jutsu domain inflation (revealed in jjk chapter 276) i turn my airplane into a bigger airplane and you are inside it. reread that but replace ariplane with george consatnza cock. George will be gay, fret not fans.
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George plots revenge against a school bus driver. Elaine buys a toilet plunger. Kramer is grounded.
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Because of the Soup Nazi refusing her soup and restricting her from the soup stand for one year, Elaine decides to take matter into her own hands by opening up a restaurant next to the soup stand which was abandoned long after the gang had graduated high school. With her strategic tactics on restaurant management and business knowledge, the gang saw Elaine to be so successful that they decided to abandon the Soup Nazi for the grand opening of her restaurant. Little did the Soup Nazi know, because of Elaine's success, all of his customers soon flocked to Elaine causing him to burst in flames. Would the Soup Nazi do anything to stop her and keep his business alive?
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A recently discovered script for a possible 10th Season episode of Seinfeld, where George schemes to pretend to be trans to get his hair back via HRT.
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LOS AVENFELDS by Esenel1970
Fandoms: Seinfeld, The Sopranos (TV), Breaking Bad, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Kanye West (Musician), Iron Man (Movies), Multi-Fandom, Seinfeld (TV) RPF
16 Mar 2025
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Rewrite del MCU. Tony Stark está muerto y Jerry Seinfeld es Iron-Man.
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Jerry and Kramer jerk off together and chaos ensues.
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Artwork (such as it is) for "The Chicken Roaster" episode with lines from the show.
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Little did these three goobers know that Elaine Benes was not her real name. Nearly everything they thought they knew about her was made up.
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George enlists Jerry's help to pick up a scarf in the Village and Jerry is curious how it got there in the first place. (Set directly after S3E1 'The Note')
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The Donor by Sparkz_n_Starz (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm (TV)
03 Jan 2025
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After feelings of isolation and anxiety about came to Elaine as she was staring at the concrete ceiling in her cell, she realized what she wanted out of her life. The only struggle would come from executing this plan, and the one man that it all relied on.
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Kramer comes home with something new and it awakens something within George.
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After George gets hit on, he starts to question his sexuality and relationship with Jerry. Meanwhile, Elaine fakes a relationship for a promotion and discovers something about herself.