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    Panty and Stocking are going on ferry which will take them to the Island of St Perv's, a place where fellow perverts can have a sexy good time. The angels are joined by their celebrity friends; Billie Eilish, Charli XCX, Anya Taylor-Joy, Cara Delevingne, Anna Kendrick and Aubrey Plaza.

    But what's really waiting on the Island for our horny heroines?

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    When The Hawthorne went up in a Hellish inferno. The prestigious private island restaurant's lone survivor, Margot Mills, naturally assumed its dark & slightly formidable celebrity Chef had locked in his own cremation. As she sat on the commandeered dinky Coast Guard boat, savoring that damn cheeseburger, little did she know, even after her own life's traumatic experience. What lie ahead can be full of surprises. Warning mpreg in later chapters and some language. 𝐅𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒍 𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑷𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝟳 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒖𝒑!!! 𝑵𝒐𝒘 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 7 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔!
    Author's note: This fic takes in the spring of 2023. With occasional flip-flopping between it and the year previous, 2022 (aligning with the actual year of the film's release.)

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    After burying her dear friend John Wick next to his beloved wife, Adele Cole—better known in the criminal underworld as Bloody Mary—finds herself drawn back into the dangerous world she once ruled. When Winston’s associate, Anne Liebrandt, offers her one final mission, Adele agrees: accompany Anne to a secluded island where an exclusive restaurant awaits, promising a lavish menu with shocking, unforeseen surprises. What begins as a simple meal quickly descends into chaos, testing Adele’s resolve and her past demons.

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    Julian Slowik doesn’t die on the Island. He kills the guests, while the staff gets a choice: those who want to leave, can do that. Those who don’t, can sacrifice themselves. Most of them decide to burn on Hawthorne with all the people they condemned.
    Two years later, Julian owns his own Burger Truck. That’s when Margot meets the man again.

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    Yelena is moving on with her life after the whole trying to kill Clint Barton thing. She's moved into an apartment in New York and is trying to get back on her feet when she gets Natasna's old things. Inside them? Are Ledgers with Missions her Older sister had taken with Journals for her to fill. Let the Smutty Adventures of the Black and White Widow begin

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    Chef Slowik makes Margot a cheeseburger.

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    Anya Taylor-Joy must run naked for charity. She has to run to the top of Blackpool Tower with a crowd of horny teenage schoolboys chasing after her.

    Fortunately, her bestie Cara Delevingne and Liam Hemsworth are there to help.

    Will Anya make it to the top of the Tower and escape the horny teenage schoolboys?

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    I can't write
    So someone else please do

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    Mostly a whole bunch of One Shot-ish style chapters/Exerts | But Also some Not One shot Exerts.
    Will Contain Dramatics in and around Relationships* and One Night Stands
    Will Contain More than Just Sex** scenes: Fluffy fluff | Drama | Chaos | ~_~***
    I am taking a very limited number of requests for stories Blurbs | Exerts | One Shots *_*

     

    * Secret [No one knows] | Secret [Not really a Secret but no one asks] | Open [Polyamory] | Closed [Monogamous] | Developing | Established
    ** Some Fluff | Hurt | Comfort | Romance [dinner dates...Etc....]
    *** ~_~ [Scenes that make me go ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ or ~_~ at some point]
    *_* Taking ~15 [ ~ = About ] requests from the list of characters in Chapter #1

     

    Comments/Requests Welcome | Kudos appreciated | Bookmarks and Subscribes make me :D

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    Who says passion has to die?

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    1/1
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    Chapter one is a list of 30 prompts, I will be uploading a short chapter every day in June, anthology style.

    Please feel free to join me in this challenge tag ‘June 2024 Drabble Challenge’

    I hope this might inspire people to get writing and use their imagination.

    I came up with all of these prompts off the top of my head, feel free to change some up if necessary but otherwise good luck and have fun!

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    “And what is it-” he begins- his breath warm and heavy. “What do you consider good?”

    Anton smiles, cupping Julian’s face as he shuts his eyes and closes the gap between them.

    “I think you know.”

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    The Davenport family has dinner at Hawthorne.

    Jeremy meets Leo

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    2/?
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    Special dinner at the Merovingian's restaurant. Textual sketch about one influential and dangerous program (and a maddened one, as it happens here). The result was, rather, a set of ironic (and self-ironic) drabbles, rather than a full-fledged crossover.

    I'm not the type to cook, but if there's one thing numerous cooking shows have taught me, it's that a pro can create a winning combination of almost any ingredient.

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    A perfectly plated cheeseburger waits for Margot when she gets home from work.

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    It's been 6 months since Hawthorne burned, and who's to say the ex-wife didn't have any questions following her finance's horrific acts?

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    “What should I do?” Franklyn whines. His voice continues to grate on your ears. Every remark that comes from his lips is dripping in misguided arrogance and misplaced hero worship. “He hates me.”

    “Chef Lecter?” you ask incredulously. Franklyn nods. “I don’t think he cares enough to feel any particular way about you,” you say, the words slipping from your lips before you can stop them. There’s a whisper of a dark laugh from far away, an amused exhale of breath.

    Chef Hannibal Lecter is a world renowned chef praised for his innovative dishes. He’s won numerous awards and his restaurant, Hawthorn, reflects his talents. There’s something off about him, though. It isn’t until you’re seated in Hawthorn, a distance away from the door guarded by security workers and looking down at a breadless bread plate, that you begin to connect the dots.

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    Katherine wasn't the first sous-chef to give Slowik an idea.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    279

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