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Mein Gott-Mon Dieu-OMG, Is That An Aubergine? by CilanTRoKoriAnder
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Oh My God Is This A Joke? - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Neighbour's Under The Bed - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
07 Sep 2025
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Why "Mein Gott-Mon Dieu- OMG"?
Because "I am trilingual, I'm sorry"---Tom MayoBased on Andre Beetroot's show from the SFTH podcast:
Xavier was in hot pursuit, Derek was in a state of confusion, and Titch was somehow in a dilemma. -
Back To Friends by Brah_WTF, monxstr
Fandoms: The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
06 Sep 2025
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After his dad’s funeral, Titch doesn’t really want to listen to his head. And what better way to deal with grief than to shove it away? Needless to say, he tastes Derek’s mouth and it’s flavour is filled with regret. He should be focused on his work, not love. And, it also seems like his aubergines aren’t really growing for some reason…
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I Love Her ‘Til The Sea Runs Dry by CassiopeiasFreckles
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, Shoot From The Hip - Universe, SFTH - Fandom
06 Sep 2025
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Growing up is one of the least straight forward things to achieve; just a series of uncertain steps in disorienting directions all whilst praying the end point is worth it. If you asked James he wouldn’t say he’d made a very good job of doing it, not like Titch seemed to have at least. Still, somehow and only after countless missteps, he’d managed to get there.
From the age of 5 to 28 just look at some of the things that made James who he was.
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- Part 4 of Walkin' Out
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How Gangles Met the Titch by shozzie
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, + lore references to, Moist and Magical - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
04 Sep 2025
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🍆 https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2I8K9RBlQ3jNqUeMFLKJ33 💜
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i'd never sing of love if it does not exist by ilikeasstrology
Fandoms: The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch
04 Sep 2025
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Titch felt his eyebrows raise unconsciously. “A friendship bracelet?”
“We uh, they’re… It’s matching. With mine I mean.”
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Five times Derek displayed one of the love languages and One time Titch did too
(title from the only exception by paramore)
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What Happens Now? [Where Am I Going To?] || Ditch by huddyfanatic, llucy23
Fandoms: The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, British Comedy RPF
03 Sep 2025
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"It hurts. But he can tell the other man is hurting, as is he. The feeling of the other man’s lips against his own makes his pain go away, even momentarily."
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A telling of what happened 'that one time', and how it was they dealt with it.
Writen by Kat, and Lucy
- Title from Another Suitcase- Evita
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A Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing by acloneofmyself
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Moist and Magical - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Phantom of Hornchurch - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Oopsie Daisy Bulge- Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Les Loups-garous de Thiercelieux | The Werewolves of Millers Hollow (Card Game)
03 Sep 2025
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“Dear Jasper and Julian,
Something is about to befall Hornchurch, and I entrust that you two are the least likely here to be up to anything nefarious. For this, I shall bond you.
With this bond, I trust you two will stay together, work together, and more importantly, keep one another alive. I give you both these bracelets to seal this deal, and your souls will be joined together until the full moon turns to a waning gibbous. Remember, I trust you both. Yours sincerely, Cupid.“
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Jasper’s family— aside from Margaery— is relatively new to Hornchurch, newly-governed by the semi-unpopular yet very persuasive Marianne. One day, a darkness falls upon this quaint town, murders taking place every night followed by a banishment in the morning in an attempt to be rid of the killer— the werewolf.
As Jasper and Julian become ‘bonded’ by someone with the alias of ‘Cupid’, who will live? Who will die? And will the murders ever stop taking place?
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Building Our Garden by CarmenZurita
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
02 Sep 2025
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Derek and Titch finally have started dating (Thank god! would say James). Now, what is the next step into their relationship? They will find out when the time is right.
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Hipronpa by nickythehickey
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, All Eyes On Nigel - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Sorry About My Nan - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Neighbour's Under The Bed - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Toby's Secret Pocket - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Inside the Mysterious Cube - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Detective v The Xmas Tree Bandits - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Caesar and Juliet - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Thirsty Vampires - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Never Give Annabelle A Gun - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Bard with a Scar - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Wild Wet & Worrisome - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Leftenmost Window - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Lighthouse - Shoot From the Hip Sketch, Burglary and Bobsledding - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, No! I've Always Loved That Caravan - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Death for a Dollar - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
01 Sep 2025
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Sixteen of our beloved characters have been invited to a facility in Berlin under the pretense of celebrating their unique talents. Little do they know, they will soon be trapped in a deadly game hosted by a mysterious man, where the only way to escape is to kill without getting caught. Can Andrew and the others solve the crimes and make it out alive?
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Clarissa's DIY Disaster by templetodestruction
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Detective v The Xmas Tree Bandits - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Sorry About My Nan - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, All Eyes On Nigel - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Midnight Mystery - Shoot From the Hip Sketch, The Lighthouse - Shoot From the Hip Sketch, The Enigma Of The High Visionary - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Cardboard Stegosaurus - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip Sketches
01 Sep 2025
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Clarissa Suzanne Jenkins is pregnant. She's been married for a year, this should be one of the happiest moments of her life.
Instead, she is running thousands of miles away, leaving Mark and Amanda to chase her down together, forming an unlikely alliance as they realise they might be following Clarissa for the exact same reason.
So... who is she running from? And who will she run back to?
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- Part 2 of was it always you?
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Just a Titch More by A_Heimby
Fandoms: The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip Sketches
27 Aug 2025
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Derek doesn't come to announce how he's fixed things, instead he leaves for his own sake of mind, leaving Titch with nothing but a letter to explain why he has to leave.
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Anagrams for Love by jules_sfthedits
Fandoms: Thirsty Vampires - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
26 Aug 2025
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Esmeralda is trapped in a marriage she never wanted but grew into, she’s always had her eyes on the girls in her village and her Manor over the years but never dared let her truth be revealed. That is, until she meets Anna, a seemingly rebellious young woman brought to her by her lover Ybbob. When sparks fly and tensions rise however, there seems to be a sinister plan coming to light.
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Fields of Green, Nightmares are Mean by xxduck_queenxx1
Fandoms: The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Neighbour's Under The Bed - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, Shoot From The Hip - Universe
20 Aug 2025
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Our favourite aubergine farmers are back, brining with them their sons, Johnny and Janae. They're ready for brand new adventures, both fluffy and filled with angst, of new friends, new family members and new revelations.
But something seems... wrong. What's happened to Johnny?
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- Part 2 of Johnny and Janae’s New Family
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Fable by shotbyemi
Fandoms: The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch, Strange Noises From The Hole In The Wall - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Sorry About My Nan - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
20 Aug 2025
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Fables - fictive, mythical tales with moral meaning. Amanda Wilson had been taught them throughout her whole life, but she’d never anticipated being a part of one.
After hitting rock bottom when her best friend Clarissa, married her partner, Mark, Amanda finds herself embarking on an inexplicable journey. The destination?
Acceptance.
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Ditch and the Kids - Season 3 by Roozyj
Fandoms: The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Neighbour's Under The Bed - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, SFTH - Fandom, SFTH - Universe
20 Aug 2025
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Johnny and Janae have been living on the Aubergine farm for about a year now. Derek and Titch are in a throuple of sorts with officer Sam, Johnny is tryng to navigate his first romantic relationship and Janae is trying to navigate Peter Steven while they're working on a robot.
This is the third season in my Ditch and the Kids series. Read the first and second before this one if you like context.Series
- Part 3 of Ditch and the Kids sitcom
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Assistant and... by FrenchToast11
Fandoms: The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip Sketches
19 Aug 2025
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The Feelings of Isolation by Shadowclaw756
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
18 Aug 2025
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James was not unfamiliar with the feelings of loneliness and isolation.
In fact, he would almost go as far as to say that he was overly familiar with both of them.
All his life it seemed like he had no one.
(In reality, that's not true. It just took him a while to find out.)
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- Part 2 of SFTH Characters Getting Hugs
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Stay With Me by Cumulus_cloud
Fandoms: Green Leaves On A Summer's Day - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip Sketches
17 Aug 2025
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No one knew her real name. Not even herself.
But the woman who now goes by Mildred Twilliger decides to one day start a new life, as she occasionally does.
What she finds in the new town turns her entire life around in ways she couldn't have possibly imagined.
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Pre-canon of Green Leaves On A Summer's Day focused on the insane lore of Mildred and her relationship with Henry because it has been haunting me for so long I had to write something about it
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Oh My God, Is This A Family? by Anonymous
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, The Neighbour's Under The Bed - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
14 Aug 2025
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Derek and Titch have adopted Johnny and Janae. Shenanigans ensue.
Or, yet another TUA/Neighbors crossover with the same premise as all the others because there’s no such thing as too much gay found family fanfic.
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You Want A Smoothie? by pandemonium_writes
Fandoms: No! I've Always Loved That Caravan - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip Sketches
09 Aug 2025
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Titch checks up on Fullset while his brother is away. They make smoothies. They’re not very good smoothies…
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- Part 1 of Everythingverse