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18 May 2026
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MoD!Harry is Not Amused by Gallons_of_the_Stuff, Nyx_The_Author, The_Plot_Bunny_Whisperer
Fandom Celtic Mythology, Chinese Mythology, Greek and Roman Mythology, Harry Potter - Fandom, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Irish Mythology, Japanese Mythology, Mesopotamian Mythology, Native American/First Nations Mythology, Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Slavic Mythology & Folklore, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
13 May 2019
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Or - The Various Times MoD!Harry Cleaned Up Other People's Messes While Chewing Them Out For Causing Him More Paperwork. (AKA: Mod!Harry and the Stupid Paperwork-Causing Shite People Do.)
Harry never wanted to be the physical incarnation of the immutable force that was Death, but that wasn't going to stop him from hunting down all the idiots causing him so much unnecessary paperwork.
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15 May 2026
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Harry embarks on a self-appointed quest across the Scottish Highlands. Maybe it’s dangerous to not tell anyone about his plans (especially with an escaped convict on the loose and the giant spiders and the graphorn...) but Harry needs to do this!
Kick-started by a sudden love of fiction, it’s become clear that if he wants a chance of defeating Voldemort, Harry had better get a head start on this character development business that all adventure novel protagonists go through.
Sure, he can’t use magic over the holidays, but he’ll loot all sorts of helpful treasures (like a sword!), finally get the hang of potions via crafting bombs, pick up some hobbies, and make new friends and animal companions to help him along his journey.
(first draft completed, will update regularly)
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07 May 2026
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harry gets a little murder as a treat by psychoSlaughter
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jun 2024
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06 May 2026
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Harry Potter makes a deal with Death to resurrect Tom Riddle and get his annoying corrupted soul out of the afterlife. Harry only naturally does this because he wants to get a nice cushy afterlife that is denied to him because of the little soul shard lodged into the middle of his forehead.
Screw anyone's plan for his life, Harry is going to live for himself and find his own happy ending. IF that involves living alone with cats, and Death so be it. Of course, building a body, resurrecting Tom, and avoiding people that have plans for his fate and future goes sideways up the River Styx without a paddle. And of course, his worst roommate possible is adding water to the boat rather than bailing it out because he caught something called feelings and Harry might have fallen for him too.
There are other characters that get trapped on the journey of love and redemption. Most of them are cats, but who wouldn't love a hairless cat, his wonderful wife, and their raisin offspring. Certainly not Harry.
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04 May 2026