ActuallyRandomPerson
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"Slight problem with that, bud. We're not actually dating, and that sorta feels like a pre-requisite to anything else."
Chris frowned at that, confused.
"Are you sure?" He asked. "And does Dad know that? Because he's been more smiley recently."
Buck internally debated the merits of explaining the whole complicated mess to a fourteen-year-old before deciding to just cut to the chase.
"We're not not dating," he started, before being cut off by Chris' groan.
"Are you telling me you and Dad are in a fucking situationship?"
Or, Buck and Eddie keep kissing, which would be fine if either of them would actually talk about it.
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- Part 3 of the weewoo show
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It wouldn't be quite truthful to say that he used a persona when on cases. Persona implied some form of falsehood, as though the image that he portrayed when acting as 'Detective Blanc' was a construct used to prop up the false idol that all the hullabaloo surrounding his more infamous cases had brought about. In reality, Benoit Blanc had always prided himself on presenting himself exactly as he is. A proud heretic, consistently eccentric, and unapologetically queer in every sense of the word.
Instead, he was just… more, when on the job.
More, and somehow less.
Or, I am apparently incapable of not writing character studies about Benoit Blanc
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- Part 2 of ember goes insane over benoit blanc
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Why I care so much by ActuallyRandomPerson
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
14 Oct 2025
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not a fic!!! two different emotional rambles at two different points about why 'Basically, I'm Gay' and 'Are Dan and Phil in a Relationship?' are meaningful to me, chronically online queer phannie
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Mineta Watch by ActuallyRandomPerson
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
14 Sep 2025
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"Aizawa Shouta: Well, I am sure it would reassure many of you to know that I have been working to build up a case to expel Mineta, if I were allowed to share this sensitive information with you all
Hagakure Tooru: why can’t u just Expel Him like u did with the class last year??
Aizawa Shouta: And I’m sure many of you would be understanding of the fact that Nedzu has decided that as I expelled ‘too many students’ last year, I must compile a large folder of evidence on why students should be expelled before doing so from now on
Aizawa Shouta: And I’m sure many of you would assist with this task by subtly obtaining video footage of his misdeeds and sending them my way so I could add them to my evidence bank
Aizawa Shouta: But alas, I cannot, as that would be overstepping my bounds as a teacher.
Aizawa Shouta: What a shame"Yes, this is yet another 1A group chat fic. Sue me.
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- Part 3 of here there be shitposts
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Sound of an Orchestra by ActuallyRandomPerson
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
07 Sep 2025
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Hizashi groaned, already resigning himself to the stress of having to piece together comprehensible notes off of what Shouta and Oboro took down, when the faint tchk of a small item hitting his desk reached his ears.
Lifting his head revealed a brand new packet of batteries sitting there, as if by magic. He stared at it for a second, waiting for his brain to engage, then glanced to the side when he felt a poke at his shoulder.
Shouta stared at him, deadpan, before flicking his eyes pointedly between the batteries and Hizashi's ears before turning back to the front of the class.
Oh.
Shouta must have—
Or, Yamada Hizashi gets hearing aids for the first time in his life. This is both more and less of an adjustment than you might have expected.
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- Part 4 of here there be shitposts
- Part 1 of hero!dabi verse
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all my 911 fics! theyre unrelated unless otherwise indicated
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ember goes insane over benoit blanc by ActuallyRandomPerson
Fandom Knives Out (2019), Knives Out (Movies)
27 Nov 2025
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here there be shitposts by ActuallyRandomPerson
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
14 Sep 2025
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My BNHA fics, series titled as such bc originally I was going to be writing a bunch of one shots inspired by slightly cracky headcanons/ideas that me and a friend were swapping back in 2019 and it feels weird changing the name
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hero!dabi verse by ActuallyRandomPerson
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
07 Sep 2025
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eventually at least 😂
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for all my YOI fics, unrelated unless otherwise stated!
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Peer Reviewed by ishandahalf
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics)
28 Jan 2021
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[From:] Journal of Medieval Studies ([email protected])
[Subject:] Ad-hoc note from the editorI have noticed an uncommon level of animosity in your responses to your reviewers (or rather, one reviewer in particular). I am writing to ask if you would please do your best to keep your interactions civil. In fairness, I have also sent a similar request to the reviewer you seem to have this friction with. I trust you will both try and remain more professional in the future.
Again, thank you for submitting your work to this journal.
Sincerely,
James Copley, PhD
Editor-in-Chief
Journal of Medieval StudiesAn (accidental) academic epistolary romance as (inadvertently) documented via a (theoretically) rigorously blinded peer review process.[citation needed]
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“It didn’t mean anything! I swear!” The random man Eddie has never seen before cries suddenly, somewhat stilted, looking directly at Eddie. “Please take me back!”
Eddie has no fucking idea what’s happening. It’s like he had a stroke and woke up in the middle of a telenovela.
Or, Buck needs a fake boyfriend. Eddie loses his mind and offers to play the part.
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Cara Alvarez of the El Paso Fire Department knows exactly two things about her new coworker Eddie Diaz. One: Diaz has a husband named 'Buck', who he left back in LA. Two: Diaz is Extremely Annoying about how much he misses his husband, the aforementioned 'Buck'.
Or; Eddie moves to El Paso, and his new coworkers come to certain assumptions. Eddie... does not correct these assumptions.
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Adriana doesn’t tell their parents that she’s going to LA. She doesn’t tell Eddie, either—or ask, for that matter.
She does ask Chris, and he thinks it’s a good idea—says as much, on the phone, and doesn’t say much else.
“Buck will probably be hovering,” is what Chris does volunteer.
It still surprises her when the man who opens the door is not Eddie. It’s—Captain America, is the thing that actually comes to mind—a man close to a foot taller than she is, if not more than that, with blond curls and broad shoulders, and he’s got a question in his very blue eyes that’s probably less friendly than the one he actually asks her.
“Uh,” he says. “Can I help you?”
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Or: Adriana arrives in LA. Maddie has been here the whole time.