ActuallyRandomPerson
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It wouldn't be quite truthful to say that he used a persona when on cases. Persona implied some form of falsehood, as though the image that he portrayed when acting as 'Detective Blanc' was a construct used to prop up the false idol that all the hullabaloo surrounding his more infamous cases had brought about. In reality, Benoit Blanc had always prided himself on presenting himself exactly as he is. A proud heretic, consistently eccentric, and unapologetically queer in every sense of the word.
Instead, he was just… more, when on the job.
More, and somehow less.
Or, I am apparently incapable of not writing character studies about Benoit Blanc
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- Part 2 of ember goes insane over benoit blanc
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Why I care so much by ActuallyRandomPerson
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
14 Oct 2025
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not a fic!!! two different emotional rambles at two different points about why 'Basically, I'm Gay' and 'Are Dan and Phil in a Relationship?' are meaningful to me, chronically online queer phannie
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Mineta Watch by ActuallyRandomPerson
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
14 Sep 2025
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"Aizawa Shouta: Well, I am sure it would reassure many of you to know that I have been working to build up a case to expel Mineta, if I were allowed to share this sensitive information with you all
Hagakure Tooru: why can’t u just Expel Him like u did with the class last year??
Aizawa Shouta: And I’m sure many of you would be understanding of the fact that Nedzu has decided that as I expelled ‘too many students’ last year, I must compile a large folder of evidence on why students should be expelled before doing so from now on
Aizawa Shouta: And I’m sure many of you would assist with this task by subtly obtaining video footage of his misdeeds and sending them my way so I could add them to my evidence bank
Aizawa Shouta: But alas, I cannot, as that would be overstepping my bounds as a teacher.
Aizawa Shouta: What a shame"Yes, this is yet another 1A group chat fic. Sue me.
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- Part 3 of here there be shitposts
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Sound of an Orchestra by ActuallyRandomPerson
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
07 Sep 2025
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Hizashi groaned, already resigning himself to the stress of having to piece together comprehensible notes off of what Shouta and Oboro took down, when the faint tchk of a small item hitting his desk reached his ears.
Lifting his head revealed a brand new packet of batteries sitting there, as if by magic. He stared at it for a second, waiting for his brain to engage, then glanced to the side when he felt a poke at his shoulder.
Shouta stared at him, deadpan, before flicking his eyes pointedly between the batteries and Hizashi's ears before turning back to the front of the class.
Oh.
Shouta must have—
Or, Yamada Hizashi gets hearing aids for the first time in his life. This is both more and less of an adjustment than you might have expected.
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- Part 4 of here there be shitposts
- Part 1 of hero!dabi verse
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Some part of Yuuri thought he'd be over this, by now.
It felt pathetic. It was pathetic. He's just won his fifth consecutive Grand Prix Final, was practically guaranteed to medal at Worlds, and instead of celebrating, he was sitting here.
In a bathroom stall.
Trying desperately to hold back his tears.
Or, Yuuri is the living legend of ice‐skating, and Victor is the latecomer who self imploded at his first GPF.
It... Doesn't actually change that much, all things considered.
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- Part 2 of dancing on the blades
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ember goes insane over benoit blanc by ActuallyRandomPerson
Fandom: Knives Out (2019), Knives Out (Movies)
27 Nov 2025
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here there be shitposts by ActuallyRandomPerson
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
14 Sep 2025
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My BNHA fics, series titled as such bc originally I was going to be writing a bunch of one shots inspired by slightly cracky headcanons/ideas that me and a friend were swapping back in 2019 and it feels weird changing the name
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hero!dabi verse by ActuallyRandomPerson
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
07 Sep 2025
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eventually at least 😂
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for all my YOI fics, unrelated unless otherwise stated!
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all my 911 fics! theyre unrelated unless otherwise indicated
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She’d never say anything, of course, because she could be wrong. In fact, most days Yuna was certain she was wrong. Shane had only ever dated girls, and had never shown any outright signs of liking… anything else. But that didn’t stop her from wondering, occasionally, whether her son was entirely straight.
But the last hour or so had certainly put paid to that suspicion. Because Shane was receiving a frankly alarming number of texts from someone named ‘Lily’.Or: Yuna and David meet Ilya Rozanov at the hospital after Shane’s injury.
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the trials and tribulations of love languages by moonlightdances
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Jan 2026
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Every single example online of the love languages could fit Ilya to some degree – Shane had never thought about it before, but now that he knew, it was a problem that he didn’t know Ilya’s. He already wasn’t fluent in Russian, despite his attempt at learning, and he refused to be behind on another of Ilya’s languages.
Shane looked down at Ilya, still passed out asleep in his arms, and nodded to himself, ready to run a series of experiments until he found what worked for Ilya.
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All I Want for Christmas by FlameHazel18
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Dec 2025
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Shane and Ilya's relationship is the best kept secret in all of professional hockey. That is, until an ill-fated Christmas party brings it all crashing down.
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The Game Plan by FestiveFerret, pouringinsheets
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Dec 2022
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Shane Hollander is the number two overall NHL draft pick and a newly minted Montreal Voyageur. He’s also laser focused on his goals: being the best by beating the best. For him, this means a continued rivalry with number one draft pick—and new Ottawa Centaur—Ilya Rozanov. But when a problem with Rozanov’s immigration paperwork threatens his future in the NHL, what does that mean for Shane’s own career? He can’t risk finding out…so they get married. Just for immigration. A fast, practical, mutually beneficial solution.
No one will ever suspect, let alone find out, that the NHL’s greatest rivals are secretly married. And there’s certainly no risk of feelings getting involved. They have a game plan.
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still the best (still an asshole) by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Dec 2025
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Four times Ilya Rozanov reminded everyone exactly who the fuck they were dealing with (spoiler: still an asshole, still elite, still not going anywhere), and one time he didn’t have to be anything except soft.
Or being out didn’t make him nicer. Being married didn’t make him softer. Being older didn’t make him weaker. And being a father? Well. That’t when things get complicated.
(He’s really good at that last part. Don’t tell anyone.)