An_Optimist_Prime



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    A series of interconnected ficlets and oneshots, set in a universe where the Beacon Hills Pack and the 118 cohabitate in Los Angeles. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

    I'm always open to ficlet ideas for this series, feel free to drop a comment on any of the fics, or send me a DM on my tumblr or twitter ❤️

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    BREAKING: #ShaneHollander, hockey superstar and ex-boyfriend of actress #RoseLandry, has been caught red-handed sending misogynistic texts to what appears to be his girlfriend. Get all the details HERE: http://bit.ly/34781296

    or; the one where shane's texts to "lily" get leaked and the internet explodes because everyone now thinks shane hollander is an asshole to his girlfriend

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    27 Mar 2026

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    Shane watches Ilya shove a hand through his hair, waits for him to meet his eyes. “You pretend to want things, pretend I can have things that we both know you won’t let me have,” he says, his newfound self-esteem carrying him past the point of no return. He wishes he’d never discovered it, because it’s making Ilya’s face do something awful.

    “Oh, you mean I hurt your feelings?”

    Close enough, Shane supposes, his chest aching again. He goes to lift his hand again, sees Ilya zero in on the movement, doesn’t. “I guess so.”

    Ilya scoffs, mean and sharp. “So sorry, Hollander, I didn’t mean to make you get so emotional about a casual fuck.”
    Asshole. So many times he has lobbed the word at Ilya in exasperation, reluctant affection and disbelief, but now he thinks it with vitriolic anger. “I think you should go.”

    Shane finally decides that Ilya's ability to weaponise sex isn't enough for him anymore. Ilya doesn't take it well, but Shane holds firm. Then they start to text about it. Sort of.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    “We’ve made a trade,” Coach announces. “For Shane Hollander.”

    It’s like the ground drops out from beneath Ilya, and his heart falls from his chest. It tumbles past rock bottom, down to the cavern that shattered open inside of him on that night five years ago. The night when Ilya walked away from Hollander for the last time.

    He can’t breathe.

    (Or: Shane doesn’t get hurt, they break up, and they don’t talk for five long years. Until Shane is traded to Ottawa.)

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    21 Mar 2026

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    Yuna has let go of a lot in her life, including her own dream to play professional hockey. But that's alright; she has Shane and David and they have built a storybook legacy together. Then Ilya Rozanov gets hurt and suddenly Shane's calling her asking if they'll go pick up his archrival from the hospital.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    “So,” Ilya starts, drumming his fingers on his knees. “You want tuna melt when we get home?” 

    “What?” Shane says, distracted. “We just had dinner.” 

    “Yes,” Ilya says. “But you had children’s portion.” 

    Shane sends him an incredulous look. “I had two servings.” 

    “Of baby food.” 

    “Ilya.” 

    “Shane.” 

    Shane sighs. “Can we not do this? Please.” 

    Unfortunately for Shane, they must do this.

    Or: Shane's restrictive eating versus Hayden Pike and Ilya Rozanov.

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    11 Mar 2026