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Alastor has spent many years in Hell separated from his soul, but now after the events of season 2 he's finally whole again. As it turns out however, his freedom isn't as easy as expected, and now that his soul is reconnected with his body, it doesn't like the person they've become.
Now that the radio demon, who hates accepting help from others, has fallen ill, the hotel has to figure out what to do.Bookmarked by AvidTableLicker
16 Dec 2025
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In the second week of Alastor’s imprisonment—or, what is more truthfully turning out to be ‘Alastor’s series of dubiously consensual playdates with the Vees,’ for all that Vox doesn’t seem to understand the first thing about having a captive—Vox agrees to shove his little teammates out of the spotlight, parades himself out on stage with the benefit of their costume design and back-up dancers, and proceeds to singlehandedly win the most hilarious game of chicken that Alastor has ever seen.
Positive reinforcement may be warranted. But Alastor has never excelled at delivering that consistently.
(In which Alastor gives Vox a little treat for publicly humiliating Lucifer, followed by several tricks for leaving him alone at home with Valentino. Set between the last few minutes of season 2 episode 5 and first few minutes of season 2 episode 6.)
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16 Dec 2025
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It's not a problem. It really isn't. A mere predicament, like one would expect as the bare minimum of a place like hell.
But there's an offensive sliver of space between them that Lucifer seems to keep, when they're not doing things that don't explicitly require touching, and he really doesn't know why. Alastor thinks he might die or go mad if he doesn't learn why and learn it soon. And maybe, just maybe, he'd like that space between them to be completely erased while they are at it.
Not that he would say any of this out loud. Ever. And so he suffers.
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08 Dec 2025
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Angel Dust finally discovers why Alastor lives off of rotten carcasses and human flesh, and the reason is far more vulnerable than he was expecting.
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05 Dec 2025
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(I was watching the 6th episode of season 2, and this popped into my brain. Is this really my first fic? yep. I'll have deal with it.)
Vox already had his hands on Alastor due to a suspiciously low stakes deal, but no matter to that he supposed. Now, he's devised the perfect trap for the king of hell himself! And when the notorious fallen angel comes-a-knockin, he won't know what hit him...except maybe a large window.
Alastor has a sneaking suspicion this plan wouldn't quite turn out the way Vox had hoped, but in his captivity, he at least looks forward to something ACTUALLY entertaining.
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Lucifer is unexpectedly thrown into hell's worst buddy comedy, and he's unfortunately tied to his seat.
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29 Nov 2025