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Post-S2 AU, based on the S3 rumors circulating in early 2026.
In this version of Hell: Alastor acts as the main antagonist — and he loses. Lilith curses him, stripping away his voice and his demonic powers. The curse can be broken, but only under specific conditions. Alastor doesn't waste a second.
Meanwhile, Vox is trying to start a new life...This is also an AU because the story doesn't unfold in Pentagram City, but in another city of Hell.
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31 May 2026
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Seventy years was a lot of time for anger to build. Seven years was enough time to forget all that was good. Despite a lifetime's worth of anger, hurt, betrayal, and resentment, Vox, the loyal dog that he was, answered Alastor's call every year without fail.
Or, back during a friendlier time, Vox and Alastor established a pact: with no strings attached, Alastor is to call out to Vox during his heat for some...assistance. Now back from his sudden disappearance, though, something in the Radio Demon has changed, and this heat is nothing like the rest.
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25 May 2026
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Camp Half-Blood has seen a lot of strange things. That's kind of the point. Greek demigods, monsters, gods walking the earth in human form, prophecies that give everyone headaches. It comes with the territory.
But no one can explain Alastor.
No one understands why Alastor stays. No one understands why Lucifer trusts him. No one understands what they are to each other. And honestly? No one wants to ask.
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aka 5 times Alastor terrorized Camp Half-Blood (+1 time he protected it)
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22 May 2026
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Alastor's got a routine. A ritual, if you will. The ritual is both enjoyable and necessary—some might say he relies on it for a modicum of peace and joy in his mostly excruciatingly boring existence. One must find a way to keep entertained in the face of eternity, after all.
Everything is disrupted when Adam and his Exorcists attack the hotel, including Alastor's routine. This is unacceptable. However, Alastor can't figure out how to fix it, and finds himself growing more irritable about it by the day.
When Lucifer finally notices the traces of grace on Alastor and drags him up to his room to inspect them, things can only end well. Surely nothing will awaken in either of them!
Or, Alastor is rather an expert in DIY top surgery, Lucifer is fascinated by the complexities of the Sinner psyche, and you should try absolutely none of this at home.
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20 May 2026
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Price of a Soul: Body and Mind by thewonders_of_hopeandmedicine
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
27 Apr 2026
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Husk is - nice is a strong word but - civil to Lucifer and, over one too many drinks late at night, they make quiet conversation about a way to get rid of Alastor or at least knock him down a few pegs. Husk mentions Angel’s contract and Vox’s obsession. The next day, sober as the day is long Lucifer decides to act on this little hypothetical and so ...
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27 Apr 2026
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After weeks of Alastor inadvertently receiving Lucifer's sex dreams on his personal signal, Lucifer and Alastor have finally figured themselves out. Sort of.
They're fucking, and with regularity at that. But Alastor wants... More. He's been expecting some kind of revelatory conversation, a declaration of feelings or something equally as sickening.
But they haven't talked about it at all, and Alastor isn't going to humiliate himself by bringing it up first. So when Lucifer proposes an agreement, wherein Alastor gets to project fantasies onto his frequency whenever he wants for a week, Alastor sees an opportunity.
If Lucifer wants to fuck him and forget about the rest, then he'll simply make himself impossible to forget. Revenge is a dish best served hot and wet, and maybe a little bloody?
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- Part 2 of Make Your Dreams Cum True
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27 Apr 2026
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Ever since Lucifer came to the somewhat horrifying realization that Alastor hasn’t slept in only God knows how long he has been trying (and failing) to fix that.
He doesn’t know why Alastor seems to resist the allure of a good night sleep with every fiber of his being, but he does know that if he doesn’t get some actual rest soon his prickly cactus is going to hurt himself. Unfortunately, every attempt to figure out why Alastor is so sleep avoidant has been met with an increasingly unhappy Radio Demon which has now resulted in an embargo on all discussions about sleep and a threat of being ban from the kitchen (and cut off from his only supply of decent -- and magically imbued — teas in Hell).
But Lucifer is nothing if not persistent and even if he has to deal with hoards of Sinners, the machinations of irritating Overlords, Charlies sudden bizarre obsession with media management, and Alastor’s own stubbornness he is going to find a way to get his Sweetpea a good nights sleep.
Even if it takes some drastic measures.
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15 Apr 2026
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Alastor is sick, cancels on his plans with Vox, and exudes stray cat energy when help is offered.
Vox has his own issues at the moment due to a vicious lightning storm, but ends up at Alastor's anyway and tries to help.
Alastor reciprocates. In his own way.
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- Part 1 of My Hazbin Hotel Fics
- Part 1 of Mutually Assured Assistance
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02 Apr 2026
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Val’s comment about fucking Alastor has stuck in Vox's head.
Yet realising he can literally take whatever he wants from Alastor right now makes it worse because he knows Alastor won't go along with the appropriate prep for Vox to enjoy such an intimate activity and there isn't a way he can fit it into an order as part of their Deal, but there's also no way he's going to initiate that in any capacity without it.
Val offers the solution he uses for his contracted working souls and kinky audiences.
But things don't go as planned.
Or how Vox accidentally poisons Alastor because he decided to think with his dick instead of his head in trusting Valentino, thus leading Alastor to have a truly terrible time and Vox panicking after finding out how bad it is. Velvette saves the day.
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- Part 5 of My Hazbin Hotel Fics
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02 Apr 2026
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Alastor has been tense, twitchy, and irritable all day. Lucifer knows because he watches him. Not in any weird way, no, he's just doing recon! Making sure that creepy fuck isn't planning anything nefarious.
Point being, Alastor is acting weird, and Lucifer intends to find out why.
Parties and masochists and voyeurism, oh my! Ignore those pesky feelings though, they're not important.
Meanwhile, Lute is rediscovering some things, Vaggi's got more in common with her than she could have ever imagined, and Charlie is ever a giver of second, third, fourth chances.
Finally, somewhere in Pentagram City, Angel is trying to give up.
AKA an adventure in seeing how many ways I can interpret the phrase "mortification of the flesh"
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30 Mar 2026
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Where Alastor receives a letter from Heaven, relearns French, gives advice to an exorcist, visits Earth and puts his hooves in cold water.
Vox just doesn't want his soul being torn to shreds, but it's not a story about that anyway.“Yu’can’ave my body if you’d like. If you… if you want. Not today! ‘m drunk today. ‘know tastes baaaad. Sorry for drunk. Tommor…morrow? Can have. If. If! If you let me stay. Yeah?”
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28 Mar 2026
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“What the fuck is wrong with your arm?” Husk says, eloquent as ever.
Alastor smiles wider. Whatever ignorance he’d managed at all towards the pain quashes pathetically at his cursed voice, and the weight of their stares twists deeper into his raw wound. The throbbing pain along his entire arm swells, hot and punishing.
He swings in one smooth motion against his microphone, patting Husker’s head, bopping his nose, and turning towards the stairs before any of them can get a good look at him.
Or, Alastor took more damage than he'd care to admit. Husk can't keep his cursed eyes to himself, and ends up making Alastor's problem everyone else's too.
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27 Mar 2026
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“You’re shaking,” Vox observes, a hand running up his back.
“No, I’m not.” Alastor huffs, “I’m just…acclimating. I think.”
“Acclimating,” Vox echoes.
Or: Five times Alastor tried to mansplain / manipulate / malewife his boyfriend into fighting him, and one time they fought.
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- Part 1 of Be Excellent To Each Other
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27 Mar 2026
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Alastor unexpectedly goes into heat a few days into his deal with Vox.
Vox decides he's had enough dancing around Alastor's flirting.
Valentino offers his directorial skill to the train wreck.Series
- Part 1 of i want you all the time
- Part 2 of aaaaltruist's hazbin hotel fics
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24 Mar 2026
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Alastor has been infected with a virus that needs his body in order to survive because it killed the previous hosts it tried to house in. Fortunately (depending on how you look at it) the virus is neither strong enough to completely subdue Alastor's conscientiousness nor weak enough to be overcome. Which brings both him and the virus to a standstill.
The solution? Keep an unresponsive and lethal Alastor contained and under lockdown before he can perform another massacre, whilst they try to find a cure for the disease.
And maybe try not to kill him in the process, either.
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20 Mar 2026
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New Orleans, 1933:
Alastor fits in a second deal before pushing up daisies.
A deal with the literal Devil.
(Or: Luci wants a baby, and Al doesn't think this one through)
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10 Mar 2026
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a dog bites down on a stick of dynamite (and takes off running) by Vioun
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
15 Feb 2026
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Then, Alastor is dipping him low, and it’s the first time Vox has seen him from this angle. He is gorgeous, if a little smug. Alastor looks at him like he’s a bug or something that can be eaten, and wow that expression is really doing it for him. But—
“Did you make me do the fucking girl part?!” He demands, mortified. “Al. What the fuck!”
Or: Vox has got some internalized homophobia, but he’s working on it!
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09 Mar 2026
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Alastor is hurt. Lucifer is hurt. Alastor goes unnoticed. Lucifer is noticed by Alastor.
In an act that surely won’t inspire a deeper understanding of one another, Alastor offers to carry Lucifer home. For a price.
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31 Jan 2026
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Moths to Flames, and Other Hellish Afflictions by Budinca
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
17 May 2026
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He was flesh and bone, and Alastor never remembered that until Lucifer — touched him. Pushed his hand away, brushed their shoulders together, nudged his side before making some ridiculous joke. Every time, the realisation came anew, and refused to stick.
In which Alastor begrudgingly explores his relationship with touch, intimacy (in all its forms), and Lucifer (also in all his forms).
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30 Jan 2026
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Alastor needs higher status; Lucifer needs protection. It’s a match made in Hell, as any demon would say. Alastor executes anyone who threatens Lucifer. Surely that means they’re dating . . . right?
Follow Alastor and Lucifer into a realm of politics, blood, and hatred. It’s not pretty, but welcome to their Hell.
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26 Jan 2026