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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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29 Dec 2025
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“You tell her you love her every day, and you make the world better for both of you. It needs to be, you know, if you’re going live in it together.”
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17 Dec 2025
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Text me: 450-318-9924
“Oh, for the love of all that is green and good,” she mutters. A quick hand and a flick of the wrist is all it will take to toss the cup into the trash as she makes her way back to her desk. Really – that’s all she’d need.
Reflex, is what she’ll call it later – the thing that makes her tuck the cup closer to her chest, just under her arm, protecting it from herself.
Well, she thinks. It couldn’t hurt to think on it.
or: the boring coffee shop/domestic AU that no one wanted, but is getting anyway
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16 Dec 2025
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“What does your mom look like?”
Nick doesn’t stop rocking his chair back and forth as he signs off on a few arrests. “A fox.”
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16 Dec 2025
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“Impressive, isn’t it?” Stu adjusts his suspenders. “Two hundred kids and not a single Nick or Nicky in the bunch. Like we were just waitin’ for you.”
or: nick meets the family
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- 4,896
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- 1/1
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16 Dec 2025
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we don't pray for love, we just pray for cars by b_lovedhunter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Feb 2025
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Draco more than anything after the war wanted to be left alone. Draco wanted to be a passive observer in his own life. He wanted to watch his friends experience their stupid issues.
He thought he could pull it off.
Then Granger happened to him and hadn’t she always?
or, Hermione Granger is a badass bitch and Draco Malfoy is just along for the ride. Featuring car chases, wandlore, book clubs that aren't really book clubs, a Miata, bad driving, and a hopelessly, pathetically in love boy.
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- 3/3
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27 Nov 2025
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Draco was gifted Hermione Granger on his 19th birthday. She was given to him covered in the blood of wizards previously deemed perfect and incorruptible.
Power above purity. Power above all else.
or, Draco is forced to marry and breed Hermione. It ends up not being such a hardship for him.
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27 Nov 2025
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But Draco was still looking at the girl with the covetous gaze that all Malfoy men wore when they knew something belonged to them.
This was different, though. There was something else here that was not Malfoy. Not even Black. It was unique to him. It was the same wild-eyed and excited expression he had when he brought home his gifts and sparked with magic no one so young should have. Magic that tasted like ozone and petrichor and fate.
Narcissa knew, then.
She braced herself.
or, Draco is born cursed and stricken by a violent, magical Wind that comes bearing gifts, even when he is sentenced to Azkaban. None of that has anything to do with why Hermione Granger pays him a visit.
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27 Nov 2025
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Every terrible moment in his life, Draco thought about how one of the most powerful potions in existence curled up and around others like opalescent smoke, pulsing bright and thick like ichor, beckoning and enticing everyone…but.
Him.
Nothing.
Draco deserved this.
or, for some reason Amortentia has no scent for Draco. It's something he considers a terrible flaw and believes it's proof he lacks the capacity to feel romantic love.
But everything is fine. (narrator: everything was not fine.)
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27 Nov 2025
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all in a day's quirk by andypantsx3
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
22 Jun 2023
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Sero gets hit with a quirk that makes others see him as the person they are most attracted to. Which you really wish you had known before you opened your mouth and gave him your usual, “Hey, Sero!”
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05 Dec 2024
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Hermione is having a little trouble with her work-life balance. Draco reminds her of the benefits of listening to her Dom.
Follow-up to (What's a kink?) Between Friends
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- Part 2 of (What's a kink?)
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08 Sep 2024
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“Oh, come on,” Blaise says. “What’s a kink or two between friends?”
When a casual chat between co-workers (not friends!) reveals Hermione’s sexual compatibility with Malfoy, she quickly runs out of reasons to keep their professional relationship… professional.
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- Part 1 of (What's a kink?)
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- English
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- 7,577
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- 1/1
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08 Sep 2024
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"On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable would you say you are with me physically?" she asked.
"Zero."
Hermione's lips pursed in annoyance because she really should have seen that coming. How charming that the extent of his arseholery could still surprise her.In which Hermione is determined to find a loophole to free her from a forced marriage with Draco Malfoy. But with only two weeks until they are legally required to consummate, it would be irresponsible not to prepare for every contingency.
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- Part 1 of Ten out of Ten and Counting
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- English
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- 61,559
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- 16/16
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- 51
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- 2,348
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08 Sep 2024
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Mr. Fixer Upper by Hanji_is_life
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Apr 2021
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A few years after your divorce, you’re doing pretty good with living on your own with your two kids. That’s until your kitchen sink chooses violence against you and your bloodline, and you have to call a home improvement worker.
He’s a young blond guy that seems hard on the outside, but is as sweet as butterscotch on the inside. He’s soft for the pretty mama on the block.
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05 Jul 2024
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in the dark of morning, you promise me the sun by kirketeer
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
28 Feb 2022
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He's dead.
Somehow, life carries on.
(When Denki, your long-term boyfriend, is stabbed by a villain on his way home from work, left to bleed out on the sidewalk only a mile from your apartment, you find yourself adrift. Strangely enough, it's Bakugou that helps with what comes after.)
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- English
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- 78,540
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- 7/7
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- 5
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- 146
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02 Jul 2024
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on my way (to you) by OfMermaids
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
11 Apr 2022
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The five times you meet Bakugou Katsuki—
—and the one time he finally meets you.
(Bakugou x Reader, Pro Hero/Time Travel AU; in which we are hit with a Quirk that forces us to flicker through Bakugou’s life, like a ghost of future come)
- Language:
- English
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- 12,264
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- 1/1
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- 145
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28 Apr 2024
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some like it hot by kurokoros
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Apr 2020
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A Charity Fundraiser leads to you going home with not one, but two of the most popular Pro Heroes of your generation. They say some like it hot, and you certainly aren’t complaining.
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- Part 1 of some like it hot
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- English
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- 37,492
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- 4/4
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- 1
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- 87
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23 Apr 2024
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Of all the things he’s experienced working as a Pro Hero, Bakugou never expected his dick getting too big to ever be a problem, let alone one in his top ten.
OR: Bakugou is hit with a strange quirk. You reap the benefits.
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- English
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- 9,375
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- 1/1
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- 21
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23 Apr 2024
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if you leave, when i go (find me in the shallows) by kurokoros
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
31 May 2020
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Growing up this close to the ocean, you’ve heard all the stories. The local legends meant to scare small children away from the water after dark or amuse the tourists that flock to the beaches during the summer season. Ningyo. Mermaids. They’re just myths, and yet you swear you saw something–someone–in the water that night. Even now, you can’t shake the feeling of warm hands on your skin, red and white blurring your vision.
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21 Apr 2024
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organic chemistry by kirketeer
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
09 Apr 2021
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All good things come with time. All plants take months to root and stem and bloom. You are your own plant. You learn how to water yourself with care. You figure out what kind of sunlight you thrive in.
(In your last semesters of undergrad, you and Bakugou are in a brief codependent relationship. After Mina brings you to your senses and you cut things off, you try to learn how to care for someone else without destroying yourself. But things always bring you back to him, your inseparable and matching half.)
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11 Apr 2024