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  1. Summary

    This series consists of Cabbage Patch Hobbits/Dwobbits!

    All works in this series will most likely be connected, so read them in order!

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  3. Summary

    This is basically just all of my one shots that are influenced by songs
    Some might end up being multi-chaptered, who knows!
    Enjoy :]

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  4. Summary

    Green(ie) is the main fic, everything else is just a one shot :)

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  1. Rec 40

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    “Promise you won’t be mad?”

    “Do not make me lie to you, Midoriya Izuku.”

    “Right. Sorry. Bad start,” Midoriya squeaked. Shouta could almost see the kid on the other end of the line, probably vibrating with enough nervous energy to power a small city. “Seriously, this whole t-thing was—uh, everybody’s okay. Physically! Everyone is fine. Uh—well. The property damage is... mostly covered by insurance? Probably?”

    Shouta closed his eyes and leaned his head against the headboard with a dull, rhythmic thud. “Property damage. At one in the morning. On your break.”

    “Just a bit?”

    “What happened?” Shouta drew out the words, each syllable dripping with a bone-deep exhaustion.

    “I—” A long pause followed, then a whisper so thin it barely carried through the speaker. “I got into a fight.”

    “Where?”

    The silence on the other end was deafening.

    “Midoriya Izuku,” Shouta warned, using the kid's full name again, his voice dropping into that low, dangerous territory that usually made students scramble for cover.

    “A bar,” Midoriya finally whispered.

    Or,

    Aizawa Shouta receives a call from a police station at 1:00 AM.

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    06 Feb 2026

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    I can feel the rain again, Lee whispered, unaware that just below him, Percy Jackson was tilting his head up to the gentle warmth of the first day of summer like he’d never before tasted sunlight.

    Reunited with each other after six torturously long months, Lee and Percy felt ready to take on the world. Which was great, considering that was kind of the plan.

    But the Doors of Death were still open and firmly under Gaea’s control. And she had no qualms about letting out the worst of the worst monsters to stall them.

    The longer the Seven spent on the Argo II, sailing for the ancient lands and trying to learn to work together, the clearer it became that while the past was the past…that past was far from dead.

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    20 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    FROTHING AT THE MOUTH I LOVE THIS SERIES BARK BARK BARK

  3. Rec 56

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    Caelus is a bit jealous of March 7th's new outfit. He wants a bit of attention too! But he quickly ends up in a pool of self-doubt and worries about self-worth when he dwells on just why he feels so plain and out of place among her and Dan Heng, who both have fancy new looks.

    Luckily, he has a new message waiting on his phone from just the right person to make him feel better.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    This is a purely self-indulgent canon rewrite of basically what I wish would have happened. For the most part it will follow canon if Jake were a little less of a skxawng.
    Jake Sully had never felt less in control of his life than when he arrived on Pandora. Everything that had led him to this point was just some terrible blur and he was so *tired* of horrible things happening. Somehow, by some boon from the universe, he finds light again in a community of blue cat aliens. But fortunately Jake Sully has always been good at rolling with the punches and he will do anything to keep his slice of found peace safe.

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    06 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

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    I love this sm omg
    Mo'at tracking Tsu'tey's movements? Jake being a healer? All k ever wanted fr

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    Jake's first day out in the avatar doesn't go so great. Some Na'vi woman finds him and recognizes his soulmark-- which transfers over? apparently?-- and now he has to figure out if his newly discovered soulmate is willing to put up with his dumb ass or not.

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    31 Dec 2025