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    “Well, you are getting something from me. Two things actually: Life-changing sex skills and an opportunity to fuck me—”

    “—Oh, give me a break—”

    “—But,” Ilya says. “What am I getting out of this?”

    “The opportunity to f-fuck me,” Hollander snaps, and yeah, a pretty fair point.

    ilya is failing a class, shane is failing at exploring his sexuality. despite their seven-year-long animosity on the ice, they turn to each other for guidance. a deal is struck.

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    22 Feb 2026

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    Cliff Marlow has been on Boston’s team with Ilya Rozanov for the last seven years.
    Last week, he figured out the Shane Hollander thing.

    *** Now with a 2nd Chapter of Shane's *slightly* more serious POV***

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    17 Feb 2026

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    The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed. 

    Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.

    Reentry is harder than expected.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    So Shane Hollander is, how do you say in English, a dirty little thief. A clothing thief, to be precise. Ilya can't say he saw that coming, but he also can't pretend he's all that mad about it.

    His shirt looks good on his Shane. On Shane. On Hollander.

    Right. His shirt looks good on Hollander.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    He’s not alone—hardly ever is, in Boston.

    But maybe, just maybe, he’s lonely.

    It sneaks up on him in stupid moments: standing in line at the bank, catching a ride with Connors after practice, because he doesn’t have a car yet. Lying awake at night with the low hum of traffic outside and the wrong kind of silence pressing in around him.

    In his rookie year, Ilya makes an anonymous online friend. Unfortunately, it's a terrible idea.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    Being a beta has always meant safety for Shane Hollander. No expectations, no instincts, no distractions from hockey.

    Unfortunately, he meets Ilya Rozanov.

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    23 Jan 2026

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    Ilya looks over from the sofa as Jackie heads into the living room, perking up in interest. “You are calling Pike? Was good play today. You remembered how to score! Well done.”

    Hayden groans. "Rozanov? Dude, what are you doing in my fucking house?

    "It is girls' night," Ilya informs him primly. "I am one of girls."

    Or: Game day at the Pike house.

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    29 Dec 2025

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    "They always insist on going down on me and I have to pretend like they’re The One who’s finally good at it. But no one’s good at it. It’s just something that doesn’t feel good.”

    Wade’s eye twitches.

    Peter glares at him. “Say it.”

    “I’m afraid I’m going to have to insist that they’re all bad at it, baby boy.”

    Or: Peter has never had a good experience getting head. Wade swears he can change his mind.

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    07 Oct 2025

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    A series of hellos, from early friendship to more.

    "Webs has been suspiciously easy to find lately. Wade's trying not to read too much into it.

    (Pbbbbtttt, yeah right. Oh, baby is he reading into it alright, he's reading hard, he's reading like it's 3am and he's half-way through a smokin' hot long fic, red-eyed and chubbed up.)"

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    19 Jun 2025

  11. Public Bookmark 47

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    It started with a dreadful and dreaded email:

    From: [email protected]
    To: Everyone
    Subject: CHRISTMAS PARTY!!!

    November 17th
    Happy Holidays, Folks!

    Cancel any plans you have on the 18th (and let’s be realistic, 19th) of December for the annual Pendragon Publishing Christmas Party.

    This year we will have an office-wide Secret Santa. NO INAPPROPRIATE GIFTS that could lead to unnecessary HR complaints (I have a holiday booked)

    I will email you the name of your Secret Santa in a separate email. They’ve been randomly assigned, so no swapping.

    Best regards,
    Will from HR

    That email wasn’t so horrible, but rather the one that followed was:

    From: [email protected]
    To: [email protected]
    Subject: SECRET SANTA


    November 17th

    Arthur Pendragon
    My sincerest apologies, mate,
    Will

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    17 May 2025

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    "You're pretty," Wade whimpers. He keeps his eyes firmly on the ground so that he doesn't look any more.

    Spidey blushes. "You can't just kill yourself every time you see something pretty."

    "But you're a kid," Wade says. "That's wrong."

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    26 Mar 2025

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    He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”

    He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.

    And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?

    OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.

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    24 Jan 2025

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    Spider-Man and Deadpool are enemies. They’re also friends with benefits. A lot can change in two years.

    (A nonlinear story that follows Spider-Man and Deadpool meeting, clashing, and eventually hooking up, as well as their future counterparts who have been fucking for almost two years now.)

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    Chapters:
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    11 Nov 2024

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    “What did I fucking say?!” Deadpool yells from across the room. “‘Don’t go into the drug lord’s sex den without me.’ I was very specific!”

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    10 Nov 2024

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    Tony Stark has some suspicions that one of his employees in R&D is sneaking tech to his competitors. He definitely doesn’t like Deadpool, but the regenerating degenerate is reliable - so long as the price is right.

    Wade Wilson has been trying to emulate Spider-Man and get out of the merc business for a few months now, and happily takes Stark up on his offer. He even gets to brag to his role model/crush about how he’s been trailing his mark, a nerdy college student named Peter Parker.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    726
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    83,437

    10 Nov 2024

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    Deadpool died all the time. It was kind of a modus operandi with the mercenary. He was used to it. In a sick way, Peter was also used to it. The merc would take a bullet to the brain like a tic tac. No matter how gnarled or dismembered he became, Deadpool always pulled himself together, and it was normal.

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    Or four times Wade died saving Peter's life, and the one time Peter almost died saving his.

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    07 Nov 2024

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    Spidey hadn’t made it to patrol since getting that text message. As much as Wade valued their time together, he could understand that sometimes, too much Deadpool left a really bad aftertaste in one’s mouth. It had been a perfectly reasonable assumption that the webslinger was doing his own thing on the opposite side of the city, and he’d come crawling back to Wade when he needed a good laugh or a midnight meal, or both.

    Wade should have questioned that logic. Three days wasn’t a long time to take a break from someone like Deadpool, but it was a long time to be missing.

    There was a small, folded-up square of paper alongside the costume. Wade felt like he was cracking open a fortune cookie, only instead of some vague shit that applied to everyone and no one at the same time, it was two words scribbled in thick sharpie.

    ‘FIND ME’.

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    Or, Spider-Man goes missing. Deadpool enlists Peter Parker to help find him.

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    264
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    25,443

    06 Nov 2024

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    "This is just what Derek doesn’t need right now. He has an omnipotent, omniscient being panting after him, while his sister and the rest of Starfleet Command are breathing down his neck, waiting for him to make a mistake. No. He can’t handle this, not right now. 'Just… no.'"

    Stiles is a lovestruck Q, and Derek is the poor schmuck that caught his eye.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    Comments:
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    13 Aug 2024

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    The #HeySpiderMan hashtag is supposed to be a low stakes, friendly way for the people of New York to communicate with Peter. Not (to repeat: not) so people can proposition him by tweeting gratuitous nudes at him. Annoyed and impatient, Peter tries to solve the problem the best (re: worst) way possible: By telling the world, on live television, that he and his boyfriend would like the propositions to stop.

    Just one problem: Peter doesn't actually have a boyfriend. Like, at all. He doesn't even get laid, he's so busy.

    Wade aims to fix that.

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    Comments:
    294
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    10,359
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    1,657
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    78,881

    12 Aug 2024

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