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Twice (but it wasn't my fault) by borealis
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
26 Apr 2026
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Hans has had enough. The people don’t respect him, his uncle thinks he is unfit for anything, and nothing he ever does is enough.
So he ventures out on a whim, gets his helmet visor hopelessly stuck shut, saves a woman’s life, and hears the most magical words of his life: thank you.He quickly decides to do it again.
Anonymously.
Throw in a pesky local blacksmith, one fateful visit to the bathhouse, and a mysterious knight with the same idea (whom he keeps running into)—and Hans’ life becomes something he could never have expected.
Or: a little story about how two idiots manage to find each other twice and accidentally create a local legend.
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20 Apr 2026
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He was startled out from his meditations at the sound of Mutt barking. It wasn't a warning bark, meant to alert his master of an intruder. It was a bark announcing his arrival, and there were human footsteps following him. They came to a halt by the double doors, standing half open since the forge was technically closed.
“Next time you're trying to hide from me, maybe don't leave your dog behind.”
“You were supposed to watch him.” Henry scolded the animal pressing against his shins, looking back at him with a whine and big brown eyes, “Traitor.”
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- Part 2 of KCD FICS
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17 Apr 2026
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Rumours of the Witchers' Bard by Chrissy22
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
21 Mar 2026
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Over the years, Jaskier gets a reputation amongst witchers as the guy who will get you out of bind if you need him to. He’s the witchers’ bard, after all. Need a hand with your injuries? A safe place to hide? A friendly face? Find Jaskier.
Jaskier, on the other hand, has no idea why witchers in trouble keep bumping into him on the road, but fate is funny that way, isn’t it? He’s certainly not going to turn them away
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24 Mar 2026
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Who could love a Witcher? by Mia_Da_Cat, thistels
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
19 Jan 2026
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The Path is lonely and Geralt is starved for touch and affection. He goes to bed with the bard in Posada to scratch an itch, expecting the bard to want to do horrible, violent things to him like most people do when they have an indestructible beast kneeling for them.
Instead the bard calls him nice things and doesn't leave when he's taken his pleasure and starts following him around the continent. Geralt is confused, thinking that Jaskier must be hiding some ulterior motive and bloody appetites but somewhere along the way they become friends.
Convinced that Witchers are unlovable creatures Geralt fights a hard inner battle with himself only to be faced with the most horrifying reality just as he is ready to let his guard down around the bard - Jaskier was worse than anyone else he'd ever taken to bed.
(There will be a happy ending eventually but there will be a lot of hurt and anxiety to get there, this is NOT a happy story)
Completed work, safe to read unlike most of my other works haha
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24 Mar 2026
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A body in three parts by gimmeshellder
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
11 Sep 2025
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Retelling of a scene in chapter 36 of Harrow the Ninth.
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14 Mar 2026