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It was the freshest bit of gossip the whole school had the minute Oscar Piastri enrolled. Everyone spoke about the son of a Death Eater attending Hogwarts.
Piastri is off-putting, yes. Eerily stoic at times and a growing nuisance to Lando when he bests him at duels in front of everyone. But does Lando think this kid is some evil and dangerous wizard? Frankly, he couldn’t care less about what this kid is.
He just needs to beat him next time they’re opponents.
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Lando and Oscar are rivals with a deep rooted hatred for each other, both vying to win a prestigious competition at Hogwarts. But the road to becoming a victor will be tricky as they become each other’s distraction and obsession.
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24 Feb 2026
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When Lando met Charles, George and Alex, he knew he had found his crowd. They all loved racing and video games, and were stuck together in their awful and ridiculously posh boarding school. They made a promise to move in together just as soon as they would graduate. What Lando didn't know was that he would have to account for one more, because the moment he took pity on a little, lost Australian who seemed to idolise him endlessly, he had forever intertwined himself with his life.
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Lando is a serial dater and Oscar had never been in a relationship and they are roommates- Language:
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18 Jan 2026
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And The World Came Crashing Down (its pulling us in) by nxlx_96 for slideleftt
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
26 Dec 2025
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Everyone in this floating base expects them to be friends; because it's well known that humans pack-bond with anything. Humans get attached to everything they interact with, even if it's non-living, inanimate things like small robots or a funky lamp. Humans are some of the friendliest creatures that have no issues with most of the other life forms in the galaxy, so in everyone's minds, the fact that Oscar Piastri and Lando Norris, the two only Earth Humans in the whole Celestial Haven, aren't friends is a concept as unimaginable as an Itharii — a water species — living on a desert planet.
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Astrophysicist!Oscar and Pilot!Lando get stuck with the horrors of what is out there in the big beautiful universe- Language:
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- 3/3
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27 Dec 2025
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Oscar knew the facts. He was 72% inorganic tissue. That wasn’t the record, but it was close. The actual record-breaker had done it on purpose, seeking a perfect form. Oscar didn’t know how to feel about how similar their compositions were when he had never wanted this.
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Oscar doesn't know if anyone can love someone as broken as he is. Lando helps.
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20 Jan 2025
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NASA has this weird protocol, where if you’re a developing engineer, you’re automatically assigned a tester pilot.
Oscar’s tester pilot has been in the workforce for approximately…3 months. But everyone starts somewhere, right?
He receives Lando Norris’s file on a bright Tuesday afternoon, and is asked what he thinks.
He thinks it’s absolute bullshit.
Or; snippets of Lando and Oscar’s story, told through the building of a new-gen space ship.
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“Dude, Spiderman was opposite the building again! He’s been there so much recently, I’m starting to think he lives here or something.”
Oscar choked on a french fry, lightly patting his chest and grabbing his drink to wash it down. “Have you thought about the fact that he probably likes the area?”
“No! He goes there with a hoodie and a backpack, he’s probably on his way home or something! Could you imagine? Spiderman could actually live in the flats opposite us!” Lando exclaimed, turning his head to the window and he could slightly see the same building. The world now becoming suffocated by the increasing darkness, the sunset long gone.
Oscar pinched the bridge of his nose, “I think you’re reading into this way too much, mate.”
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Lando is obsessed with the friendly-neighbourhood Spiderman and Oscar is his good best friend that listens.
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11 Feb 2024
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My Soul Has Your Claim, My Soul Is In Flames by queen-of-voltronian (TellyMauve)
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
26 Jun 2023
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Does anyone know Lance is in love with Keith?
Of course not. And Lance would very much like to keep it that way, thank you! Keith already doesn't want anything to do with him ever since coming back from that space whale; the last thing Lance needs on top of his crumbling self-worth and shaky standing in the team is a rejection that shatters his heart in pieces, too.
But now, Lance got himself in a bit of a pickle. Which is fine, because Lance has a plan to get out of it! A wonderful, brilliant, masterful, completely fool-proof plan. His team won't look at him like he's more incompetent than they already do, he won't have to spend the rest of his life trapped on some alien planet, and Keith will never find out just how head over heels he is for him. It's a win-win-win situation.
Of course, with Keith, things are never quite so simple, and Lance's plan soon causes a domino effect that changes the entire course of his life.
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Maybe Lance should have been a little more specific when he said he'd do anything to get home. Because now...
"You must bestow a kiss on the one your soul most desires."
...Fuck.
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10 Dec 2023
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picking a flower that blooms on the heart for you by burgundytshirt
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
27 Jan 2023
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The question is obvious at this point.
To die, or to ask Dazai for help?
Chuuya is so choked by this question that his breakfast is lodged in his throat, unable to be swallowed.
(Or, Chuuya would much rather die than let Dazai find out he has hanahaki disease.)
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31 Jan 2023
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Courtship Strategies of a Writer (as told by Dazai Osamu and other parties) by themadtree
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
31 Dec 2022
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Infamous writer Dazai Osamu finds it increasingly difficult to conquer his writer’s block after a drummer, with no respect for the public peace, moves into the neighboring apartment. His solutions to this newfound problem are rather unbecoming.
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- Part 1 of csoaw-verse
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24 Dec 2022
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Rain has a very strict morning routine. Dew decides to interrupt it.
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12 Dec 2022
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“Dazai-san, you’re staring.” Atsushi noticed, finding a spot over the railing next to Dazai. “Hm. I guess so.” He replied, not looking away from the rink. Just for a moment, the brunet’s eyes reflected the bright light from the overhead lights, a bright glow engulfing them. “It’s not that often I have the time to see you guys act so barbaric, it’s very entertaining.”
Atsushi gave the other a light shove. “Is that really what you’re here to see?”
Annoyed, Dazai moved his gaze with narrow eyes towards Atsushi. Before he could shoot back at him, a loud yell from the rink interrupted them. “THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT, YOU LOUSY PILE OF BANDAGES?!”
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Where after losing a bet, Nakahara Chuuya, a skilled but short-tempered hockey player, is forced to train with Dazai Osamu , the most annoying figure skater he had the misfortune to meet.
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- 47/47
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17 Oct 2022
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08 Oct 2022
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Dewdrop has a standing lesson with Rain to try to help him learn to control his power. Copia ups it to twice a week once Rain starts getting sick with the unused magic. Things are looking up until it becomes clear that there are more feelings at play than either of them realized.
Stunned into silence and staring at his hand for a moment, Rain suddenly lets out a wordless shout, turning on the spot and sloshing water onto both of them. Dewdrop can taste the thrill of adrenaline between them and it makes his heart pound.
Dewdrop grabs Rain’s head in both hands and rattles his brain between his ears as he shakes him.
“You water god!” he half-shouts.
Rain laughs, grabbing onto his shoulders and tipping his head back, his eyes squinting shut against the sun as he does.
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28 Sep 2022
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"Dazai..." Chuuya's voice comes out too tight and small, unlikely to ever reach Dazai. His hand lifts shakily, in some dazed attempt to stop him. There is panic wild and fast in his chest, the beginnings of hyperventilation, his breaths shallow and quick.
Something's wrong, something's wrong—
This hurts too much, it's not supposed to be like this—
His vision is blurring, and his head is taut and aching with the stress and anxiety and so much anguish that he can barely comprehend it.
The last of Dazai's hazy form disappears, far in the distance.
_______Forced into a difficult situation, Dazai has to leave Chuuya behind post-Corruption without his usual thorough check-up. Only, he has no idea just what state Chuuya was in as he was walking away from him that night.
Grief is a good teacher on how to value those you love. When he gets Chuuya back, Dazai uses his lessons well.
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- 10/10
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16 Sep 2022
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Jejune Paradigms by willIevermakeasound (nolongerlis)
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
30 Aug 2021
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“Well, I have to warn you beforehand,” the white-haired man stammered as he nervously began to play with his fingers, “and I don't even really know how to explain this to you, because I have absolutely no explanation for... well... this - he was like this when I found him ...”
Now Chuuya was a little worried, but before he really had the time to worry about what to do with this new, albeit vague, information, they stopped in front of one of the few tables in the bistro area.
At first glance the Mafioso didn't notice anything unusual - a completely normal table with two plates, on one of them was a piece of melon pan, on the other he saw something that looked like anpan with a piece of strawberry cake. This combination made Chuuya raise an eyebrow a little, but he refrained from any commentary. For now. But what caught his eye made him pause.“You're kidding me, aren't you?”
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When Dazai mysteriously gets turned into a child again, it's up to Chuuya to take care of him. Though, that's more difficult than he expected it to be.- Language:
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- 7/7
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02 Sep 2022
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Chuuya was only fifteen when Double Black took the stage by storm. The sudden onslaught of followers, and performances, and interviews, and opportunities had been everything he'd craved.
He was fifteen when Double Black was formed, and eighteen when it all came crashing down.
Four years later, and the past he'd long since forgotten was back to haunt him. Or more specifically, certain bandage covered idiots were back, and ready to forge his own path.Or the rockstar au that absolutely no one asked for but I'm here to deliver anyways. Inspired by arabaki's band au on tiktok. Fic title comes from the song 'Under A Paper Moon' by All Time Low.
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- Part 1 of Harmony without a Melody
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- 20/25
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29 Aug 2022
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of rooftops and falling (in more ways than one) by xxSoliusxx
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
07 Nov 2021
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Sigma is a hardworking detective at the agency, content with his life solving crimes and maintaining his casino.
The Phantom Thief is hellbent on keeping their identity a secret from the detective with the informational exchange ability.
Its a game they like to play that's lasted far too long and costed far too much.
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19 Aug 2022
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What currency do the deities deal in?
To God, Nikolai owes his life.
To the devil, he owes his soul.
To Fyodor, he owes his secrets.
…But really, they’re all the same person.
(Three kisses, three secrets Nikolai keeps to himself, and then one secret of Fyodor’s.)
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- Part 3 of wholesomeish fyolai oneshots
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,679
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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16 Aug 2022
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i’m not sentimental but there’s something ‘bout the way you look tonight by maidoutfitsandguns
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
03 Jun 2022
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It starts with nail polish and ends with a kiss.
(Nikolai has taken it upon himself to beautify Fyodor. Things quickly spiral out of control.)
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- Part 5 of wholesomeish fyolai oneshots
- Language:
- English
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- 7,337
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- 1/1
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14 Aug 2022
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Sigma doesn’t dislike heights. In fact, he’d say he quite likes them – the adrenaline is enjoyable, and the previous rides they’ve been on have all been thrilling experiences. In general, roller coasters aren’t a bad pastime.
The keywords there are 'in general'. Sigma has his limits, and he would rather not be plummeting down the tallest goddamned roller coaster in Canada at 148 kilometres per hour.
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12 Aug 2022