Chrestomancy



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    a sex pollen fuck buddy fic.

    For the record: the whole thing is Peter’s fault.

    They’re sitting on a rooftop, nearing the end of patrol, when Peter decides to jab Fate right in the eye and flip her the bird for good measure.

    "—and I was sure it was about to be a sex pollen disaster, but thankfully," Wade says, knocking on his temple for good luck, "just some classic, springtime eau d'jizz from those pear tree things."

    “There is no such thing as sex pollen,” Peter snorts derisively.

    Wade points accusingly at him.

    “Now you’ve done it! You’ve Invoked the Trope! We’re doomed by the narrative now!

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    Hey Now! The Podfic:

    Peter Parker has no one in his corner. No one to rely on, to seek guidance… no one to confide in or cheer him on…

    That is, until he moves into a tiny rundown Manhattan apartment, starts a crappy mediocre job, declares himself maybe just a little insane, and begs the mercenary Deadpool to teach him how to sew…

    Sometimes, life has a funny way of showing you the bigger picture...curvy edges and all.

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    Peter opens a can of worms.

    And by a can of worms, he means his best friend's zipper.

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    Peter freaks out when he forgets to take his ADHD meds during a research-heavy Team Red investigation. Matt and Wade are super cool about it.

    That’s it, that’s the fic.

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    Feel-good fic