CluphStuff
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“Huh,” Bee said, sounding contemplative, “I brought chloroform.”
“You brought what??” Ranboo scream-whispered, at the same time Beetle exclaimed, “Fuck yeah, you found it!”
“Well, we’re staging a kidnapping, so I thought we could leave traces of it, as, like, evidence.” Bee shrugged, lifting a small bottle from his belt.
“Who does that?!” Ranboo wrung his hands as Bee put some on a cloth and let it drip-drip off onto the white sheet, staining it a light, almost unnoticeable purple.
“Did’ya know that chloroform actually takes, like, five minutes, not five seconds, to knock someone out?” Beetle remarked, watching Bee do his work.
“Oh. Maybe I shouldn't've brought it, then.” Bee stared at the spot, and shrugged. “Oh well.”
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Or, vigilante Tommy and Tubbo rescue Ranboo from the heroes and do some bonding; also, a silly little reveal happens.
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- Part 1 of Identity Shenanigans
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Birds of a Feather (ignore the slime) by CluphStuff
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Jun 2025
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Quackity jumped back, hitting the wall and falling to the floor, golden feathers fluttering around. “Señor arriba, mantenme a salvo de este demonio de origen desconocido y te juro por Dios que te adoraré por el resto de mi vida-”
The head, made of slime and slowly emerging from the mucus, was grinning at him. “Hello, Quackity from Manberg! I have been watching you!”
“Oh, mierda, está hablando un carajo-” Quackity took a deep breath, putting a hand on his chest. “What the fork is going on?! Is this a forking dream!?!”Or, Quackity, the ex mafia member, finds a slime in his home and makes him work for profit. Plus his only online friend is Wilbur, who deeeeefinitely isn’t the son of the head of the competing mafia and brother to the guy who slashed Quackity’s eye out.
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Just a bunch of fics with absurd Identity Reveals. Not all in the same universe.
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The crows continue to surround him. Maybe they know he isn't a real crow, sense the impostor. Tommy would have laughed if it wasn't for the hundred fucking crows watching him like a walking bag of food.
He is about to get ejected. He is about to fucking die.
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Tommy dies in the prison and respawns in the body of a crow.
Phil and Techno are clueless that this angry injured fledgling is actually Tommy.
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- Part 1 of Crowinnit
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- 11/11
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29 Aug 2025
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the trinkets and the treasures we brought back from the crusades by Odaigahara
Fandoms: Dream SMP
22 Jun 2021
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The air smelled spicy, thick and incensed, with an underlying musk like that of livestock in cramped quarters. Phil caught a whiff of Nether smoke, hot stone and sulfur. Lava nearby. That was just what he needed, wasn't it. He twisted his head off the ground as the fuzz left his sight and saw a temple constructed of basalt and netherrack, with red nylium snaking up the walls in warped formations.
There was a solid gold altar at one end of the room.
Fucking figured those villagers were cultists.
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- Part 2 of dream smp fic my beloved
- Part 1 of crude little wooden idols
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11 Aug 2025
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Throw the Walls into the Fireplace by lockergirl
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
03 May 2022
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Tommy wasn’t sure what he had been anticipating when he broke into Techno’s house. Maybe he was expecting his brother to kill him on sight, lodging a crossbow arrow straight between his eyes. Maybe he was expecting to be dragged back to exile, cursing and screaming the whole way. Mostly, he was just hoping that Techno wouldn't be home. Tommy had a half-baked plan to hide out in the piglin’s basement, squirreling away gapples and supplies until he could figure out something better.
He hadn’t even considered that Techno could be hibernating.
Or: Tommy has just escaped exile. What better place to hide than the house of his hibernating older brother?
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10 Aug 2025
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“Wish you could tell me if you’re okay,” Bdubs says. Etho feels a little tap-tap-tap, tap-tap-tap. “It’s got to be weird, being a big metal box instead of human-shape."
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Android Etho gets ported into a dishwasher. Don't worry about it.
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09 Aug 2025
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“Stop thinking,” Scar murmured into his ear, pushing his thumbs in deep circles on his lower back. “You never relax. It’s gonna get you killed.”
“I’m not the one who’s red right now,” Grian murmured back. His head got fuzzier with every breath Scar let out against his ear. “Maybe this is just your strategy to get my guard down so you can kill me.”
“Not you, Grian,” Scar answered back. He turned his head away, and Grian could feel the impression of his lips against his neck. Not kissing, not claiming, just there, waiting, like he wanted to. Needed to. But wouldn’t. “Never you.”
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Or, the end is drawing near, and decisions must be made.
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08 Aug 2025