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    Now, see, Fury is a pretty reasonable guy. He puts up with Tony Stark without killing him, yeah? That has to count for something. Especially when taken into consideration that he's Director of a spy--sorry, intelligence--agency. But even he has to resist the urge to pull out his nonexistent hair when there's HYDRA, and the fact that a good third of his agents' loyalties are mostly towards their mysterious cousin...who tipped them off to the snake infestation in the first place.

    Fury is a pretty reasonable guy. He just wants to know if this cousin is another fucking alien, and then he'll figure it out from there.

    (He isn't, as it turns out, but he does open up a whole new bag of cats. Insert a long-suffering sigh.)

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    A series of "5 times" stories about Darcy Lewis and her dad, James Buchanan Barnes...and the pair of them ambushing everyone with the information.

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    10 Jan 2026

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    [Thumbnail description: An octopus using two tentacles to make the shocked Kevin McCallister face meme over an image of a twitter feed. The words “OH NO!” are superimposed on the image.]

    Percy has finally settled on a career path: he'll be an oceanic vigilante! (Fine, environmental influencer, whatever.) To succeed, he's going to have to seek out the attention he's been avoiding for so long. But interacting with the mortal world has risks: he doesn't dare expose the godly world to mortals, not everyone wants him to succeed, and a scandal or an ill-timed explosion at a national monument could ruin everything. But no matter what happens, he is certain to disrupt the social media ecosystem!

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    10 Jan 2026

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    Sadly, saving the world doesn't translate into many marketable skills or pave the way for a future career. Now Percy has to figure out what he's going to do with the rest of his life. To kill time, he signs up for a class on using social media. You'll never believe what happens next!

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    11 Jan 2026

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    After the death of his mother, Percy Jackson packs up his bags and moves to Gotham, New Jersey to move in with billionaire Bruce Wayne. The inhabitants of Wayne manor are watching him, waiting to see what makes him tick. Why he seems so dangerous, why his history is the way it is, who his phone number is registered to. When he slips up, they'll be there. What they don't realize is that he's watching right back.

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    10 Jan 2026

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    I laughed SO MUCH reading this, the author perfectly captured Percy's hilarious snarky inner monologue and external deadpan RBF. He's just so unimpressed with basically everything. I love it.

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    Carolyn Brown's having one of those days. Her truck's been stolen, she's about to lose her job, and now a crazy Hydra assassin has broken into her apartment to ambush Captain America.

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    04 Jan 2026