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    AU. Not long after the start of the Arrangement, Aziraphale Falls, and Crowley does the only thing he can think of to protect him from the rest of Hell.

    Written for The Ineffable Con 2 Fanfic Zine, October 2020.

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    28 Mar 2026

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    "All right, I know I'm going to regret asking this," Aziraphale says. "What exactly does this wager entail?"

    Crowley grins like the cat that not only got the cream but has absconded with the entire cow. He grabs the bottle and swigs straight from it despite Aziraphale's tut of disapproval.

     "The pot goes to whichever demon can get an angel into bed by the end of the evening."

     AKA The Fic That Tumblr Made Me Write. Heaven and Hell share a corporate party once per millennium. This time someone's had the bright idea of issuing a challenge to the demons of Hell. Crowley has no intention of missing the opportunity; Aziraphale's just enough of a bastard to make him work for it.

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    27 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    After the Messiah declares the Second Coming and Final Battle to be cancelled, Aziraphale and Crowley receive a Divine Visitation. God has a message for them. She wants them to do something. Something being each other.

    A silly getting together story post season 3.

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    24 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    On a Mediterranean cruise, Aziraphale Fell is desperate to escape his wealthy parents’ latest attempt to play matchmaker — and when the handsome devil of a man in the cabin across from his offers to be his fake husband, it seems like a miracle.

    And it would be even more miraculous if Anthony Crowley made him reconsider giving up on love….

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    16 Mar 2026

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    Fresh off a bitter divorce, Aziraphale fabricates a perfect marriage to get hired at a wedding magazine—just a stepping stone on the way to his dream career. It's a foolproof plan, until he needs to produce said husband for the magazine's annual couples retreat.

    Enter Crowley, his best friend's mysterious cousin, who agrees, for his own reasons, to play fake husband for a week—no strings attached, no messy complications.

    One problem: the more Aziraphale discovers about the real man behind the act, the less fake his feelings become.

    Aziraphale thought the hardest part would be fooling everyone else…

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    14 Mar 2026