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    Pomni "falls" in a lake made of stupid sauce on one of Caine's adventures. The problem with stupid sauce, is that no one has a filter on it. Another problem can arise when you suspect a mischievous rabbit to actually have nice tendencies, even when other people don't believe him. The biggest problem is that it can reveal animosities one has against the people who appear the nicest.

    All Jax can do it watch while Pomni manages to embarrass him in front of everyone more than she embarrasses herself.

    (Just a bunch of Funnybunny while Pomni's drunk on Stupid Sauce)

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    13 Mar 2026

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    Five times Jax was almost caught as an NPC, and one time he was.

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    Jax being an NPC, with a loose 5+1 idea.

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    12 Mar 2026

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    Jax could have gotten paired with anyone– Gangle, who he could use as a climbing rope. Ragatha, with her seamstress skills to add a little extra bulk to his winter clothing. Hell, even Kinger, who seemed to have something to say about the insects strewn about the Everest paths. But no, he was stuck with Pomni. The one person who couldn’t help him in the slightest.

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    12 Mar 2026

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    “They tried getting Superman in here earlier. Went down like a lead balloon.”
    It's a painful endeavour, trying to keep his face as neutral as possible when Dick wants to smile, “That was always a doomed attempt.”
    Slade has no such issues, a snort of amusement coming easily from him, “Well it's a good thing they finally realized you needed to be the one talking to me.”
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    AKA Slade has information the League needs, Dick goes to interrogate him and ends up revealing the fact that he and Slade are friends.

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    07 Mar 2026

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    Inspired by this Tumblr post by abcdefghjklmpqrobin: Au where Batman doesn't want to tell the Justice League his secret identity but it's because he's really embarrassed about the things he's done as Bruce Wayne.

    5 times Bruce Wayne made Batman miserable + 1 time he made the Justice League miserable.

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    06 Mar 2026

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