DilophWizard
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worst thing ive ever written by DilophWizard
Fandoms: LEGO Star Wars - All Media Types, Barney & Friends (TV 1992)
26 May 2025
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im sorry
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Bill asks Ford out while wearing his tried and true Seduction Hat (patent pending) (by pending he means the patent office workers haven’t returned from the mental institute to finish reviewing his submission) full of whale ambergris, the disembodied voices of those who’d wronged him, and elk sweat. The badger musk was fading, but present enough. He would totally win over his Sixer with this one.
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The story of Keith and Matt's relationship and all its twists and turns! It starts when they meet through Shiro back at the garrison, but where does it go from there? I guess the only way to find out is to read the story! (And wait for me to write/upload the rest of it.)
[P.S. You don't have to read 'Tied Neatly With a Bow', 'Never Gonna Let You Go', or 'Morning Showers' if you don't want to read the ~seggsy times~. Skipping over them will not affect the reading experience.]
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30 Sep 2025
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Keith is a vampire hunter, born from two vampires. He works alone for many years, taking down the truly evil and mindless of his people.
But a big event has him joining with a band of human vampire hunters, becoming one of their teammates. Maybe it's a good thing they don't know he's a vampire...or not...
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27 Sep 2025
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A love story about vampires, werewolves, & other strange creatures, living in New York City, and cooking with your heart.
Or someone else's.
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14 Jul 2025
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What Happens in the Garrison Never leaves you alone by Stars_In_Your_Eyes
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
14 Apr 2021
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Keith is learning the Garrison might not be so bad
“Do you want a cookie?” kind brown eyes repeated, holding out a jar.
“That was my drone. You looked like you were gonna deck Iverson and as entertaining as that would be I figured this was funnier. I'm Pidge” They said smiling gleefully.
Blue eyes danced with joy. “Now that was a good show. All thanks to lancey lance at your service.” He said taking a deep bow.
Keith was still trying to understand what exactly happened.
Alternatively titled as the one fic where Hunk has cookies, Pidge is up to no good, Lance has no chill and Keith learns friends make things a lot better.
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14 Jul 2025
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“Yeah I… I didn’t know I had a sister,” said Keith. “Until she died last month. And now I… now I’m, um, I-I’m like a single parent to my nieces."
He took a huge breath to steady himself, waaay to worked up to be on live radio.
“And I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.”
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In which Keith is the guy who suddenly finds himself a single-parent to his two nieces, and Lance is the charming radio host who might be his only voice of reason in this mess
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26 May 2025