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The importance of telling the plot to kindly fuck itself by DistinguishedDwarfFriend
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
29 Aug 2024
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When Larping gets a little too real, Alice is chased by NPC-orcs right from her convention into Middle Earth, meeting a tall, dark and handsome stranger she has mooned over since her teenage years.
Yeay, heartbreak and horrible hygiene, let's go!
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Sea-Born by DistinguishedDwarfFriend
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
28 Apr 2024
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Aragorn is on his way to Bree, and on a rainy night enters an Inn somewhere north of Dunland.
There he meets an intriguing woman, and listens to her tales of her travels.
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Cracks filled with gold & Mithril Hearts by DistinguishedDwarfFriend
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
13 Mar 2024
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Modern Girl in Middle Earth, she's here for the Fellowship but joins the company and gets attached, what can you do.
OC took her Mom and moved to middle earth, became a traveling minstrel, realised that her life expectancy is now that of an elf or dwarf, she doesn't know but hey, at least she'll be there for the War of the Rings which is kind of the point.
She has read "The Hobbit" only once and never seen the movies, but the dwarves are too hot to die, damnit! -
Daughter of Kings by DistinguishedDwarfFriend
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
12 Mar 2024
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A young modern maybe-witch really wants to find her father, but should have maybe read the fineprint of the spell she used.
Thorin gets thrown into the modern world, specifically into the apartment of his daughter (omg he has a daughter!!!), and finds out affairs with witches have consequences.
His daughter, Théa Emery, shows him her world, and decides that she's gonna come with him when he returns to Middle Earth.
Because she has read Tolkien and hell, she will NOT let her father die now that she found him!
Upon Thorin's return, he has to find a way to use what he has found in that other world to build a better life for his people, and his daughter has to find a place in this new world and new family, and figure out how to fix things without making it worse.
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How to tame your Dwarrows, or The cultural importance of Hair Care Products by DistinguishedDwarfFriend
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
06 Mar 2024
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Remember that girl in "The Ring" climbing out of the TV?
Yeah, something like that happens to this OC, and honestly, how do you feed a company of dwarves when you live from social support and excuse me, that is MY hair smoothing cream get your own!
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On returning to Hogwarts for their Eighth Year, Headmistress McGonagall decided to room Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter together. She may have hoped for a leading example of house unity; the other students fully expected insults and fights. But nothing happened.
That was, until Harry sleepwalked into Draco’s bed.
Translation links available inside for Indonesian, Chinese, Korean, Russian, Thai, Spanish, Portuguese, and Turkish!
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Draco Malfoy and the Truth of the Heart by DracoWillHearAboutThis
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Mar 2021
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Dumbledore, throughout his long, colourful life, had made a lot of dubious decisions, but the choice to send four emotionally constipated teenagers on a Horcrux hunt across the country to save the Wizarding World might have easily taken the cake.
Or: The Camping Trip From Hell, and everything that followed after.
***This installment concludes the main arc of this story. Everything that follows after can be considered Bonus Material.***
Series
- Part 7 of Do It All Over Again
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You cannot save people, you can only love them by heyitsamorette (AmoretteHD) for CieliaValentine
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Dec 2017
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Upon returning for Eighth Year, there are so many strange things going on with Malfoy, Harry doesn’t know where to start. He won’t talk to Harry, but he’s talking to ghosts. He won’t apologize for his past, but the Black Family tapestry has crossed him off its tree. And the worst of it all, he still has that infuriating, snotty mouth on him that
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Draco Malfoy might not be a killer, but it turns out he's an effective painkiller. If stopping pain was all Draco's touch did, things might not be so complicated, but either way Harry can't afford to be choosy.
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Once upon a time, Harry Potter hid for two hours from Dudley in a chemistry classroom, while a nice graduate student explained about the scientific method and interesting facts about acids. A pebble thrown into the water causes ripples.
Contains, in no particular order: magic candymaking, Harry falling in love with a house, evil kitten Draco Malfoy, and Hermione attempting to apply logic to the wizarding world.
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- Part 1 of The Problem Universe