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    On returning to Hogwarts for their Eighth Year, Headmistress McGonagall decided to room Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter together. She may have hoped for a leading example of house unity; the other students fully expected insults and fights. But nothing happened.

    That was, until Harry sleepwalked into Draco’s bed.

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    20 Sep 2025

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    Dumbledore, throughout his long, colourful life, had made a lot of dubious decisions, but the choice to send four emotionally constipated teenagers on a Horcrux hunt across the country to save the Wizarding World might have easily taken the cake.

    Or: The Camping Trip From Hell, and everything that followed after.

    ***This installment concludes the main arc of this story. Everything that follows after can be considered Bonus Material.***

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    17 Sep 2025

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    Draco Malfoy might not be a killer, but it turns out he's an effective painkiller. If stopping pain was all Draco's touch did, things might not be so complicated, but either way Harry can't afford to be choosy.

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    10 Sep 2025

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    Once upon a time, Harry Potter hid for two hours from Dudley in a chemistry classroom, while a nice graduate student explained about the scientific method and interesting facts about acids. A pebble thrown into the water causes ripples.

    Contains, in no particular order: magic candymaking, Harry falling in love with a house, evil kitten Draco Malfoy, and Hermione attempting to apply logic to the wizarding world.

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    08 Aug 2025

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  5. Public Bookmark 28

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    Scorpius has been harboring a crush on Harry Potter for years now. He knows he's young, and stupid and it's never going to happen. But it's tough to move on when Harry makes it so… hard.

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    5 times Scorpius was crushing on Harry + 1 time he realized Harry was pining back.

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    21 Jul 2025

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    30 Jun 2025

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    “I didn’t expect you to be an Unspeakable,” Zabini said casually, his tone light but curious as he signed the last line. “Everyone was so certain you’d end up as an Auror.”

    Harry hummed, glancing up briefly before returning to his form. “I was, actually. Did the full training, served for almost five years… then I got bored.”

    Zabini’s laugh broke free this time, rich and surprisingly unrestrained. “Only you, Potter, could find chasing down Dark wizards boring.”
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    His heart dropped like a stone as he took in the familiar walls, the thin mattress he sat atop of, the faint smell of dust and damp wood. His chest tightened as realization dawned.

    Finally, his gaze dropped to his hands.

    Small. Pudgy. Child-like.

    “Fuck,” he muttered, his voice trembling as the weight of it all sank in.
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    or I sent Harry and Blaise back in the past for shits and giggles

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    29 Jun 2025

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    Sirius Black makes a bargain with a magical creature to get his best friend back, losing a piece of himself in the process. James doesn't know this world he's come back to, but he has a teenage son to meet and a best friend to put back together. Set after Prison of Azkaban.

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    24 Jun 2025

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    Lost and adrift after the final battle, Harry moves in with George. While they both try to figure out where their lives are headed and how they can adjust, they embark upon a sexual relationship, no strings attached. Will it stay that way, or will something casual turn into something more?

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    16 Jun 2025

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    Two months after Draco Malfoy was reported dead, Harry and Ron found him tangled in Strangler Ivy on the grounds of Hogwarts.

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    16 Jun 2025

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    "I won't let you die for me."
    "Unfortunately, mate, you don't get a choice in that."
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    In which Harry and Ron are each others' safest place.
    aka I rewrite the highlights of Deathly Hallows but make it gayer.

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    10 Jun 2025

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    Draco Malfoy, father of four children, divorced husband of Astoria Greengrass, and French-speaking Potions Master, is given the chance to become Potions Professor and Head of Slytherin House at Hogwarts.
    Harry Potter, father of three children, divorced husband of Ginny Weasley, and only a few years aware of being gay, is given the chance to become Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor at Hogwarts.

    Their children make sure they end up together.

    Or, an 'Enemies to Friends to Enemies to Friends to Lovers' Drarry fic.

    Translated to Russian by Nowkie

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    10 Jun 2025

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    Harry’s life has become an endurance run, through the remnants of his stressful divorce, his strained relationships with his children, and his increasingly complicated job. Yet it seems what’s going to complicate it most is saving Scorpius Malfoy’s life. Since Scorpius is underage, Draco assumes the debt—and he is determined to pay Harry back. Now if only he could find something Harry actually wanted.

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    10 Jun 2025

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  14. Public Bookmark 29

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    “Well, hello to you too.” Cold blue eyes bore into his, though it took Barty over a full minute to reach them. When he did, black locks hung to the side as the boy he admired tilted his head.

    “Did you get lost, Black? Gryffindors don't belong in the Slytherin dorms.”

    “Did you get lost burning holes in my skin? I'm about to catch on fire over here, Crouch.” A wicked smirk curved over red lips as teeth worried at a lip ring off to the side.

    Whenever Sirius didn't feel welcome in Gryffindor tower, he came to sleep with his brother instead. Whenever that happened, Barty would jump on him like a bitch in heat.

    Evan and Remus were frankly getting sick of it. Something had to be done.

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    02 Jun 2025

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    Harry saw Sirius going through the veil in his fifth year and he couldn’t stop him, but nobody could stop Harry from following him.

    Harry is returned to his eleven year old body and decides that he’s going to use what seems like a second chance to fix things, make things better. When the timeline is immediately changed, Harry is left floundering and confused.

    Join Harry and Sirius on their grand adventure through Hogwarts as they right some wrongs, sow some chaos, and manage all their mischief.

    •Welcome to Year One, let the games begin.•

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    28 May 2025

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    A mysterious stranger helps Harry find his way at King's Cross Station, and Harry never meets Ron on the Hogwarts Express. How would his life turn out differently if a certain, bushy-haired bookworm became his only best friend? Based around a mixture of the books and movies.

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    27 May 2025

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    Draco loses a bet to Pansy and Blaise which leaves him wearing a skirt for a whole week. Harry discovers something about himself.

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    22 May 2025

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  18. Public Bookmark 99

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    “Sirius said I should have a project to get my mind off my shite,” Draco mutters.

    “Sounds like Sirius,” James hums, remembering all the ‘projects’ Sirius started and usually never finished. Like that bloody bike.

    “Apparently he doesn’t approve of my usual way of dealing with things.”

    “No? And what’s that?” James thinks his voice sounds perfectly normal. Very dad-like. A tone he would use with his own son when curious about his hobbies.

    “Fucking,” Draco says so calmly and casually, James almost slices his finger right off.

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    21 May 2025

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    After the War, Harry can’t make himself go back to Hogwarts and he otherwise has no idea what he wants to do with his life.

    Until he finds Charlie Weasley on fire in the Burrow’s back garden, that is.

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    10 May 2025

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    Fred's funeral turns out to be quite lovely, Harry thinks, in spite of how heartbroken they all feel. Everyone says something nice or funny about Fred, trying to remember the good moments. Harry can’t get the words out, but Ron is by his side, the back of his hand pressed against Harry’s, his eyebrows scrunched up as he sobs quietly.

    “Stay,” Ron whispers after dinner, when everyone gets ready for bed, pale faces looking empty and wiped out. “Don’t go back to Grimmauld Place. Stay here, Harry. Please…”

    Harry nods, then follows Ron upstairs, to the room where they’ve spent countless summer evenings, chatting in bed with a laugh and a cheeky grin on their faces.
    They lie in the dark in silence this time, and Harry feels so cold.

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    06 May 2025

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